Funniest insults/biggest burns

[Satire]

Well he does having a lot of free time in his mom's basement, it's not like he has school or a job or anything else to worry about.

1. In Australia we don't even have basements.

2. In arab homes the father runs shit, not the mother, get your facts straight you mommies bitch.

3. You haven't even finished school yet, teachers little fucking pet. You want a sticker bitch?

4. You don't have a job either, so shut the fuck up.

5. Ummm, don't you live with your parents? Stupid motherfucker.

6. Next time you try to insult me, make sure you insult me and not yourself, you dumb fuck.

7. You jealous cause none of your posts are quotables?

8. Go make another track on Biggie's beats and then keep saying Biggie ain't good.

9. Your tracks are so fucking stupid, you get your titles from the beat you downloaded, how original?

10. Go suck on Prince EA's dick till a trophy pops out like you just finished an EA game, faggot.

11. Better yet, why don't you do one of those showcase songs on youtube? Maybe you can showcase all the faggot posters you have on your wall of Lady Gaga's cock, you freakshow looking motherfucker.

12. Sentus? Bitch that name just suits you perfect. Fucking book worm, choir boy.

13. "Pyromaniacs we taking over" shut the fuck up faggots, the only thing you faggots can possibly take over is Two and a Half Men, you being Alan and Coleslawface being Jake.

14. The only time you faggots cause fire is when your shitting storms of burger king burgers and your face is all red. Tell coleslawface he can suck the tip of my dick.

15. Robby and Nathan, sounds like a high school musical, you faggots must be kidding me if you think you white suburb bitches are hip hop. How many styles of white rappers are you going to bite before you adapt a style of your own? Fucking groupie bitches.

16. You look like a fucking pig with your big ass nostrils popping out.

17. Your face looks like someone's been ashing their cigarettes on your face, you fucking chicken pox looking motherfucker.

Pig Boy (the next superhero)


Robby be pimpin' mayne, look at his bitches, gat dayem. Where you find that hoe? Did you do her homework aswell? You probably did, and she prolly never gave you any pussy. She'd rather stuff a chicken's drumstick in her pussy.

Give a fuck if this will result a ban. Fuck with me.

Oh. My. God.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

in X's posts

number 3,12,13,14 had me fucking dying.

She'd rather stuff a chicken's drumstick in her pussy.

DEAD!

class is now the biggest faggot that ever graced TR,juelz21 has more ground to his posts than you,and lol @ you tellin me abt food and shoes,i eat gourmet shit,nikka, and i have kicks u would kill for,lean down and kiss the shoes faggot,i always keep my shit shiny and my laces ironed,what the fuck are you even wearing in that pic son? yo pants or on same faggoty gay ass star wars shxt forreal,and that blue tiny t-shirt looks like a toop-top,dumb ass kids.

and that bitch looks ugly,where the fuck u find her at.

http://www.girlsforgays.com

[Mahmoud48]

its over Xray does it again

[Satire]

This wasn't really funny but whatever. It was still a burn that needs to be archived.

I like C.R.E.A.M.

Thanks man, you're one of my favorite members here too

Your concepts are gay and they suck. You should hang up writing. YOU SUCK. Get it through your thick illiterate skulls. YOU FUCKING SUCK. YOU FUCKING SUCK. YOUR CONCEPTS ARE RETARDED. ANYONE CAN COME UP WITH THOSE CONCEPTS. You just come up with them and make them look like shit because you are a SHIT writer. I bet if you stop messing around you'd still be a terrible fucking writer because that will never change unless you grow a brain. But, you're a complete moron so there goes that idea.

Lol Y U Mad tho ?
Anyone can come up with those concepts then explain to me please why i don't see them ? even in underground + mainstream i don't see them , lmfao
I stopped messing around and the results came out great, too bad you didn't check them out even if i already wrote them on my post and you didn't comment on them, you just checking my chill stuff and leave out my real writings , thats a proof that AGAIN You're afraid to quote my dope shit

I own every single Tech N9ne song, fuck off. Who are you to tell me what I don't know? You're one of the least respected, idiotic members this forum has ever encountered. Your opinion holds little to no value.

You OWN , you don't LISTEN , Big difference and otherwise you would've known
I'm one of the least respected ? my opinion has no value ? Since when your opinion counts ? you're just another proof of the ignorant members on here who just "walk with the crowd" , at least i stand by my foot and i have my own opinion

Read that thread again, you imbecile. Xray and I had it pretty even. Menzo knows. Read the comments after the argument.

I read the thread everyday , infact i masturbate to it (pause) and it's very obvious that XRAY FUCKING RAPED YOU THERE and just cause one member didn't say so don't disaprove that fact

Trolling can also be funny. NONE of yours have been funny and everyone, even the members that aren't getting trolled hate them because they have ZERO respect for you as a poster and because you're simply not charismatic or funny.

I have more sense of humor than you will ever have, and the proof is you're angry as fuck and your taking this agrument so seriousy , bitch they respect me more and i take a second to think about my shit, you wander around the room wait for two hours to have a great idea to "self-assure myself" , and allot of people here felt for my trolls , ask about my name in the Eminem section

No, I'm happy. I hope you get banned. Keep it up, one less shitty member roaming in Backstage.

Pussy don't wanna argue with me again

I don't mean to brag but I'm a likable member in this forum. I have a lot of friends and members respect me, you on the other hand... you're opinion is of no weight and everyone sees you as a tasteless troll with the mind of a rotten egg on a sidewalk. I didn't put myself in there simply because I'm not among the worst members of TR... unlike you.

Okay then , you have allot of fairly internet friends who often make fun of you so Congratulations man , my friends here are awesome , MCSam, mdemaz, Kez, Revolutionary, DA, Raids & Xray and you ain't got nothing on them , and i'm not a tasteless troll lol , a Tasteless troll is one who views Trolling as his occupation in the forums which i don't, i (used to) troll when i feel like it , now i don't troll at all , that's cause i fucking grew up and discovered that "Trolling" sucks

"Fuck your imaginary bitch"? That has to be one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. LOL, this just proves my point about you being a complete dipshit with unoriginal comebacks. And If if I record I wanted to be perfect and high quality because I want my raps to go along with some fine equipment unlike you. Your raps are complete trash so you don't give a fuck. But, please refrain from recording anything, no need for more embarassement. I bet you sound like an indian kid getting fucked from behind. So yeah, nevermind. Record so I can make fun of you for another reason

Unoriginal comebacks ? look who the fuck is talking !! you're the last person in the world to talk about this , And i won't even talk on this point , April will talk on itself , just keep checking Audio Stage .

Trolling is a trend that you felt you had to jump in (ruin) because you felt left out and because you were another unimportant member that no one gave a shit about. You're still a member that no one gives a shit about but at least people talk to you. LMFAO, you pathetic little attention whore. And I don't brag about it. I've never bragged about it so fuck off with that, all I've said is that you're taking the fun out of trolling because you make it look so shitty. If you paid attention, I'm pretty sure I was one of the first to troll in Chit Chat so yeah... Satire & Mike are better than me, I won't deny that but you still FUCKING SUCK at something else other than writing... trolling. Balling Uncontrollably was a trend that you copied. I didn't make it up but I expanded it so technically you copied me. LOL @ the irony there.

I'm not left out , my Pony-homies are everything i ever need and Trolling is just a side-project for me that i don't even take seriously , and i'm a realest , i keep my trolling on Chit-Chat and i never took my business elsewhere , "attention whore" is another played out cuss that proves my point in the first post , and YOU DO brag about it or otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation at all , and lmfao at me taking the fun of trolling , if you bitch never took "Trolling" as a serious "business" then it wouldn't be , And quit lying , the first people to troll in Chit-Chat were classthe_king & MikeNUFC and you didn't add anything to that Troll-Wave you just hopped in to "appear cool" while sucking off their dicks to let you there , I didn't copy you , i copied VenomBlackViper who is probably the most original member here/my favorite on this forum , why the fuck would i wanna copy a pathetic dipshit like yourself ?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO @ ME being jealous of your shit. YOU FUCKING SUCK. THAT'S WHY I CRITICIZE IT. I'm not jealous of "your genius concepts". Let's look at your shitty-ass concepts. One was dissing everyone here, how's that original? One was the anti-bragging shit. That's not even a concept. A lot of people put themselves down on their raps. What else? Nothing else stands out because it's garbage. My ideas are reptitive? Yeah ok. Writing a semi-tribute to Stay Wide Awake, and one about my life and one about living how I want without being held back by rules. REAL REPETITIVE AND UNORIGINAL. My multis are and will always be above yours, that's a fact. Alphadeath is actually something I wrote in 15 minutes randomly out of boredom. It has a concept, it has a bunch of multis and it's 100x times better than anything you've written. #FuckOff. Speaking about Cosh... he is also 100x times better than you.

What are you talking about ? you NEVER criticized any of my writing and i doubt you even read them , One was dissing everyone (which was a re-make + the first piece i've ever written) the other was "BOOKS" and you didn't mention it cause it is GENIUS (i prove my point) , The Anti-Bragging shit was never done, people "Desperately" put themselves down but i did it "Bragging how i suck" , now that was never done before , Stay Wide Awake is an already done concept , Your life (EVERY single member talked about their life) and Living how YOU wanted (sucking dicks off the supermarket) is also a played out concept , and i'll admit Alphadeath was the only "Great" shit you've ever wrote , the rest were "Decent" , and other thing , you have NOTHING except multi's , you keep BRAGGING about multi's cause you have nothing beside them , it's like that guy who's wandering around and a white short & a plain $5 black T-Shirt with nothing else + bad hair cut and bragging about his New Nike Airs , that's just pathetic , and who the FUCK said i'm a better writer than Cosh ? you did , i didn't .. I respect Cosh unlike your pathetic bitch-made ass faggot , who wandered around trying to find a picture of Cosh to post lmfaaaaao

To make them look worse. You know you cringe everytime you see something you've written. You know it blows cock, right? You're probably about to die of a heart stroke reading this. And I hope you do.

I don't , quit lying

I stopped using, you dipshit. But, at least it's one more trend than you so I keep on winning. You know what's funny though? IT'S THAT YOU FUCKING COPIED THAT TREND

I used it two times and left it thats cause how bad does it sucks , and now i copied it , lmfao

You just keep on contradicting yourself.

He was never in the team, you fuckface. And I was in the Golden Era of Chit Chat while you were watching hoping that one day you'll be in there trolling with us. Then we stopped for a while and you came in to totally destroy Shady Chit Chat with your awful trolling that no one likes. You stay losing and a hated member.

I;m not trolling with you , I'm trolling by myself cause i felt like it

Kill yourself.

And the other proof that you are a pussy , is that you DIDN'T add your name yet and in fact you switched my name into a member that was voted 4 times , that's a straight hoe move that proves how much bitter do you get + how much do you want me down .. you're the most pathetic person i have ever knew in this forum , a Tech N9ne stan , a dR3 Wannabe , a dick rider (who has very impressive skills + the ability to dick ride 5 members at the time) and you keep saying Xray didn't rape me but in deed you went out of action for some time after that day and you was never the same , Cosh got better and i respect him and yet you've grew more ego from that thread and you seriously believe you can take me down in this fight ? Your so-called "Friends" make fun of you everyday and you consider yourself i "likeable" member , I'm not a better writer than you and you're not a better writer than most people here , considering the fact that my first piece was 1 month ago i shit on ya , considering the fact that i'm a Sudanese who only learned English from Rap music i shit on you again , You consider yourself great + "Think" that your "Friends" have your back and you get trolled every single day and the worst thing is you took me so serious bruh i'm never serious , and if you want to end this agrument now i'll gladly end it , you's a crying faggot who listens to F.A.N.S everyday and will probably need some medicine if Tech N9ne is ill/dead , and searching people's posts in order to himuliate them is simply CREEPY & GAY !! you criticized my shit ? you never even read it ! Master-Chief i'll cook you next time you fuck with me and this is just a warning , let this go you fucking faggot Eminem/Tech N9ne stan who change his mind everyday and he claims to know Hip Hop while he don't even post in HHD section (His fear of being trolled grew more) , dead prez trolled you , Xray RAPED you , Sentus trolled you , a big number trolled you and thats why you don't even post like you used to , And for the real , that Rock Bottom thread was made in order to increase my post count , No i'm not joking , MCSam was right , and yet it still shits on everything you ever done and i'm not even bragging , you 're like the small white kid the walks around with a big group of cool nikkas to "look" tough and thinks that he's friend with them , got into a fight , got his ass whipped and they all laughed at him , You're pathetic , you're saying that I shouldn't embarrase myself in the Audio Stage section , well here's a fact , if you do not rap then you don't have the right to talk shit about that business (and you ain't even heard my shit) well here's a thought , Baby Chris > You , cause he RAPs and you don't , you don't have the right to criticize and you don't even know shit about Hip Hop , step your game up kiddo lolololololololololol at cheating at this poll , you fucking know that people here wanted to vote against you so badly and yet you switch my place with another (hated) person , you're visibly furious and i ain't even serious , you're so bitter , you's a hater , you's a fag , a fake , a dick rider , a pussy , a 10/10 trollable person and ironically you talk to me as (Your soldier) , if you wasn't such a gay Perez-type faggot you could actually access the war , go suck another dick in Chit-Chat lol , i bet you already jump on Armadeo's dick

[dead prez]

Damn Devil's Advocate is fighting back, I gotta say this is quote worthy.

in X's posts

number 3,12,13,14 had me fucking dying.

She'd rather stuff a chicken's drumstick in her pussy.

DEAD!

class is now the biggest faggot that ever graced TR,juelz21 has more ground to his posts than you,and lol @ you tellin me abt food and shoes,i eat gourmet shit,nikka, and i have kicks u would kill for,lean down and kiss the shoes faggot,i always keep my shit shiny and my laces ironed,what the fuck are you even wearing in that pic son? yo pants or on same faggoty gay ass star wars shxt forreal,and that blue tiny t-shirt looks like a toop-top,dumb ass kids.

and that bitch looks ugly,where the fuck u find her at.

http://www.girlsforgays.com

[dead prez]

Hate to quote WilyMo again, but this made me lol as well.

act all bad towards you? I would never. Generally when people say some stupid shit in real life or on the internet during a discussion I try to help them see the light. You think you are a cool kid on here? The fact you even think there is a cool means you gobble loads of dick. The fact you think your opinion is so important on because you belong to some underground movement no one gives a shit about makes you a double failure.

Let me guess? You're the tiny kid at school that always used to get picked on. You are probably shorter than 5'8. Your stature makes you an easy target. You are a victim of your environment. Bad parenting, bullying, and a lack of friends created your low self-esteem. The internet was your second chance. You were no longer able to be pushed around, and became free from all words, judgments, and mean looks from the "Outer World", as you call it. Completely immersed in this digital realm you became consumed, and thus, Class was born.

Good job we can all post stupid shit.

[WakeUpShow]

1. In Australia we don't even have basements.

2. In arab homes the father runs shit, not the mother, get your facts straight you mommies bitch.

3. You haven't even finished school yet, teachers little fucking pet. You want a sticker bitch?

4. You don't have a job either, so shut the fuck up.

5. Ummm, don't you live with your parents? Stupid motherfucker.

6. Next time you try to insult me, make sure you insult me and not yourself, you dumb fuck.

7. You jealous cause none of your posts are quotables?

8. Go make another track on Biggie's beats and then keep saying Biggie ain't good.

9. Your tracks are so fucking stupid, you get your titles from the beat you downloaded, how original?

10. Go suck on Prince EA's dick till a trophy pops out like you just finished an EA game, faggot.

11. Better yet, why don't you do one of those showcase songs on youtube? Maybe you can showcase all the faggot posters you have on your wall of Lady Gaga's cock, you freakshow looking motherfucker.

12. Sentus? Bitch that name just suits you perfect. Fucking book worm, choir boy.

13. "Pyromaniacs we taking over" shut the fuck up faggots, the only thing you faggots can possibly take over is Two and a Half Men, you being Alan and Coleslawface being Jake.

14. The only time you faggots cause fire is when your shitting storms of burger king burgers and your face is all red. Tell coleslawface he can suck the tip of my dick.

15. Robby and Nathan, sounds like a high school musical, you faggots must be kidding me if you think you white suburb bitches are hip hop. How many styles of white rappers are you going to bite before you adapt a style of your own? Fucking groupie bitches.

16. You look like a fucking pig with your big ass nostrils popping out.

17. Your face looks like someone's been ashing their cigarettes on your face, you fucking chicken pox looking motherfucker.

Pig Boy (the next superhero)


Robby be pimpin' mayne, look at his bitches, gat dayem. Where you find that hoe? Did you do her homework aswell? You probably did, and she prolly never gave you any pussy. She'd rather stuff a chicken's drumstick in her pussy.

Give a fuck if this will result a ban. Fuck with me.

holy shit.

[Sla]

I remember this when this guy really got on my nerves , probably the only time i went off

Frankly? Roflmao. And I didn't reply. I think I didn't even read it completely.

[Block]

I remember this when this guy really got on my nerves , probably the only time i went off

Frankly? Roflmao. And I didn't reply. I think I didn't even read it completely.

Are you dumb? You don't know what 'frankly' means?

[Sla]

Sure, i used the Google translator. Like "honestly".

[Satire]

Sla is Em1973. He's just learned to use paragraphs and capitalization.

[Sla]

:laughing:

Sla is Em1973. He's just learned to use paragraphs and capitalization.

Nope, first time I'm hearing about him. Who is/was it? Hopefully not some imbecile.

[classthe_king]

The best part is everything I said was true and nothing you said was true excpet the first few statements but I'm 17 so of course I live with my mom and go to school

[VenomBlackViper]

Sure, i used the Google translator. Like "honestly".

Fucking backwater, third world, foreign, country sloth faggot.

[Xray]

The best part is everything I said was true and nothing you said was true excpet the first few statements but I'm 17 so of course I live with my mom and go to school

Shut the fuck up, take your loss and gtfo. You're wasting my time with your wack ass come backs.