Help me find all of the rhymes in Lose Yourself.

[Master Chief]

If this laptop wasn't so slow, I would rape both of you at a faster rate.

@Graphic, please leave. I've already addressed every single FUCKING thing you listed. I refuse to repeat myself. No, I didn't lose. I just don't wanna waste my time.

[Graphic]

I'll leave after you tell me why "rap shit he" isn't censored.

[Satire]

LOL. YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY. YOU CANT EVEN HEAR THE "SH" SOUND IN THAT ONE. You can hear a clear and crisp hiss of the "s" sound as soon as he says it. You chose the wrong performance to link, loser. You just bodied yourself

What the fuck? Are you kidding me. It's not as clear as the other one but it's there. LISTEN. LISTEN. LISTEN. LISTEN. LISTEN.

I am listening. You are clearly deaf, loser. The hiss from the S is so loud you have to be retarded to say that it says "sh".

You were more inclined towards rap shit he at that moment whether you said it or not.

No I wasn't? I'm not letting 1 live performance at the Grammy's affect my opinion on what he says in the actual song. The only reason I'm using live performances as evidence is because for some reason you are. Artists, even as experienced as Em, can fuck up live, it's natural.

I don't see how he raped like you guys claim but ok? And I said that this argument is a tie but that specific thing I quoted you on was beat. It's a "beat" in the sense that I disproved one of your points but a "tie" as in no one's gonna win this war/argument.

Except I did win, you got raped in that argument and this.

Yes it does. Every refers to any and everybody in this conversation that holds the title "MC", you. You're dead. So yes, you lost.

Only retards use every like that.

No, you're just too simple to understand it.

I already addressed the censored version argument. I've been repeating myself this entire goddamn time. WE'VE ALL BEEN REPEATING OURSELVES.

I've been repeating myself because I'm right, you're repeating yourself because you're trying to reinforce false claims.

And I swear to God, if after I submit this and someone else responded against me, I'm gonna fucking be pissed off.

You lost.

[Master Chief]

Your only reply was to say that they forgot to censor shit (they didn't), or that shit isn't censored because they're allowed to say bitch (they can say bitch—not shit), or that shit isn't as bad as fuck (irrelevant).

NONONOOONOONNNONONONONOONONONNNONONONOONONONONONONONONONOONONON.
NO FUCKING NO.

See this why you shouldn't be in this argument. You haven't kept up and/or you don't understand what I'm saying. Please leave, I'm fucking tired of answering to Satire and it just really irritates me to answer to a 2nd person.

[Graphic]

>Statement
>Disagreement
>Statement of fact
>Denial of fact
>"Explain why you refuse to acknowledge that fact."
>NO.




This doesn't prove anything, but googling "'this whole rap shit, he better go capture this moment'" (with quotes) returns 29,900 results while "'this whole rhapsody, he better go capture this moment'" returns 76,500.

[richard]

it's rhapsody

[Master Chief]

THIS IS GOING IN FUCKING CIRCLES. NOW, I HAVE TO RESPOND TO SATIRE'S RESPONSE AND I SWEAR TO GOD READING THAT SHIT IS LIKE DEJA FUCKING VU.

GRAPHIC, FUCK OFF. AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

FROM NOW ON, I'M TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S HOW I WOULD ANSWER AT BOTH OF YOU IF THIS WAS A REAL LIFE ARGUMENT.

[Satire]

it's rhapsody

And another person votes for me. That's 3-0. Master Chief loses again.

@MC KAY. YOU DO THAT TOUGH GUY. YOU'RE LOSING ANYWAYS.

[Master Chief]

>Statement
>Disagreement
>Statement of fact
>Denial of fact
>"Explain why you refuse to acknowledge that fact."
>NO.

BEFORE I ANSWER TO SATIRE, I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST FEMALE I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF.

IF YOU READ THE FUCKING PAGES BEFORE THIS THOROUGHLY THEN YOU WOULDN'T POST SUCH IGNORANT, RETARDED SHIT.

[Graphic]

Then why don't you just prove me wrong?

[Master Chief]

I am listening. You are clearly deaf, loser. The hiss from the S is so loud you have to be retarded to say that it says "sh".

OMG. HOLY SHIT... WHAT THE HELL. "I'M CRACKING UP, GET A GRIP, MC". IT IS "SH" FOR THE LAST TIME. EMINEM DOES NOT HAVE A LISP THERE IS NO REASON TO JUSTIFY HIS "SH" AS A "S".

No I wasn't? I'm not letting 1 live performance at the Grammy's affect my opinion on what he says in the actual song. The only reason I'm using live performances as evidence is because for some reason you are. Artists, even as experienced as Em, can fuck up live, it's natural.

I'M NOT SAYING IN THAT MOMENT, I CONVINCED YOU IT'S RAP SHIT HE. OH MY GOD. I'M TELLING YOU THAT THE FACT (FACT FACT FACT FACT) THAT HE CLEARLY (CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY) SAID RAP SHIT HE, SLIGHTLY (%0.1, BARELY, SOMEHOW) INCLINED YOU TOWARDS RAP SHIT HE. WHY? CAUSE IT'S SOLID PROOF?

Except I did win, you got raped in that argument and this.

OK, FAG.

No, you're just too simple to understand it.

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COOL.

b]I've been repeating myself because I'm right, you're repeating yourself because you're trying to reinforce false claims.
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YOU'VE BEEN REPEATING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY... SAME AS ME.

I NEED TO DRINK SOME WATER. FUCK Y'ALL.

[Graphic]

This is pretty funny, but I'm going to stop adding fuel to the fire now.

Honestly, I couldn't care less which is right, it's not a huge difference. It's a great song either way.

[Satire]

OMG. HOLY SHIT... WHAT THE HELL. "I'M CRACKING UP, GET A GRIP, MC". IT IS "SH" FOR THE LAST TIME. EMINEM DOES NOT HAVE A LISP THERE IS NO REASON TO JUSTIFY HIS "SH" AS A "S".

It doesn't sound like "SH" at all. I'm sorry that you've listened to this much music and still can't tell the difference, I really am.

I'M NOT SAYING IN THAT MOMENT, I CONVINCED YOU IT'S RAP SHIT HE. OH MY GOD. I'M TELLING YOU THAT THE FACT (FACT FACT FACT FACT) THAT HE CLEARLY (CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY) SAID RAP SHIT HE, SLIGHTLY (%0.1, BARELY, SOMEHOW) INCLINED YOU TOWARDS RAP SHIT HE. WHY? CAUSE IT'S SOLID PROOF?

No, it's not. You don't get it. That live performance didn't change my opinion on the matter of the song at all. You can pretend to yourself it did, but the fact that you're typing in all caps and pretending to get all mad proves that I've affected you alot more than you have affected me (not at all).

OK, FAG.

Generic insult deserves a generic response. Mad?

COOL.

Yeah, I am cool, aren't I?

YOU'VE BEEN REPEATING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY... SAME AS ME.

I NEED TO DRINK SOME WATER. FUCK Y'ALL.

Fine, I'm repeating myself. Sure. Atleast my argument actually has solid ground. I've brought up my points several times and your response to almost all of them is essentially "It might not be true", but the truth is it's more likely to be true than it is to be false, which is why I know I'm winning. This is better than clinging onto 2 live performances, one of which isn't any clearer than the actual song, as the basis for my entire argument. Your entire argument is "We don't know if it's true or not, therefore it's a tie", and you're right, I'll never convince you 100% what it is because you dismiss everything as "it's likely, but then again, there's a chance that it's wrong".
Your objective is to just have a rebuttal, rather than have a convincing one. The lyric books, the lyric sites, thousands of people's ears, the acapella (which is clear as day, btw), and the fact that there isn't a single official cut out there that censors "Rhapsody" could all be false. But, all of that compiled stacks alot higher than what you call an "argument".

You've lost. I'm sorry Chief. Mad?

[richard]

actually master chief may be right.

[richard]

DAMN!