1) Take on overused unfunny joke and assume that Eminem actually gives one inkling of shit about you stans. Oh like I don't know, trying to petition Stan into the dictionary.
2) This part is VERY important it's what separates the dimwitted from the real brain dead goons, make a thread title "Hidden rhymez by Eminem" and assume that the rhyme is actually hidden and not you lacking actual competence and having wax in your ears for missing them the first time. Make sure you assume that everyone acknoweldges the rhymes as hidden and not it being blatantly obvious, by the fact that you can't detect simple rhyme patterns. Impossible, right? Not if your a dumbass
3) Now that you "know" that Eminem iz the only rapper who can pack so much "hidden" rhymes in his raps, make a blanket statement claiming that he's the best rhymer and is the only rapper who puts that much work into their craft. Ignoring other multi syllable rhymers who have just as complex rhyme patterns but are coincidentally looked over by said dumbasses. Thankfully by being a dumbass, I can assume every mindless stan who doesn't know rap will automatically take my word for it.
4)Now that you chose your stance, blatantly assert your claims with laughable arrogance. Here goes, "Eminem iz the best multi syllable rapper ever, despite me listening to a less than a quarter of what rap has put out".
5) Oh noes, do I detect people with actual deductive skills nearby coming to question my infallible logic, nearby? Who the fuck do they think they are anti stans, luckily I devised a way to ward of those with actual knowledge about Hip Hop.
Q: Wait a minute, how do you not know what assonance is?
A: You're stupid
Q: Are there any rappers who are close to Eminem in multi syllable rhyming
A: No
Q: Have you listened to other Hip Hop besides Eminem
A: Yeah, D12 best group ever!!
Q: You're are an unbelievably stupid piece of shit
A: Well no duh.
Now that you know the way of being a dumbass, share your dumbass knowledge with outher dumbass friends you may have.
Props to JERK DISEASE for originally coming up with a topic like this in another forum.
