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C.R.E.A.M wrote:Sequel : http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14 ... -ever.html


ha ha ha



Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
Freak bitch look like Kim before the surgeory
Its an emergency, a Michael Jackson see
Looked at a picture and said she looks like me
I need some cock hella bad, I need to be free
Steady dreaming about wrecking guts and cock
Laying on my bunk busting nuts in socks
Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys
Jadakiss: I might gotta take my shirt off
Ghostface: Yeah, kid
Jadakiss: I like that one
Ghostface: Uh-huh, go in, go in



Tornado wrote:I swear there was list a list of 25 ultimate gay rap lyrics somewhere on the web
my fav is "my soul's escaping, through this hole which is gaping"
Told you how to slap dicks
I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face, but i won't, cause you'll probably want to stand in his place.
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick




dead prez wrote:Tornado wrote:I swear there was list a list of 25 ultimate gay rap lyrics somewhere on the web
my fav is "my soul's escaping, through this hole which is gaping"
That line actually sounds gay now that I think about it.
Oh and "Got Techniques drippin out my buttcheeks"
Eminem a bunch of homoerotic lyrics tbh.Told you how to slap dicksI'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face, but i won't, cause you'll probably want to stand in his place.Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...



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