DISCLAIMER: I love Eminem, I would never diss him. I would never insult Proof or Hailey. I like Recovery and INAD. I don't think he's gay or a pussy. However, when was the last time someone ripped Eminem? So, basically, I wrote this for someone who WOULD diss Eminem. Somebody call Canibus and see if he'll pay me to ghost write for him.
Ay Slim, a reality check is what I’m giving you
This stupid drug addict’s an oxymoron like living Proof*
This pussy went from Dre beats to Rihanna collabs
I’ll put his head in a duffel and pee onto the bag
He thinks he’s bombing, but he’s still a fag like Osama in drag
I banged his momma, how’s that for a prominent shag?
Yeah Em, you heard right, I son you
Sun Tzu, art of war, ‘fuck happened to your guns dude?
Warning was dope, yeah you were repping your thing
But Nick called you out, you were too scared to step in the ring
Real rap? Homie you didn’t bring it back
Nah, Slim went for that Lipton cash, kissing ass
This prick is wack, everyone knows he ain’t ripping raps
Simple fact: Roman wants revenge for that shitty track
You a chick, a bitch, don’t make me smite ya honey
Your hospital bills will use up all your Chrysler money
Em, your era of being nice and impressive is done
I need a doctor, I’m sick from you professing your love-
For Dre in that duet, the homo vibe: lock it away
I think Dre’s heart is where you were rocketing, ay?
I called Kim, today it’s YOU getting dropped in the bay
Weezy and Pink? Shit you must love to pocket the pay
I constantly spit sick, I got daily vomit
Your daughter’s a slut, look there’s Hailey’s Comment! (comet)
I’m crossing lines like you used to, you might be hot
If you had the balls to pick on someone besides Mikey Fox
Turn down an endorsement? Ha, likely not
Every video, your feet looking like a Nike shop
And what happened to loyalty? Em, get your shit straight
You in D12 and can only spit ONE VERSE for the mixtape?
Shit mayne, I think you better call the cops
I just stole your self respect. Em: YOU’VE FALLEN OFF
*Stupid drug addict = Oxy(contin) moron, and the saying “living proof” is an oxymoron to Em since Proof died.