If you could, what would you say to your 13 year old self

[Satire]

Yes, that thread.

[slimshadylappin]

I wouldn't talk to him. My 13 year old self was a prick. I have changed so much in two months

[Master Chief]

I wouldn't talk to him. My 13 year old self was a prick. I have changed so much in two months

[Maybe]

I would tell him, "Lee, listen, you should probably avoid burning the Gym building down because this will make future school years very difficult".

"Oh, and try not to masturbate so much. The hair loss became a problem".

"Hmm and before I forget, if you want to grab a peek at your hot cousin undressing, use the fucking window behind the building, not the front door---causing an embarrassing encounter and a 45 minute tearful explanation to enraged family members that are quite suspect to your boner".

[Block]

I don't think what I'd say would be funny at all. I'd tell myself to take up rapping as soon as possible. I'd inform my teenage self about the likes of slug, eyedea, etc.. I'd be rapping by the time I was 15 and killing it. So that way, being 22, I'd already be signed--atleast to an indie label.

I'd most likely tell myself that all women want is to be treated like dirty sluts and to be the biggest asshole that I can in order to get as much pussy as possible. Works now, so I'm sure it would have worked in high school.

[Kez]

"Get a fucking haircut and stop thinking you have the worst life in the world just because your friends rip you, stop being so goddamn melodramatic about it, and stop going to that shitty Silent Hill forum cause in about a year it won't exist as the admins are gonna turn into power-hungry anuses and destroy the community from the inside."

"Oh yeah, and don't go to school the day after your dad dies thinking it will help you move on."

[ThomasAguanis]

I'd probably not tell him anything. I think I would fear the consequences. I'm not 100% happy with every choice I've made since I was 13, but no one is. If I were to change something, there's a chance I wouldn't be where I am now and I'm fully content with my current situation, that's for sure.

[Blu]

I would tell him to shave his head, stop buying graphic tees, start wearing more accessories, and act like you don't give a fuck.

[dead prez]

Stop idolizing your brother and be yourself.

Stop listening to Lil Wayne so much and listen to my current top 10.

Try harder in school.

And I'm also in the same predicament as Kez with the forum dilemna, only it was some video game forum that got closed down. I used to be really active, before it got shut down. All the remaining members migrated to some other shit forum that was ran by one of the admins in the previous forum, but turned out to be a power hungry asshole who closed the forum that only had like 30 members because some people questioned his decisions. Now whatever remaning members were left migrated to ANOTHER shitty zetaboard forum that only has like 10 members and is hard as fuck to find. Not to mention the site keeps crashing when I try to log in, safe to say the forum community completely dissolved. I was a pretty prominent member as well, but I don't really have any of their AIMS or facebooks so I can't keep in contact with them.

[B.A.D.]

I will tell him "aguas con tus pendejadas cabron, fijate en lo que haces y deja el alcohol"

[rinnie1207]

I would tell myself to care about school more, because when I was that age I didn't take school seriously at all. I would tell myself not to be so shy and not to care about what people think.

[Verses]

I'd probably tell myself that skipping school to smoke weed is not cool, it's just fucking stupid...and to cut my hair.

Before that, though, I'd make sure to tell myself several sets of winning lottery numbers.

[VenomBlackViper]

"when you rape that bitch use duct tape instead of shoving cotton balls in her mouth, that way when you rip it off afterwards it'll wax her mustache"

"Eminem's already fallen off, his next 2 albums are going to suck too"

"Visit TRShady so you can be around to insult a member named SacJB"

[Devil'sAdvocate]

"Learn how to fucking dress"

[ThomasJ]

"Your parents only want the best for you, you should listen to them."

"Study as much as you can, even if you don't want to, it'll pay off, trust me."

"If you ever meet ____, don't spend too much time with her, 'cause you'll develop emotions towards her, you'll fight with her over petty stuff, she will stop talking to you 'cause of a stupid little thing you did, you'll sob for months and that will eventually fuck your mental health up."