The Hot Cousin Story - For Geno

[VenomBlackViper]

one thing i've learned is everything that really fucks you over at the time makes for a hilarious story later on.
BTW Maybe how old are you now?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Damn man,thats a one in a lifetime thing.

i have a similar story.

[Slimm]

[Rollimeo]

Damn man,thats a one in a lifetime thing.

i have a similar story.

now that you put it out there, lets hear it

[Maybe]

Lmao. Great story!

Thanks for posting this. It was a good read.

So..

Do you and her still talk?

No problem man, I figured my humiliation should be enjoyed by someone.

And: Occasionally. I do try to avoid her though, because there are certain things that get imbued in a persons memory, and I'm assuming this is one of them for her.

@VenomBlackViper: Can't argue with that haha. God, I have so many embarrassing stories that I would have done differently now, but at least they're funny. Oh, and I'm in my early 20's. I'd give you an exact age, but you know, I need to keep some mystery.

@Devil'sAdvocate: Do share man...

@ C.R.E.A.M: As hot as ever.

@Miller1121: Is that not a good analogy? Hahaha.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

5 years ago when i was 13,at the holidays where muslims here slaughter sheep and do feasts and shit,so i was there and my grandpa asked me to deliver like 4 kilos of meet to my uncle's wife who is now 29,she used to be 24 back then,and he gave me his sons house keys because he though he or she wouldnt be home,and because i always have his trust,he told me to put the meat in the freezer,so when i reached there i remember i didnt knock on the door because my uncle's car was not in its parking place,so i extremely slowly and gently opened the door with the keys litterally making no noise at all,i walked in put the meat in the fridge and when i was going out,i glanced at the bedroom just to find his wife sleeping with only panties on,so i outta no damn thinking started jerking off,i got so into it,my other hand hit the vase they had next to the door of the bedroom and it fell and broke making an extremely loud noise,so in less than a second she woke up saw me pulling my pants up and running out the house,she NEVER told anybody about this but she still gives me mean looks ever since.

I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID.

[Maybe]

5 years ago when i was 13,at the holidays where muslims here slaughter sheep and do feasts and shit,so i was there and my grandpa asked me to deliver like 4 kilos of meet to my uncle's wife who is now 29,she used to be 24 back then,and he gave me his sons house keys because he though he or she wouldnt be home,and because i always have his trust,he told me to put the meat in the freezer,so when i reached there i remember i didnt knock on the door because my uncle's car was not in its parking place,so i extremely slowly and gently opened the door with the keys litterally making no noise at all,i walked in put the meat in the fridge and when i was going out,i glanced at the bedroom just to find his wife sleeping with only panties on,so i outta no damn thinking started jerking off,i got so into it,my other hand hit the vase they had next to the door of the bedroom and it fell and broke making an extremely loud noise,so in less than a second she woke up saw me pulling my pants up and running out the house,she NEVER told anybody about this but she still gives me mean looks ever since.

I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Making this thread was worth it just to read this. Classic.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

glad i made yall laugh

[Maybe]

glad i made yall laugh

Not laughing "at you" man, just the general premise. You have to admit, that's a ridiculously bad situation gone super wrong. Worst time to break a vase: While jerking off to your naked aunt.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

the thing is that now i cant look at her for more than 2 seconds,i ALWAYS picture her naked.

fuck that vase.

kinda weird how one of the worst things that happen to you are very funny years later.

[Maybe]

the thing is that now i cant look at her for more than 2 seconds,i ALWAYS picture her naked.

fuck that vase.

kinda weird how one of the worst things that happen to you are very funny years later.

Agreed. It's kind of good to be embarrassed a lot as a kid, it makes for unusually interesting memories.

[Trimss]

Dude! I felt so bad while reading this, I could picture myself being grounded for something like that.
Well i'm kinda lucky it never happened and beside being caught jerking off, i was never caught doing some weird stuff. Lol

It was a good read though

@Deviladvocate Lmao i wouldn't even be able to watch her in the eyes anymore