The OFFICIAL Ask ThomasAguanis A Question Thread

[tjvatikaki21]

Does Chuck Norris mind that he is made fun of so much?

[ThomasAguanis]

I'm gonna ask a serious question now, you've been a part of TR since 05. During your 6 years here what's the legacy you've built up? Like a "Best of ThomasAguanis"

I'm not sure if I really should be the one answering that. It seems more like a question to ask other members who have been here while I have. I hope my legacy lies in the music/battle sections, since I've been involved in those since nearly the beginning. Maybe also in the backstge too. & ThisMeansWar would be part of it too, I hope. I can't really make a "Best of", but maybe someone else can. To be honest, I don't think many people here know much about me and the site.

well I actually need an Idea for this project I have to do. gotta do a presentation about something music related, of course Im goin in with hip hop. but hmm, what the fuck should I talk about lol?

Hmm. How about how there's more to hip hop then what's played on the radio. Maybe go into how a lot of people say they hate hip hop based on what's played on the radio, yet have no clue of the other side of the coin. I'd probably talk about certain concept songs or how artists use music to express their feelings/how fans could relate to them. I'd make it a point to say there's more to hip hop then money, sex, and the exploitation of women. I think I'd also hand out a list of songs people should check out, consisting of some classics, some concepts, and some personal favorites. I think it could be a great presentation if done correctly. There's a lot to talk about/many directions in which you could go with it. "Hip hop's all smoke and mirrors. I'm the Windex and the napkin."

Are Tupac, Elvis, Biggie, Osama, JFK, Michael Jackson and Leslie Nielsen really dead or is all just a big lie?

They're all either in Cuba, or in Russia with Asp. Or, they could all be dead. I'm not sure which to believe, but I'm leaning towards them being dead. It's not the most exciting answer, but it's probably the truth.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

People do that because they like seeing things from a different perspective sometimes. It seems like a stupid thing to do, but when you think about it a little more, is it really as stupid as it sounds? I'd say no, it isn't.

What is the craziest question in the world?

I'll really fuck your mind up with this one, so don't proceed forward if you wish to keep your current level of sanity, whatever that may be.
What is the color of nothing? Trtto imagine it. Don't say clear, because if it's clear and nothing is there, what does it look like? Don’t say white or black, because that's something. Just think about it...

Does Chuck Norris mind that he is made fun of so much?

Seeing as he wrote an official Chuck Morris fact book, I doubt it. I'm sure you could google or youtube an interview with him on the subject. I know heseanswered questions about the facts before.

Why can't people read instructions in the OP?

Simple. Basic comprehension skills are lacking in today's society. It's a sad reality, but is reality nonetheless.

What up bro ?

Not a whole lot right now. Just waiting on a text/call to see when my day will become exciting. As for now,there's not too much going on. I guess I'll be preparing lunch soon, which shall be delicious.

[Maybe]

What do you think the future holds?

[ThomasAguanis]

What do you think the future holds?

For me or the world? I'll go with the "for me" option. No one knows what the future holds, but here how I hope mine goes:

Short term, as in later today, hopefully a lot of positive, pleasuring things. It seems set up to be fairly awesome, which is a change.

Medium term: I hope to finish college and then go back to study something I'm actually interested in. I've got an AA degree in business administration and I'm about to start my BA in management in the fall. I'd like to get into nutrition though, and I will eventually. Also, I'm hoping to finish a few music projects with Killa, 2 of which have already been started.

Long term: I have this idea of opening a health food store. I think it would be a good thing for me. I also hope to start a family at some point after college/I have my life in order. I think I have reasonable, reachable desires. I feel I know what I want and can only work towards getting it.

[Maybe]

What do you think the future holds?

For me or the world? I'll go with the "for me" option. No one knows what the future holds, but here how I hope mine goes:

Short term, as in later today, hopefully a lot of positive, pleasuring things. It seems set up to be fairly awesome, which is a change.

Medium term: I hope to finish college and then go back to study something I'm actually interested in. I've got an AA degree in business administration and I'm about to start my BA in management in the fall. I'd like to get into nutrition though, and I will eventually. Also, I'm hoping to finish a few music projects with Killa, 2 of which have already been started.

Long term: I have this idea of opening a health food store. I think it would be a good thing for me. I also hope to start a family at some point after college/I have my life in order. I think I have reasonable, reachable desires. I feel I know what I want and can only work towards getting it.

I'd shop at your store. You do have good, yet achievable goals, though. I can't imagine you of all people not succeeding.

[ThomasAguanis]

Is a clownface more polite with the lights on or off?

It depends on how classy the girl is. It's probably more pleasuring to do it with the lights on, but the girl may not like that. If you're with a stand up girl, just ask her preference. If not, do whatever you feel is right. I'm not really a fan of clown facing. I prefer performing roaring dragons. They have much more of a theatrical feel. I'm going to make an instructional porno about it called, "How To Train Your Dragon".

[ThomasAguanis]

@Maybe, thanks. I hope it all works out. It's cool to see someone I've never met in person have faith in my goals.

May i have a cameo in this porno?

Of course. The Blu-ray can have an exclusive "How To Properly Clownface" (you're welcome to change the name) tutorial, hosted by/starring you. It'll increase sales ten-fold or more. I'm sure of it.

[Fleka]

Speaking of porn, is it ok to cum inside you`re friends mom couse she is begging you to do it? I mean, she is you`re friends mom, so show some respect.

[ThomasAguanis]

Speaking of porn, is it ok to cum inside you`re friends mom couse she is begging you to do it? I mean, she is you`re friends mom, so show some respect.

I don't condone sleeping with your friend's mother, but if you do sleep with her and that's what she asks you to do, wouldn't it be more respectful to her to give her what she asks for? Just make sure you wear a condom. You don't want to get her pregnant. That wouldn't be cool.

[Maybe]

How did you become so insightful?

[ThomasAguanis]

How did you become so insightful?

I wonder this myself sometimes. I'm not 100% sure on the answer. I find that I think/act differently then basically anyone in my family, especially those I live with. I'm not sure how this happened, but I'm glad it did. Maybe it's just me evolving to be different. I can't help but think of this JMT lyric when comparing me to them , "my brain's on another level than yours, yours only comprehends half of what my memory stores." The stupid/ illogical things I've heard/seen take place in my house are countless.

Maybe it's a gift, maybe it's a curse. Either way, I have to live with it and I've been fine with it so far.

[Master Chief]

Was this thread inspired by Satire's Psychiatrist thread?

[ThomasAguanis]

Was this thread inspired by Satire's Psychiatrist thread?

A little bit. His is a psychiatric advice thread, this is more of an interview me thread.

[ThomasAguanis]

Bumping this so people see their answers. Also, bumping this so I get more questions to answer for later tonight, or something.

[ThomasJ]

Cats or dogs?