The OFFICIAL Ask ThomasAguanis A Question Thread

[ThomasAguanis]

Cats or dogs?

I could take the cheap way out and say fish, but I won't do that (or did I technically just did?). To be honest, it depends on the animal in question. For example, I can't stand my sister's dog, but I loved my neighbor's. Cats are the same way. I'm not really a pet person myself, but say if I was with a girl who wanted a cat or dog, I'd be open to give it a try. Knowing myself, I'd probably end up becoming attached to said pet, and end up always having one. I also think my pet would be well mannered and awesome, much like myself (too cocky? Never that).

Pussy or Anus? (I'm serious).

Yo, you really just asked that? Pause.
But nah, fuck it, I'll answer it.
I'll go with vagina. Personally, I've never had anal sex, but it was never something that appealed to me. I've heard great things about it, but I'm fine with not trying it. It seems disrespectful or something. Maybe I'm just too nice of a guy, you know, caring about what the girl I'm having sex with is feeling and all.

Anyway, keep the questions coming. I'm enjoying answering them while I'm free/alone at the moment, in a foreign state.

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[Satire]

Yo, what you runnin' from?
Oh..those cats on the corner?..they hella dumb
That's why I'm done with standage
I'll bite your face and make a sandwich
Now you actin' like you don't know
This is just usual, show 'em my judo throw
Oh no, your rap styles finished
How you playin' Popeye with E coli spinach?
Ok, lets slow down
Cuz you are not prepared for the speed of sound
Don't let the beast run his mouth
When the Aire came through, they skated out
I used to cry out why (why!)
Cuz like Scott Summers, I couldn't open my eyes
Cuz everyone would die
If I took one peek, everyone would fry

[ThomasAguanis]

Where's the question? I can't write a passage with no question...

[Satire]

Where's the question? I can't write a passage with no question...

Slick

[VenomBlackViper]

Can you answer this?

[ThomasAguanis]

@Satire,
Always. Now, do you have a question?

Can you answer this?

Yes. See? I just did. I can/will answer whatever is posted, to the best of my abilities, as I stated in the first post.

[Master Chief]

If you had the chance would you fuck my bitch?

[ThomasAguanis]

If you had the chance would you fuck my bitch?

No, for several reasons. 1. She's your girl, not mine. I'm not into fucking another's woman. That would be disrespectful. Yet you referring to her as "bitch" shows a lack of respect to begin with. She would probably be treated better with me. 2. I don't know anything about her. This includes age, looks, character, etc. Chances are I wouldn't even be attracted to her, and perhaps even less of a chance of a mutual attraction between us.

And just in case you were referring to your dog, I'm not onto beastiality. Nice try though. I would walk her, but leave the shit on your neighbor's lawn.

[VenomBlackViper]

Should we let JMG back?

Are you a Tech N9ne fan?

What are your opinions on giving your girl a birthday surprise by cheating on her openly?

[Master Chief]

Are you familiar with Halo?

If, so what members should be "The Arbiter", "The Oracle" & "Sargeant Johnson" respectively?

[ThomasAguanis]

Should we let JMG back?

Are you a Tech N9ne fan?

What are your opinions on giving your girl a birthday surprise by cheating on her openly?

1. I could care less if JMG comes back or not. Seeing as the general consensus doesn't seem to like him, it'd be better if he didn't. If he does though, I. Say we bring back Dj Harlem and let them fight to the death.

2. I haven't listened to him enough to form an opinion. I guess that means that I'm currently not a fan.

3. I'm 1,000,000+% against cheating in any way, shape, or form. I feel that if you have to resort to cheating, you shouldn't be in a relationship, nor are you mature enough to handle the responsibilities of a relationship. I've never cheated on anyone, and will keep it that way. So, that means it's a shitty birthday present.

Are you familiar with Halo?

If, so what members should be "The Arbiter", "The Oracle" & "Sargeant Johnson" respectively?

Sorry, but I'm not familiar with Halo. I've always been a playstation supporter.

[ThomasAguanis]

I can't let this die until it's a 15+page classic. I just can't. If times get desperate enough, I may have to start asking myself questions, about myself.

[VenomBlackViper]

Rate my avatar & each thing in my signature on a scale of 1-10

[Drug.Ballad]

whats the best way to kill a police officer?

[ThomasAguanis]

Rate my avatar & each thing in my signature on a scale of 1-10

Well it's not a question, but I'll roll with it.

Avatar: 3/10: it looks like a t-shirt design for 12-14 year olds.
Signature: Devil: 2/10: there's way cooler looking devils out there. Why is it giving a peace sign?
Red Text: 4/10: the text is too big. It'd be better if it were smaller and included a set up or follow up line.
Eminem graphic: 8/10: I like the color/effects it has going on in it. It's very well done.
Black text: not rated. I'd rather stay away from that.

whats the best way to kill a police officer?

What? Are you asking me to help you set up a murder? No thanks, though there are countless ways to kill anyone. I just don't support any of them. I think you've been listening to Em too much. Try someone less violent, like Drake or something.