Maybe wrote:Satire wrote:Maybe wrote:What compels people like MacFaggy to continuously post the same cookie cutter replies despite the hatred towards them?
I think there's a point when you realize how hated you are by the people around you, and you have two paths to go. You either leave with your sanity, and become numb to the insults/beatings. Macdaddy has chosen the latter, but instead of being an generic emo bitch who cries "Like I care what people on the internet think!" he decided to mold himself into this cocky-on-the-surface, bitter-underneath person who's lost his way ever since his companions have left or been banned from this forum, one by one. He put up one last initial fight with Block but that held to no avail, so he'd just given up and put up this tough guy front because really he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
He's not going to spend time to think of a real insult because he knows that he's going to lose, so he's just going to appear that nothing harms him. He's not going to ever leave, because he still has hope that there's a place for him in this community like there once was when JMG & Sac were still characters here, but there isn't. What we're looking at right now is not a douchebag. What we're looking at is the hollow shell of a douchebag with a monotonous personality who is just going to roam the backstage and give us the same opinion because that's all he he has to offer. I don't consider him a real member, he's just there. However, he will always spend nights in Tinychat conversation with his accountants, planning empty plots and reminiscing on what once was.
Next.
I want to hire an entire team of Vietnamese harlots to orally alter the color of your penis, mouthing the shaft until the result is a purple hue of the tip. I'd then have them draw a portrait of you with the remaining penis paint they couldn't devour (from a lack of eating anything other than rice), and force them to build a statue of you using their children.
While you sleep, they would fan your loft using the village elders knee-hung breasts, and whisper subliminal inspirational messages in to your ear to boost your confidence and ego. As you awake, a delicious Vietnamese breakfast will be served, containing the best of whatever isn't tainted by 'e coli' and 'salmonella' from their marts.
After your meal, they will allow you entry in to their panties, first by removing the chastity belt placed by their father at the ripe age of 4 years, and secondly by spreading their legs for your free doing. Their clitoris will be removed by a holy Vietnamese priest (and his holy most likely rusty and infected Vietnamese scalpel) to teach them that sex is about pleasuring you, and should be no more than a days work for them.
For dinner, a virgin will be sacrificed while pleasuring you, followed by a serving of lamb chops and fresh potato soup. Once you're full, they will escort you to the royal game room where you will be given 72 young virgins to torture with a military assortment of weapons and devices.
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I tried getting that a week or so ago, but it wouldn't work.
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