Last one to post wins ...GAME

[Guess_Who]

be careful with the jokes that you do to a German,I know from experience.
btw the weekend I was at a nightclub and the DJ was called DJ fleka...

[Fleka]

be careful with the jokes that you do to a German,I know from experience.
btw the weekend I was at a nightclub and the DJ was called DJ fleka...

I will sue his ass.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

When the doctor tells you "you take a rest for a month couse of that foot" you should do what he says.

[Sam.]

part of me died any way when i had to stay

[Fleka]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter.

If you know it for sure, never try to tell your friend that his girl is cheating on him. Make that bitch tell him herself.

[Sam.]

In november

[Fleka]

The name for Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

[gutawafang]

I'm thirsty.

[Fleka]

The estimated number of M&M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.

[Guess_Who]

if you suffer from vertigo,don´t ride on a giant ferris wheel

[gutawafang]

[Flowsmooth]

There are such things as Aliens.

[Fleka]

At their closest point, the Russian and U.S. borders are less than two miles apart.

[vivaldiwasasellout]

There are such things as Aliens.

I want to believe - Trust No One

[Fleka]

Cats cannot taste sweet things.

[Guess_Who]

i love fleka´s signature