The Official "Ask Kez a Question" Thread

[Kez]

Are you going to take my professional advice and start imagining a section of the forum as Ponyville?

Hmmm, perhaps. I may start allocating members to certain citizens of Ponyville.

Would you ever have sex with a Pony? Or have you already!?

That would be quite weird. Luna is adorable tho...

Are all ponies horse?

From deepthroating so much (lolololol triple entendre).

Ponies do not do such despicable things smh

[Sla]

You really hate me???

Hate is such a strong word to use, I don't actually know you. You severely annoy me and your posts are sometimes hilarious but at the same time highly irritating just because they are the stereotypical blind Stan but without a trace of irony in them, totally serious. Those smileys are also fucktarded. But no, I do not "hate" you. I just think you're a moron and should leave.

Stereotypical blind Stan? Naaaah, come on. We are on an Eminem board, so it's normal to be a bit enthusiastic sometimes. And if I'm talking seriously, why putting some irony in it necessary? I think, I'm one of the funniest guys around here, absolutely able to be ironic. If I want, but I don't want always. The smileys? They are dope, vBulletin rulez, the phpBB ones look retarded in my eyes.

And no, I'm not gonna leave. You should try to be a bit more tolerant. Or use the ignoring list (how is it called exactly?), and don't quote/mention me. You know what, Kez? You'll never admit, but in the bottom of your heart you kinda like me.

[ThomasAguanis]

What would you do if a Pony, specifically the one named Luna, raped you?

[Kez]

What would you do if a Pony, specifically the one named Luna, raped you?

Probably bleed to death. Well that depends actually whether she's herself at the time. If she's Nightmare Moon then i'm fucked (literally)



Look at that fucking horn! Painful shit man.

[ThomasAguanis]

Wait. I never said anything about a horn entering any hole of yours. What if her Pony vagina "accidentally" found it's way onto your penis?

[Kez]

Wait. I never said anything about a horn entering any hole of yours. What if her Pony vagina "accidentally" found it's way onto your penis?

First of all, Luna is too pure to have a vagina Secondly, when is that situation ever going to come up even if I was a pony myself? (Which I am, with pink hair thanks Yoshi ) This is ignoring the fact that ponies have no vajayjays or penises.

This shits getting weirder by the post

[ThomasAguanis]

So how do Ponies reproduce?

Also, what if the Pony in my last question you answered was actually a girl you fancied? How would you feel then?

[Kez]

So how do Ponies reproduce?

Actually now that you mention it the creator has said they reproduce like any other mammals. So shit, I suppose they DO have sexual organs.

Also, what if the Pony in my last question you answered was actually a girl you fancied? How would you feel then?

You mean what would I do if a girl raped me?
Like I would let that shit happen lmao. The rest of your question I can't really answer because there is no girl I fancy.

[Kez]

I'm off to bed guys, I hope to see some more questions from people hopefully when I log on tomorrow.

[Fleka]

Do you think it`s cool to start rumors about yourself? Like, make sure to get the word go around, something like "That Fleka guy has got a HUUUGE penis and he can do it for hours."?

[dead prez]

Have you ever looked in a mirror and thought, "Damn, I look good"? Is this good for your health, I heard it was.

[Kez]

Do you think it`s cool to start rumors about yourself? Like, make sure to get the word go around, something like "That Fleka guy has got a HUUUGE penis and he can do it for hours."?

Nah but then again I don't need to lie about who I am lol so I would never do something like that in the first place

Have you ever looked in a mirror and thought, "Damn, I look good"? Is this good for your health, I heard it was.

Yes

[Maybe]

What Turkish thrift shop did your mom buy your drapes from?

[VenomBlackViper]

What Turkish thrift shop did your mom buy your drapes from?

And do the drapes match the carpet?

[Almostlity]

what you think about me?