The Official "Ask Kez a Question" Thread

[SajN]

If Rhyme Ayslum has a show in Norway in the future, will you come and join me on the concert?

[DƎRDYPK]

will you marry me?

[Kez]

list your top 10 rappers of all time, 5 from UK and 5 from US

UK:
Rhyme Asylum
Lowkey
Plan B
The Streets
Lady Sovereign

US:
Em
Jedi Mind Tricks
Old Kanye
Rakim
Jin

But really I listen to a lot so it's hard to choose, i'm not a huge fan of top 10 list kinda things

list your top 5 favorite cartoons

Well obviously MLP FIM
Dragonball Z
South Park
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Old Family Guy
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy

and what up ?

Fuck all, just getting all the relics n shit on Crash 3.

What Turkish thrift shop did your mom buy your drapes from?

A coffee shop that sells weed on the fly a la Amsterdam, i'll take you there when you get over here

And do the drapes match the carpet?

I don't have a carpet, next

what you think about me?

Cool guy, get that toothpick ninja out your avatar and you will be even better tho

If Rhyme Ayslum has a show in Norway in the future, will you come and join me on the concert?

Well realistically, considering they are from my country, it would be unlikely I would leave the country just to see them But if that weren't the case, I would definately come and crash at your house and empty your fridge.

will you marry me?

We don't need to get married, we got a good thing going already

[dead prez]

Would you be elated if you found out that I secretly watch ponies and know all the character's names off the top of my head? (This is a hypothetical with no truth involved)

[ThomasAguanis]

So Kez, what is your opinion on the relevance of canned soup in the UK during the summer months?

[Kez]

Would you be elated if you found out that I secretly watch ponies and know all the character's names off the top of my head? (This is a hypothetical with no truth involved)

This would be my face

So Kez, what is your opinion on the relevance of canned soup in the UK during the summer months?

Who the fuck would eat soup in summer? The only thing I consume in the summer is beer beer and beer.

[ThomasAguanis]

Is the beer filtered? I hope not.
I'm just concerned for your lack of fiber and vitamins.
During the summer, are your bowel movements healthy?

[Kez]

Is the beer filtered? I hope not.
I'm just concerned for your lack of fiber and vitamins.
During the summer, are your bowel movements healthy?

Filtered? Probably is haha, I don't know.

And frankly I don't give a fuck.

[yoshi]

Don't you think we should start choosing babies' names?

[ThomasAguanis]

Okay. Just know that I'm concerned. For you and the state of your bowel movements. It's a very important issue in the world today and I'm just trying to make sure your bowel movements are in check. It's like servicing a car every so often, only it really isn't anything like that, at all. I guess it's more like a Pony sleeping on a cloud pillow in a dew covered field on a cool, yet warm, spring morning, only it really isn't like that either, at all. I suppose it could be comparable to washing sky scraper windows in NY on a cold winters night, only it isn't, at all. Do you understand where I'm coming from/what I'm trying to convey?

[Kez]

Don't you think we should start choosing babies' names?

You can do that i'm too lazy to think of any, unless you want them all named after ponies

Okay. Just know that I'm concerned. For you and the state of your bowel movements. It's a very important issue in the world today and I'm just trying to make sure your bowel movements are in check. It's like servicing a car every so often, only it really isn't anything like that, at all. I guess it's more like a Pony sleeping on a cloud pillow in a dew covered field on a cool, yet warm, spring morning, only it really isn't like that either, at all. I suppose it could be comparable to washing sky scraper windows in NY on a cold winters night, only it isn't, at all. Do you understand where I'm coming from/trying to convey?

No I do not

[ThomasAguanis]

Good, because neither did I.

Are there any specific questions you want me/others to ask you?

[Kez]

Are there any specific questions you want me/others to ask you?

Nah, i'll answer anything. I aint got any specific ideas of things to be asked

[ThomasAguanis]

Alright. Looks like I'll just keep pulling random shit out of my ass.

What's more of a sport: Nascar or animal racing?

[Kez]

What's more of a sport: Nascar or animal racing?

Nascar, cause although it's highly moronic it takes skill to do. How the fuck is animal racing a sport? Plus it's the animals that deserve the credit for that, whereas Nascar it's people actually doing the shit.