The Official "Ask Kez a Question" Thread

[Satire]

Am I as gimmicky as I feel?

[Kez]

Am I as gimmicky as I feel?

Nah, could be much worse. Not until you start making an active conceited effort to appear "mysterious" will you be like that. At least not in my eyes. At the moment you're really no different than most posters on here, the only difference being the connotations of your username.

[ThomasAguanis]

Great answer Kez. I hate both "sports". I'm not sure why animal racing is considered a sport (I'm not 100% sure what it's considered), but people here were making a big deal about a horse race earlier today. I found it retarded, and cruel.

Do you view yourself as a confident person?

[B.A.D.]

so, wheres my feed?

[Kez]

Do you view yourself as a confident person?

Interesting question. I know a lot of people will see me posting on here and think i'm someone who uses Internet anonymity as an excuse to say whatever he wants. Truth is, i'm the same in real life. It's important to know the difference between introverted and unconfident imo. Even though i'm pretty introverted i'm 110% confident in everything I believe. I'll defend anything I believe in regardless of who it is. I'm not "ashamed" of anything. Also, I live exactly the way I want; I have no need to be validated by women like most people I know, I live exactly how I please, i'm perfectly confident in who I am. I'm very different to everyone around me as far as I see in my life, and it obviously takes confidence to carry on living that way and not try and change myself to fit in with them.

so, wheres my feed?

I'm just writing up for the last couple songs now. Expect it in like half an hour.

And also, Set Me Free = My God man

[Satire]

Everybody has their own interpretation of the A Good Thread. That's what makes it such A Good Thread. What is yours, Kezant?

[Maybe]

As far as you can tell, what's your favorite game on the following systems:

NES
SNES
Gameboy
Nintendo DS
PS1
PS2
PS3

? < that's to mark it as an actual question, not a command.

[B.A.D.]

thanks and thanks

I might have to re-record my verse tho, my pronunciation sucks ass on it lol

[VenomBlackViper]

Kez what is your opinion on me? Am I a good person? Do I enjoy the finer things in life like walks on the beach & shrunken heads of telemarketers in my attic or am I one of those overly pessimistic people who points out the TV is still on & it's wasting electricity during sex?

What are your thoughts on Satan's Ponies?

[Kez]

Everybody has their own interpretation of the A Good Thread. That's what makes it such A Good Thread. What is yours, Kezant?

Any thread with ponies in it.

Nah really any thread that is unique, that hasn't been done before. Something which makes people really get the urge to write their response to it. Something genuinely funny. Something which can cause a lot of debate.

As far as you can tell, what's your favorite game on the following systems

I'm a little younger so you will have to forgive me as I havent played several of these haha

NES
Couldn't say, never owned one. I was fuckin 4 when the PS1 came out

SNES
Ditto above

Gameboy
I only ever had one of these for about a year and had like three games.

Nintendo DS
Mario Kart DS got the most plays from me. Being the first online Mario Kart, but also the first time I saw Nintendo really do online gaming properly. On the Wii it's all "friend code" bullshit, but on here you could just quickly race against random people. I spent a lot of time playing this shit. That said, I wouldn't call it a "favourite"; I never played many games for DS.

PS1
Crash Bandicoot 2. First game I ever played properly, and I always have loved it. Maybe i'm blinded by nostalgia but I do genuinely think it's a fuckin awesome game. The first one was too hard for most people and got annoying fast (fucking Sunset Vista and Slippery Climb), the third one was too easy at times, but the second one got it just right. It has a kind of subtly dark feel to it I think. All the levels seem connected, whereas in 1 it was island-based and 3 was time-travel. 2 leads you through the jungle and arctic areas, through sewer pipes till you end up in a fucking space station flying around on a jetpack. I dunno again i'm probably blinded through nostalgia, but I fuckin love this game.

PS2
Silent Hill 2. In no other game will you find storytelling done this well. The original SH was decent, SH3 was okay and SH4 was strange but decent, but this one is a masterpiece. There are many many things I could say about this game about why it's awesome, but there wouldn't be enough room. You just have to play it. It also has sentimental value to me, for in my childhood I was part of a Silent Hill fan community. It was the first forum I became a longtime member on in the same manner as I am on here. Also this game has the best soundtrack you will ever fucking hear in a videogame. Go look it up on YouTube or Spotify. Thank me later.

PS3
Never really had the chance to play many PS3 games. I don't own one. All i've really played is GTA IV.

Kez what is your opinion on me? Am I a good person? Do I enjoy the finer things in life like walks on the beach & shrunken heads of telemarketers in my attic or am I one of those overly pessimistic people who points out the TV is still on & it's wasting electricity during sex?

You like Rhyme Asylum and ponies, what else is there to say?

What are your thoughts on Satan's Ponies?

I think Pyramid Head Pony would fuck their shit up.

[mdemaz]

Now I'm sitting here fapping over demon ponies.
Life is good.

Kez, will ponies ever die? I think not.

[Kez]

Kez, will ponies ever die? I think not.

Hell naw. Just got to wait out the drought till the new season starts.

The song in the final episode was fucking insane. You see that shit?

[Tash8]

kez, i see you as my little arrogant brother who i just wanna beat up to a pulp but deep down i agree with everything you say...Which leads me to the question, if we were to get married would you want it in the US or UK?

[VenomBlackViper]

Are you open to watching the entire 1st season of ponies on an acid trip?

[Kez]

kez, i see you as my little arrogant brother who i just wanna beat up to a pulp but deep down i agree with everything you say...Which leads me to the question, if we were to get married would you want it in the US or UK?

Hmmm, I dunno. If I go to the US I can be sure that much weed will be smoked, so it's a tough call.

Are you open to watching the entire 1st season of ponies on an acid trip?

I might start hallucinating and believe myself to be a pony. I don't want to wake up with a bleeding tattoo carved into my buttcheek.