Favorite Punchlines.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Lets get this shit poppin nikkaz.

post yo fav punches from any artist.

ima start with Crooked:

When i write,kill a pen leak its blood on a page
I breathe bars like oxygen,locked my lungs in a cage

Crooked sick in the head,hit you with led
pistol flash ya like cameras,i can picture ya dead

off to joe:

When did rappers start acting this fly
say you top 5 they grab it and ride
but me in humble so even though
i am legend i can still think will smith the best rapper alive

Learn From Kanye About Common Sense
Make G.O.O.D. Music
You Gotta Face The Consequence

They ain't super or luigi or Mario, ain't found that power
plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower

I can go fro days with joey punchlines and crooked punches BTW,hit yall with some other dudes punches next time.

[Spyder]

Budden
"acapella the whole left side of his chest"

shed only be impressed if i had a diamond ring,
or if i ad a hot tub... thats a time machine.

grab the rachet, go home and just chris benoit.

whats your Rampage to Rashad Evans?

etc for Joe

[dR3]

Royce:

I'm the deadliest rapper
you claim you flow like water but you're actually Evian backwards


It's a pretty fucking sick punchline.

[Master Chief]

Royce:

I'm the deadliest rapper
you claim you flow like water but you're actually Evian backwards


It's a pretty fucking sick punchline.

I was gonna post that one

[slimsoxshady]

New Orleans n1gga, I get superdome

[classthe_king]

None of these punches are good

[KillahBee]

"Cravin Copywrite to spit
on a strick diet of fiberglass and bricks so you cats can't buy my shit
don't stomp on my crews name
standing on the roof of McDonalds is the only way you'll reach the top of the food chain
so what you reachin' for the mic for?
I hate my own rhymes, what the fuck make's you think I'ma like yours?"

^ thats one of very few punchlines I can think of that I've never posted before

[VenomBlackViper]

This entire thread, Rhyme Asylum >>>> *

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=110811

just to get a few of my favorites out though

Psychotic compulsions and urges
Spit on your grave ‘til the corpse floats to the surface
Realize what I wrote in my verses
So my existence negates the phrase 'nobody's perfect

I rob holy prophets to pay for my sins
Time flies but not since I amputated its wings

My body's not a temple, it's a haunted house
Read my apocalypse and hear this straight from the horseman's mouth
No strings attatched, like a cordless mouse
Make you eat your words, then kick you in the stomach just to force them out

Burying peace pipes, diggin up the hatchet
Deepthroat my dick till it singes in your stomach acid

Get a load of this (Holy shit)
I ejaculate sperm whales out of my moby dick

Godforsaken Angel,
When it comes to blood i'll drink Dracula under the operating table

Incarcerated in a mic booth
It ain't a simile when I say I don't like you
My IQ's double your sperm count
Impatient, slit my throat just to get this verse out

Sleeps the cousin of death and theres body bags under my eyes

I punch the hoover dam with tatanium fists
And stand in the tidal wave to wash away all my sins

I sit in an electric chair until I cause a power cut
And use an asteroid belt to hold my trousers up
Been training since birth to harness the pain of the Earth
Sold my soul to the Devil in exchange for this verse

You hate the fact we're charismatic
The world does resolve around me my spinal cords a planets axis

this is less than one page of their punchlines BTW.

[Spyder]

class that first Budden punchline > copywrite

either way Copy is dope


y'all wanna RIP together you can share the same headstone

me winnin is an inheritance, a dead give away

get bodied twice like conjoined twins

[WakeUpShow]

"I circulate flows, and that's why I'm always ceiling fans."
-Cosh

"Battle me and taste defeat like Rex Ryan"
-Cosh


dr3, that Royce line was awesome

[Cokebottle]

None of these punches are good

.................

Im convinced most of the people on this forum live in their own little rap bubble, i wish i could pop that shit.

[Yah-hah]

Im a RA>SH sorry guys
'putting salt into wounds just to make the slug dissolve'

'Release a breath, have to be given lethal injections every hour just to keep me dead'

'Smoke till my pupils dilate like Columbine killers with slow watches.' This is my favorite punchline ever.
Rhyme Asylum>any punchline

[BILI]

None of these punches are good

.................

Im convinced most of the people on this forum live in their own little rap bubble, i wish i could pop that shit.

Please post a good punchline bitch...

And yes 90% of these are decent tops.