Yah-hah wrote:MAN I got some stories lol never been with a girl that wasnt crazy. My last ex was from brazil and barely spoke english. Well I found out she cheated on me, I told her I kneww at this party and she straight up stabbed me! Still got the scar and everything. Kitchen knife straight under my ribs went through my side lol. My fiance used to be SUPER crazy haha shes got Native Pride tatted on her back when she was 14. She spent 8 months in jail for beatin her mom with a baseball bat. Shes punched me before and man let me tell you. Im a mma fighter and I can take a punch but damn she can hit. And she used to be super freaky back in high school lol. Best story was when I lost my virginity lmao I was 16 about 5'7 165 pounds in great shape. She was 23 about 6'3 285 pounds easy lmao she threw shotput at Purdue University. But I went in like a man and did my business. Meanwhile her WHOLE FAMILY came over to see her before ahe left. We were goin pretty rough in the backroom and didnt hear a thing. They open the door and her Uncle says 'Damn that little fucker is gettin it!' One of those moments you never forget
LMAO !! I don't know if i can laugh of this but what the fuck, I guess this thread is made for you and your ex's lol! The one who stabbed you was kinda dumb nah? She cheated, and you gettin' stabbed. Maybe she didn't understand "KIM" Lol.
8 months of jail
Omg with a baseball bat ahhaha to her mom, she must have a real weird mom then.
Crazy stories!
