Get Rid Of a Type Of Rap Fan

[Satire]

Inspired by people who annoy the shit out of me. Note this is not a thread to bash on fans of a certain rapper (I.E. "I fucking hate Lil' Wayne fans, they think he's better than Eminem, I wish they would all die"), but rather the mind-state that's held by a portion of hip hop fans (".E. "I hate fans who think underground > mainstream in all instances").

I would get rid of obnoxious close minded one dimensional douche faggots who find an artist they like, so they feel the need to confine themselves to the sub-genre or "sound" that this one artist emits. I have a friend who claimed to be an "underground head" when he liked Atmosphere, and then when he discovered Mac Miller he decided that the only two artists he likes right now are him & Wiz Khalifa. Another example would be anyone who thinks anyone that doesn't sound like Young Money sucks.

Then I would get rid of anyone who thinks all underground music is generic conspiracy-spewing bullshit with poor charisma, forced rhyming and beats that are lacking.

and finally I'd get rid of any fucking idiot who thinks using statistics in a debate about hip-hop is a good idea. So yeah, what type of hip-hop fan would you get rid of?

[classthe_king]

I would just get rid of any rap fan that only listens to rap for the hook and the beat and "doesn't give a fuck what they are saying."

[Master Chief]

The bi-polar/one rapper at a time rap fan that ONLY likes Lil Wayne for a month then migrates to Drake and ONLY likes him for two weeks then migrates to Eminem ONLY likes Em for a month then migrates to KiD CuDi and ONLY likes him for a month then migrates to J. Cole and ONLY likes him for two weeks then finally fucking migrates to Tyler The Creator and likes him until one month.

^ I know one of those fuckers. Now, he thinks Wayne sucks, Eminem is alright, J. Cole is just good, Drake is mehhhh, and Kid Cudi is cool. The only rappers he can appreciate are Royce Da 5'9" (thanks to me) and Tyler because he can't appreciate several rappers at a time. He MUST put all his attention to one or two.

[dead prez]

-Nerdcore fans, first and foremost.
-The rap fans that keep bringing up past beefs even though they probably weren't even old enough to witness it yet, hold some bias towards said rapper because said rapper had beef with their favorite rapper.

i.e. Idiots who attack Biggie and can't appreciate East Coast music in general because they still have Pac's limp dick so far up their nostrils that it's clouding their judgement. This works the other way around for Biggie as well.

Those that constantly bring up the Nas and Jay beef even though it's been buried and doesn't need any revitalizing, though, I do believe that Takeover was the better diss, Nas won the beef.

-Those that label any rapper who has even a decent vernacular and worldly knowledge as pretentious, when half the doofuses who use that don't even know what pretentious mean. Are there rappers who overdo it and try to show off yeah, but there are an undeniable number of idiots that just label a rapper who is reasonably intelligent as "pretentious".

-Those that can't enjoy the music for what it is and constantly have to count the number of syllables each verse, and just can't appreciate it in musical merit alone.

-Those that label anything Gangsta or Hardcore rap as nothing but bitches, money, gunz, and all that other shit, but can't even appreciate albums like A Prince Among Thieves for it's genius concept and execution, yet still holds the theme of hood shit.

-Those that think they have superior music tastes to others, this one's a bit iffy. There is no wrong or right music tastes, no matter how bad you may percieve someone else's taste to be, it could be littered with Pop rappers like T.I., Kanye, Wayne, Eminem, etc. that doesn't make them anyless of a rap fan than someone who has respectable rappers in their list, perhaps they prefer mainstream sound, or just don't like the underground feel. You can break it down to the science of who can fit more syllables and who has better punchlines, but it's not even about the music anymore.

-Those that follow trends or put rappers in their top 10 that they obviously haven't listened too.

[xxTrigger1989xx]

I would great rid of anyone who actually thinks Waka Flocka Flame is dope...I'd get rid of the 14 year old school girls who only listen to rap for the beat and the hook and don't care what's being said.

[Satire]

Any fans who only like a song because it has a couple 7-8 syllable multies but isnt about anything but random punchlines.

Inb4lello"butulikeslaughterhouse?!!?!"

[Master Chief]

Any fans who only like a song because it has a couple 7-8 syllable multies but isnt about anything but random punchlines.

Inb4lello"butulikeslaughterhouse?!!?!"

I will be sure to rape him with the force of five black cocks if he even has the mere thought of posting that.

[classthe_king]

Any fans who only like a song because it has a couple 7-8 syllable multies but isnt about anything but random punchlines.

[Satire]

Any fans who only like a song because it has a couple 7-8 syllable multies but isnt about anything but random punchlines.

You're complimenting Recovery by implying it has 7-8 syllable multies on every song.

[dead prez]

I think you meant to put Relapse there instead.

[Master Chief]

I think you meant to put Relapse there instead.

But, Relapse barely/doesn't use punchlines.

[Willy]

Get rid of punchlines. My god so annoying.

moby's dick gobblin whale seamen or some dumb shit ....grr fuck that

[dead prez]

Depends how shitty the punchlines are and if they're complete non sequiters that have nothing to do with the rest of the verse, Big L incorparated punchlines into his verse seamlessly without forcing them or coming off as tacky.

[Chet Starr]

Underground fans that are pissed cause their parents got divorced, and make the internet their life. Cause if they did anything in real life, they might fail cause its in their nature

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Any fans who only like a song because it has a couple 7-8 syllable multies but isnt about anything but random punchlines.

Inb4lello"butulikeslaughterhouse?!!?!"

I will be sure to rape him with the force of five black cocks if he even has the mere thought of posting that.

i will too.

Get Rid of the Wayne/Wocka/Drake/Soulja these type of fans