Ask TJ & VBV a question. (Yes, we're sheep, don't eat us.)

[VenomBlackViper]

Why is everyone jealous of the Mastire thread?

Why did you say Halo is for squares (you little queer)?

No one is jealous of it, they simply want to be the ones answering questions rather than asking to stroke their egos & talk about themselves

I'm guessing you're talking to TJ here so i'm going to ignore this by replying to it saying i'm ignoring it

Venom, are you implying that I talk too much about Halo therefore making you get annoyed by me?

Nope that was meant to be a compliment but disguised as as insult, like the holocaust apology

[VenomBlackViper]

Can you give me a hug?

Nope, these are the kind of questions to take to the Ask Atone Thread

What would you do if I told you you're not ugly?

I'd say no shit sherlock & tell you to stop listening to Beautiful

Did you ever check out Zephos' RYM account?

No but I caught a Zapdos in Pokemon

90s Hip Hop or post 00 Underground Hip Hop?

00 Underground, 90s paved the way but 00 onwards took it farther from there

Do you work out?

When i'm pissed or get random rushes of energy

How much can you bench press?

The most i've bench pressed was 150, never tried past that

Are you popular at school?

I'm known but not popular

Does mother get upset when you move the chair?

She did once, I beat her over the head with it. It was like Norman Bates meets WWF

Are you a virgin?

I was till late last night, so was my sister.

[VenomBlackViper]

@TJ

Do we need a more clever title or is this fine for now?

Do we need a duo name?

Are you answering questions seriously or just fucking around with this shit hoping someone from Comedy Central will notice & offer you a contract?

What are 10 guilty pleasure songs of yours that you know are shit yet like anyways

Why are you not asking me questions?

Is it because i'm black?

Am I black?

[dead prez]

Would you two have sex with each other for a million dollars?

Rate each other's sets respectively

Do you realize my last question wasn't a question?

Least favorite respected member?

Immortal technique or Pharoah Monche?

Black or White rappers?

Is Satire really asian?

Did you ever rape a bitch?

Were you actually serious when you said this thread had something to do with deep dark secrets of the human condition?

Does your mother know about the big girls folder?

Ever had pot brownies?

[SajN]

Do you think rainbows are pretty?

[ThomasJ]

@TJ

Do we need a more clever title or is this fine for now?

Do we need a duo name?

Are you answering questions seriously or just fucking around with this shit hoping someone from Comedy Central will notice & offer you a contract?

What are 10 guilty pleasure songs of yours that you know are shit yet like anyways

Why are you not asking me questions?

Is it because i'm black?

Am I black?

If you have any ideas, shoot.

Definitely.

I'm answering questions seriously.

I don't feel like naming 10 songs, but I listen to Flo Rida, some Pitbull & Lil Wayne.

I will in a second.

Nope.

Nope.

Would you two have sex with each other for a million dollars?

Rate each other's sets respectively

Do you realize my last question wasn't a question?

Least favorite respected member?

Immortal technique or Pharoah Monche?

Black or White rappers?

Is Satire really asian?

Did you ever rape a bitch?

Were you actually serious when you said this thread had something to do with deep dark secrets of the human condition?

Does your mother know about the big girls folder?

Ever had pot brownies?

No.

9.99/10 'cause I'm not into Satanic shit.

Ok...

You. trolololololol

Pharoahe Monch, he's in my top 3.

Black rappers.

Yes.

No.

LMAO.

No.

No, but I plan on having some in the near future.

Do you think rainbows are pretty?

No. Clouds are pretty.

[ThomasJ]

@VBV: What is your opinion on Nas?

Do you fist bump?

Favorite Eminem production?

Favorite 2006 movie?

Do you think that under your thick layer of Satanism there is a nice, lovable person?

Why didn't the world end 8 days ago?

Is Harold Camping a goddamn liar?

What do you think of me? lol

Who is your favorite actor/actress?

The unfunniest comedy you have ever seen?

Has this set of questions been asked before?

[Slim Fiasco]

Expect for the first 2 questions, I'm asking both of you:

How are things going in Croatia?

As I asked Bili, would you agree that Marchelo is the best MC on the Balkans?

Favorite Comic Books character?

Favorite Eminem song?

Do you watch the NBA?

Favorite producer?

Are you a fan of animated series/films?

Most beautiful celebrity?

Are you into rapping?

[ThomasJ]

Expect for the first 2 questions, I'm asking both of you:

How are things going in Croatia?

As I asked Bili, would you agree that Marchelo is the best MC on the Balkans?

Favorite Comic Books character?

Favorite Eminem song?

Do you watch the NBA?

Favorite producer?

Are you a fan of animated series/films?

Most beautiful celebrity?

Are you into rapping?

The unemployment rate is way too high, the government sucks, we betrayed our war heroes just to get closer to the goal of acquiring full EU membership. Things SUCK in Croatia.

Definitely. He's so much better than anyone else it's not even funny.

Dylan Dog.

Stimulate.

No, but I check the scores every once in a while.

Kno of CunninLynguists.

Yes.

Yvonne Strahovski.

I haven't written anything in ages. So basically, no.

TJ, You know you have the best taste in Hip Hop in the whole forum, AND anyone I know in real life ?

LOL.
Thanks, but that's too big of a compliment for me to take.

[mdemaz]

I feel like lamb for dinner.
Oh, questions.

@VBV
Found a decent mic yet?
@TJ
What did you think of the new Snoop album?

[ThomasJ]

TJ, List your 10 favorite Nas and Eminem songs.

Nas:

-Amongst Kings
-Drunk By Myself
-Gangsta Tears
-Memory Lane (Sittin' In Da Park)
-Project Windows
-Rise & Fall
-The Message
-Undying Love
-Y'all My Niggas
-You're Da Man

Eminem:

-8 Mile Road
-As The World Turns
-Criminal
-I Remember
-I'm Back
-Love You More
-Same Song & Dance
-Square Dance
-Stimulate
-The Sauce

@TJ
What did you think of the new Snoop album?

It was somewhat disappointing, but I wasn't expecting anything amazing tbh.
Eyez Closed

[dead prez]

Can you find any faults in Prime Eminem, that other mcs (Nas, Black Thought, Jay Z, other grade A rappers) excel at but Eminem falls short at?

What do you think of Lowkey/Immortal Technique?

If Hip Hop albums were women what would you describe the following albums as?

illmatic
R2D
SSLP
Reasonable Doubt
LOPD
Me Against The World

i.e. the albums being (blonde haired blue eyes girl, brunettes, etc)

Thoughts on J Dilla as a producer?

Why does it feel like myspace where I ask someone a question and they return the favor, ala "Comment on my picz and I'll be sure to return the favor"?

[ThomasJ]

Can you find any faults in Prime Eminem, that other mcs (Nas, Black Thought, Jay Z, other grade A rappers) excel at but Eminem falls short at?

What do you think of Lowkey/Immortal Technique?

If Hip Hop albums were women what would you describe the following albums as?

illmatic
R2D
SSLP
Reasonable Doubt
LOPD
Me Against The World

i.e. the albums being (blonde haired blue eyes girl, brunettes, etc)

Thoughts on J Dilla as a producer?

Why does it feel like myspace where I ask someone a question and they return the favor, ala "Comment on my picz and I'll be sure to return the favor"?

Replay value.

I like Lowkey, he's very talented and I'll definitely check out his album when it drops.
Immortal Technique has SOME good songs/verses, but I find him boring most of the time. Not to mention his delivery/flow is fucking irritating.

I'ma skip this one.

He's one of my favorite producers ever, absolutely amazing. Donuts is a top 5 instrumental album.

Because if we "return the favor", we expect the other person to ask us questions again and so on. It's a virtuous cycle.

[ThomasJ]

TJ, why did u let VBV get in ur thread?

Because me & VBV are besties.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

What do u think about me?

Maybe or Block

Satire or Diction

Why is Em overall not in you're top 15

fav food?

fav shoes?