Dr Killa: The Second Coming.

[Maybe]

I remember this topic. I loved it, because it was an easy go-to place for advice from an English person. Normally you'd have to pay high dollar for treatment like that.

Anyway, here's my problem:

I have a weird lump on my arm. I don't really understand what it could be... Any ideas?

[Maybe]

Maybe. I am concerned you my have a form of skin cancer. I need some more information before i can proceed. Eating habits? Change to exercise? Holiday to Taiwan with 2 sumo wrestling lady boys? Anything out of the ordinary you can tell me will help me cure you, And add to my ever growing ego of being fucking great.

It's like you're a mind reader. I just came back from Taiwan with two sumo wrestling lady boys, one I slept with. I was ashamed at first because it was hard to tell the difference between a vagina and a fat roll, but after a few roll arounds we got good rhythm.

In all seriousness, I do have a lump. As for my eating habits... Well, pretty normal. I eat once a day, other than some light snacking (fruits, vegetables), and recently started walking around 5 miles per day again.

The lump appeared a few days ago, and it feels like it shifts around a tad. It feels like a bruise that doesn't hurt, but isn't discolored.

[ChristinaE12]

So.. I have a cock and it likes to bite people. I can't help it. I tell it no but it just won't fuckin listen to me. It acts all cool and just hangs there but all a sudden it extends out and just bites any thing it can.

What do you suggest?

[ChristinaE12]

But the 13 year old boys seem to be it's prey..First anyways. When there ain't any, anybody/thing is game.

See...They don't suspect me of having a cock. They just see me and then all a sudden he just pops out really quick and bites and latches on to its prey. Very unsuspecting ya know. And I don't know if my cock would fight crime. It tends to like to be more negative ya know. But maybe we can turn that around for the better.

[VenomBlackViper]

Well see I have a main bitch, and also a mistress. My problem is with Arnold getting caught i'm afraid i'll get caught too. See i'm not very good with words, when I get nervous I just scream random babble like Wocka, Flocka & Flame. Also when nervous I tend to say ni.gga alot, I mean ALOT, almost every other word. What do you think I should do?

Also please don't tell anyone, they all think i'm a hood ni.gga and this would damage my reputation greatly.

[Tornado]

Since birth, my left thumb has always had the top layer of skin missing. And advice to grow it back. Totally true, no lie

[ChristinaE12]

You're getting slept on..

Sorry I didn't respond; this thing is a handful. And why do I have to be a Pedo?? I swear its not me. This thing has a mind of its own. I can't control it. Fuck.. I'm going to cut it off now. Hope to your god this motherfuckin shit works. Thanks for makin me feel like shit when it's clearly not my fault in the slightest.





















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[Chet Starr]

I am happy to know that Christina is bonkers