The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Yo a stan on the inside,where does Em rank in You're top 10 overall? (in all honesty)

Why dont you post a pic of yourself?

Best Member in Slaughterhouse?

Mos or Talib?

Do you have any hobby's?

Favorite Sport?

What is you're clothing style?

Are you a virgin?

[classthe_king]

Have you ever listened to Bliss N Eso? You should download Running On Air if you haven't. It's fantastic.

[DƎRDYPK]

diction asked about me...swag

[Satire]

Yo a stan on the inside,where does Em rank in You're top 10 overall? (in all honesty)

Right now, in terms of "who I'm listening to the most" he's like top 25, and that's not because of Recovery. I've been giving his old albums a few spins lately.

On the "All-Time Favorites List", he's top 5 out of nostalgia and the running start of his career. This is ignoring the fact that I have mixed feelings on about half of his catalog now. I have fear that he's slowly descending into one of those artists who are going to have a massive discography by the end but only a small portion of it is 'very' memorable.

I can't listen to the same 60-70 songs forever and he is not making my kind of music right now so really I can only see him going further down and down.

Why dont you post a pic of yourself?

It would ruin the mystique.

Best Member in Slaughterhouse?

Solo work - Joe Budden
In Slaughterhouse - Crooked I

Mos or Talib?

Mos Def. You can make an argument for lyrics and Talib definitely has a stronger discography but I just always preferred Mos' delivery & music more tbh.

Do you have any hobby's?

Collecting blood and dolphin bone.

Favorite Sport?

Swimming to collect dolphin bone.

What is you're clothing style?

Clothing made out of dolphin bone.

Are you a virgin?

No.

Have you ever listened to Bliss N Eso? You should download Running On Air if you haven't. It's fantastic.

FreeSpeech said it was bad and he has definitive say on all of my music tastes so I decided not to. Should I?

[MikeNUFC]

What the hell happened to The Simpsons? The new episodes are depressingly bad.

What makes Akala's 'Bullshit' so enjoyable? There't nothing remotely great about it.

What do you think of Immortal Technique and Canibus?

Does class have a lot of unresolved anger?

Top 3 creative writers?

Top 3 audio stagers?

[Satire]

What the hell happened to The Simpsons? The new episodes are depressingly bad.

You either die a Block, or live long enough to see yourself become the admins of this forum.

What makes Akala's 'Bullshit' so enjoyable? There't nothing remotely great about it.

I wouldn't say it's great, but it's a good song. The concept is charming. It's a simplistic yet very memorable piano roll beat that Akala's voice sounds perfect over laced with such a repetitive flow that it's catchy, almost catchy enough that it's tempting for you to shout out "Bullshit!" with him every time as he rants. He also speaks on so many topics that you're almost bound to agree with him and connect on atleast one statement, you can tell that's what he was trying to assure with the mother line.

What do you think of Immortal Technique and Canibus?

All jokes aside I've heard about 15 songs max from IT and he's just...no comment.

Actually no, yes comment. His flow is awful, he has an obnoxiously try-hard delivery, most of his beats suck, when he breaks out the thesaurus and rhymes 1 syllable it annoys the shit out of me, and the only thing that can remotely save him is the "entertainment" some people find in his content. He has 2 good songs as far as I'm concerned.

As for Canibus I actually liked some of his work and like diction, the features before and around his debut impressed me, but now he's just unlistenable. Him + Stoupe was the best he's ever sounded with that huge ass rasp that he tries to shout through. Alot of what I said about IT can be applied here as well but to a lesser extent.

Does class have a lot of unresolved anger?

No, he really does just think he's that awesome and is above responding to some people. It isn't this anger suppression thing.

Top 3 creative writers?

You, Block & Class.

Top 3 audio stagers?

SaJJad, Maybe (If he still counts), Steve Spag (If Maybe doesn't count), Kez. I only pay attention to a select few tbh.

[dead prez]

What would you do if you found out someway, somehow, somewhere we're related through our cousin's cousin's cousin's sister?

Does me ending a lot of my posts with white text annoy you?

Who should be appointed Backstage royalty?

Is it bad that a lot of people piss me off in this site?

Would you consider yourself emo?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Why dont you return the favor and ask me questions?

[Satire]

What would you do if you found out someway, somehow, somewhere we're related through our cousin's cousin's cousin's sister?

Kill myself.

Does me ending a lot of my posts with white text annoy you?

Who should be appointed Backstage royalty?

Not including myself and a portion of the staff? You, Block, class, MC, Venom & C.R.E.A.M

Is it bad that a lot of people piss me off in this site?

Not really a large amount of the posters on this site are just shit.

Would you consider yourself emo?

No.

[dead prez]

Why can't I get into Sadistik's music even though I acknowledge he's great with multies and love his beats?

Is it bad that I actually think Vinnie Paz is a great mc on SIHKIH?

Do you think T-pain>Nate Dogg?

Are giving insightful answers an innate capability you have or do you actually put effort into asnwering your questions?

Did you scare Master Chief away with you ability to produce insightful responses?

Do you think Relapse lp will ever be back and do you think me and him would have gotten along?

[Satire]

Why can't I get into Sadistik's music even though I acknowledge he's great with multies and love his beats?

There's plenty of reasons.

1.) I've actually shown him to a couple people who thought "Searching For Some Beautiful" was amazing but his voice was a huge turn off on everything else.

2.) His album is just...depressing. It's stuck in the same mood all the way through and in that it discourages some listeners to go through the entire album in one stretch.

3.) The abstract style isn't for everyone. It either connects with you or it doesn't.

All of that aside he might just have to grow on you. Try going to sleep with his music on. I did that once, woke up and vomited, then I did it again and it felt amazing to listen to from then on.

Is it bad that I actually think Vinnie Paz is a great mc on SIHKIH?

I guess not.

I thought so too until I heard the rest of his music, which all sounded relatively the same. I mean, look at Diabolic. I'm not going to fault him too bad for using the same flow/delivery through out the span of one album, you can even pass it off as part of the artistic direction or whatever. But the fact that he doesn't find anything wrong with never experimenting with his formula through out his career up until he started sucking is what keeps me from calling him "great".

The only thing that's ever changed about him is his voice and his flow got slightly tighter on every album until it peaked.

SIHKIH is a really good album, I play it from time to time still. From the production down to the performance, it's all solid but "Great" is a strong word to describe an MC that I would only apply to MC's who have a thick grasp on the art form. Even some of my favorite artists aren't "Great" MCs. Vinnie Paz in general is one dimensional, and no I do not mean that he doesn't try anything new with his content, I mean the fact that he never bothered to expand and he/everyone around him never noticed this for some reason. It's like an artist using the same tools & color palette on every painting for his entire lifetime.

I think he's decent/good, but not great.

Do you think T-pain>Nate Dogg?

I think T-Pain gets a bit too much flak for the auto-tune gimmick but no, Nate Dogg's hooks were literally perfect.

Are giving insightful answers an innate capability you have or do you actually put effort into asnwering your questions?

I have always had alot to say. I have always had the capability to make long ass posts which is why they would suddenly pop up from time to time when I felt like one was needed, so I wouldn't say I try particularly hard to write a huge essay for a question. When I see a question and think "Does this deserve insight?" and if I say yes I just pour myself into the answer like that.

But it really depends on what the question is to be honest. Paragraphs like Vinnie Paz, the "best thing that ever happened to you", CREAM's questions & stillmatic vs. Killahbee just come to me but some other ones require a bit of thought and careful wording before I'm happy with how I answer them but for the most part no, I don't put as much effort as it looks into these things.

Did you scare Master Chief away with you ability to produce insightful responses?

I don't know @Master Chief, did I?

Do you think Relapse lp will ever be back and do you think me and him would have gotten along?

Probably. From what I saw, he actually seemed alot like me except a bit more subtle. Or you might have treated him as a pest like you do to MC, who knows. Something about him tells me that he's done and he'll never be back. Honestly though, it seems like you'd be the next step in the evolution process for him so we don't need him either way.

[dead prez]

Well I like Ghostface's abstract style in Supreme Clientele so that shouldn't bother me, and an album with the same theme throughout doesn't really bother me. I guess it's just his voice than.

That's fucked up what you said about Relapse lp, I just pictured him as some sort of manufactured robot that got thrown into the dumpster once someone with a similar taste in his music with him hit the scene, but some people prefer over him, therefore making him obsolete.

And I don't consider MC a pest, he annoys me, but he's decent I guess, like I said my standards on what makes a great member is a bit high, but he has 3/4 of it filled I guess. Hopefully he doesn't have an orgasm from that "compliment", did you see the white text btw?

What's the weather like at your area atm?

Can you give three pros/cons about this forum?

Favorite book?

Worst injury you've ever sustained?

Did anyone ever break your heart?

Are you fat?

[classthe_king]

Yes you should check them out.

What would you do if I ever told your secret?

[Satire]

Yes you should check them out.

What would you do if I ever told your secret?

I would
- cease all connection with you
- Stop what I'm doing with this "secret"
- delete all traces of it
- leave again
- Probably kill myself

I'll get @diction in a minute.

[Satire]

Satire, why are you such a bitch and not answering the questions in the thread YOU started?