EminemBase: The Unapwner

[EminemBase]

People who make threads about newly reached post counts are cunts. Especially the ones who put their username in the title, and anyone who would be so smug as to put a meaningless 'forum status' acquired from a post count there too... must have NO self-awareness.



So, 5k posts reached on this fucking forum. No need for the fucking there, I wasn't fucking swearing AT the fucking forum or like I fucking dislike it or was insulting 'it'. I just wanted to fucking type fucking at that point so, fucking did.

Some worthy posters:
- AbramIsaac (always deserves a mention)
- Amadeo
- Jiskefet (just for one thread I saw in the Serious Debate section)
- Menzo
- xxTrigger1989xx

Some embarrassing additions to the human race:
- Almostlity
- FreeSpeech
- KaRtLiDgE
- Relapse.LP
- TheGentlePlayer

There are more of each of course but, I just wanted to write five of each. Not for any particular reason other than five is just a nice number in terms of aesthetics, when the post is published. Not too little and not too much.

So, for any 'worthy posters' who I didn't mention: it's not because I think you make less worthy posts than those five, I just didn't happen to remember you at the time. And, for the embarrassing additions to our species... again, just didn't think of you. Which, probably means that you're even more embarrassing additions as, you didn't even get my back up enough to stick in my mind. So, you're pretty much the definition of lukewarm.

Which is, meh.

At least the ones I mentioned were annoying enough to stay circling in my irritation department of the brain. By the way, if anybody needs directions to that department - just ask Almostlity, he knows how to get there without fail. Yet eyeronically, all he does is fail.

Piece. And yeah, I know.
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[Ku53v]

Congrats

i din't read past the pic but that was funny

[Block]

Faggot. Does that fit?

[dead prez]

Faggot. Does that fit?

lol

[EminemBase]

Faggot. Does that fit?

Tif taht seoD. Toggaf?

[EminemBase]

I made an EmBase shout out, sweet deal

Congratz man, good to have you here By the way, do you still have that Eminem blog?

Yep.

[Chet Starr]

I see we both love AbramIsaac, good.

Congrats on the meaningless number!

[Devil'sAdvocate]

haha

[VenomBlackViper]

Having sex with elephants is good for your prostate.

[Maybe]

It's a known fact that I'm the best poster. Learn about it.

[EminemBase]

It's a known fact that I'm the best poster. Learn about it.

I'm afraid that's incorrect.

You see, a fact may be a currently indisputable piece of information based on the best evidence we have available to us, but... even if it were a fact you were the best poster - which I don't believe it is...

But even if that were true, it's MORE than a fact that I, EminemBase am the best poster on TRShady. It's 'more' than a fact as, where as your claim can actually be proven wrong if better or different (and contradictory) evidence comes along (such as myself ), my claim can never be disproven.

As, EminemBase being the best poster on TRShady is a necessary truth that simply 'is' and is everlasting. It's infinitely true. No evidence to the contrary even makes logical sense or can be presented, it's simply unchangeable and a must.

Also, even if anybody disputes the necessary truth that I (EminemBase) am the best poster on TR, it doesn't matter. As it's still true. Just like some scientists may know that certain things in Quantum Physics is true (due to mathematics and the unchangeable laws) they may not necessarily understand why certain things in Quantum Physics are true. The human brain may not be able to ever process or understand certain things.

And, I may be one of them. And may not even understand myself fully (as I am human)...

[Maybe]

It's a known fact that I'm the best poster. Learn about it.

I'm afraid that's incorrect.

You see, a fact may be a currently indisputable piece of information based on the best evidence we have available to us, but... even if it were a fact you were the best poster - which I don't believe it is...

But even if that were true, it's MORE than a fact that I, EminemBase am the best poster on TRShady. It's 'more' than a fact as, where as your claim can actually be proven wrong if better or different (and contradictary) evidence comes along (such as myself ), my claim can never be disproven.

As, EminemBase being the best poster on TRShady is a necessary truth that simply 'is' and is everlasting. It's as infinitely true as is the depth's of Space. No evidence to the contrary even makes logical sense or can be presented, it's simply unchangeable and a must.

Actually, my fact is irrefutable because, A: You're nonsensical explanation is only supported by the basis that anyone could present a series of "better" posts to disprove anyone's claim, thus rendering your fact invalid.

B: My fact, which can easily be based on my previous accounts reputation, is based solely on my contributions to the forum as of recent times, whereas you haven't contributed anything noteworthy.

I conclude this post with a smile.

Oh: There's a chain of evidence proving the logic behind quantum physics, and a certain understanding among scientists. Your claims have no scientific support, other than an invalid comparison to the infinitive universe. The best poster on this website changes frequently, much like space and time, however the single constant is my contributions, which keep my planet in perfect orbit.

[EminemBase]

Actually, my fact is irrefutable because, A: You're nonsensical explanation is only supported by the basis that anyone could present a series of "better" posts to disprove anyone's claim, thus rendering your fact invalid.

B: My fact, which can easily be based on my previous accounts reputation, is based solely on my contributions to the forum as of recent times, whereas you haven't contributed anything noteworthy.

I conclude this post with a smile.

No, my explanation is supported on the basis I am EminemBase, the best poster on TRShady. Others could also claim that of themselves, but they're not EminemBase so it's simply not true.

Just like, 2+2=4 and, you could claim that 3+2=4 but it's simply untrue. And unless you wish to change what '2ism' is, 2+2 always =4. And EminemBase = best poster on TR.

But, my truth is also supported with past evidence of mind-blowing posts. These are not required as it's true by definition but they're there for the viewing nonetheless. So, I have in fact contributed very noteworthy posts and I'd be happy to point them out for you. If you wish.

I conclude this post, with a full stop.

[Satire]

imo

[classthe_king]

Eminembase trolling?

lolwut