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How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby WakeUpShow » Jun 7th, '11, 20:27

I'll call you a baker, from the way that you need dough
Fuck a marshmallow vagina, in other words it's a peep hole!
Put your girl in the stirrups and get rowdy till she is hoarse
I'm a baller hoe, I'm sure that you've seen the porsche
That reminds me of that Lesbian, God I hate hoes!!!
Saw some on the side of the road, I stopped to rape those!!
I ain't playin' around, in other words I'm grounded!!!
Shady 2.0, officially founded!
I rap better than you, I guess that's why you were fired from the North Pole...
I'm Back hoe! Fuck Relapse...in other words I'ma stay clean, Floor hoe!

feel free to add a few bars, or criticize a few of mine.
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby Master Chief » Jun 7th, '11, 20:29

This sounds like Balling Uncontrollably Em meets Relapse Em meets punchline Em sprinkled with a little bit of Lil Waaaaaaayne.
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby Kez » Jun 7th, '11, 20:33

I rap better than you, I guess that's why you were fired from the North Pole...


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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Jun 7th, '11, 21:07

:laughing: :laughing:
The devil ain't on a level same as him!
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby Xray » Jun 7th, '11, 21:18

lmaooo. :worship:

I'll call you a baker, from the way that you need dough
Fuck a marshmallow vagina, in other words it's a peep hole!
I ain't playin' around, in other words I'm grounded!!!

These lines are 100% accurate. :laughing:
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby VenomBlackViper » Jun 7th, '11, 21:55

It's like I came out of someones ass
After they had a buncha gas from lunch at mass
Dropped straight into the toilet bowl
& got mixed in with Royces flow
IN OTHER WORDS CUNT I'M THE SHIT
Hoe just ran out of my ride after she saw my dick
ROYCE LETS GO FIND THIS BITCH

Am I doin it right?
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby WakeUpShow » Jun 7th, '11, 22:08

:laughing: perfect VBV!
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby WakeUpShow » Jun 7th, '11, 22:37

hahaha that's so true he does split bars alot nowadays, as well as have his rhyme scheme all over the place.
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby WakeUpShow » Jun 9th, '11, 19:29

bump...
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Re: How to Rap like Current Eminem-OFFICIAL HOE!!

Postby Almostlity » Jun 9th, '11, 19:43

How To rap like Eminem = Swear like you've Never swear'd before.
Trimss wrote:> Alm goat
> Alm still goat

> Alm goat


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