Stupidest fucking line you've ever heard

[WakeUpShow]

"If I had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on 'em"
-Nicki Minaj

[Fa-Q]

You know I love you like a fat kid love food - Wayne

[Block]

"real n.iggas move in silence like lasagna."


Wait, what????????

[Block]

You know I love you like a fat kid love food - Wayne

Didn't 50 cent say "I love you like a fat kid love cake" back in like 2003?

[Kez]

"I can say don't rhyme, and it's gon' rhyme" - Lil Wayne

[DƎRDYPK]

You are hearing bars like your ear against a Kit Kat

[Innovation]

-I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain

-So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off

-No homo, but I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets

-and I’m watching my language if I tell you to kiss my f-cking butt

-my farts may have become staler ever since I became a trailer park celebrity

-I don’t subscribe to the news or the free press but homie I get the paper

-Never shoulda' came within Range of my Rover

-why would i buy you a gay ass teddy bear, bitch, you're already bi-polar

-While you strong arm like Stretch Armstrong

-And they say McDonalds isn't a restaurant well I guess I'm wrong
But if you gon tell me that the A&W aint the spot for the best hot dogs you can get the "F" on dawg

-Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

-they'll never catch-up (ketchup) to this energy that i've mustered (mustard)

-Girl I’m so cheap I can turn your happy meal sad

-your loco, don’t bother mistaking me for a mogul
I’m more like fogal, McLovin’, McDonalds McMuffin
breakfast burritos, Fritos cheetos doritos’s help though
and that’d be the only thing I pee hole

-I'm here to cock block like a square male chicken

EDIT: o and these:

-Spell it F-A-V-R-E it's wrong!, in other words i just fucked my RV up
-I Fuck an RV up like Brett Favre

90% Eminem punchlines?

Why so much hate lol. Fair enough they're not fantastic but you posted a ton. Not defending the punchlines but are you trying to put across a lot of hate for the new Eminem? Just saying this as the OP said "line" but that was a load lols.

Each to their own though.

[VenomBlackViper]

Lello the piss a Happy Meal off line wasn't bad, the others were & you forgot to add lines from Hell The Sequel.

Anyways none can match this "Weezy F Baby & the F is for phenomenal"

[Innovation]

@Innovation, I'm just sayin what I really feel...

@Menzo, that line is not fantastic, so it's understandable that some might like it and some might hate it, dunno why you're taken offence by this...

Fair enough mate, I'm not knocking you for it! Everyone has an opinion.

[DƎRDYPK]

none can match this "Weezy F Baby & the F is for phenomenal"

see my previous post

[Mahmoud48]

Lello tries to hard to hate eminem

[TheGentlePlayer]

"Weezy F Baby & the F is for phenomenal"

[Devil'sAdvocate]

psych i joke i joke i keed i keed, if i offend i'm sorry please please forgeeeve

why do they voodoo,give it a ga ga boo boo

1-800 ima dick sucker i love to suck a dick

you meanie,you just a big weenie

there's no question my weenie is much bigger than yours is, it's like sticking a banana between 2 oranges

i just did purple,came wit a couple of nikkaz that'll murk you

[Trimss]

Wow how original, judging lines that weren't meant to be released.

Eminem said:
“I’m in the studio all the time experimenting and trying different shit. If I don’t have the freedom to do that—that’s how I make my music, by experimenting. Not every idea that I try and lay on tape works, believe it or not. And then it’s like to be criticized like, ‘This shit is garbage!’ Well it wasn’t even fucking finished! It was late that night, I wasn’t in my...A lot of that material that leaked, by the way, I wasn’t in my right state of mind for. I didn’t put it out there for a reason.”

I'd say, Weezy F baby F is for phenomenal.

EDIT: FUCK Venom already said it lmao.

[EminemBase]

"Don't like it? drink my pee" - Cashis