Stupidest fucking line you've ever heard

[I'mShady]

BTW "We gon' toast these nikkas, pop tarts" cannot be matched.
along with "Weezy F Baby and the F is for phenomenal "

[BILI]

-I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain

-So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off

-No homo, but I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets

-and I’m watching my language if I tell you to kiss my f-cking butt

-my farts may have become staler ever since I became a trailer park celebrity

-I don’t subscribe to the news or the free press but homie I get the paper

-Never shoulda' came within Range of my Rover

-why would i buy you a gay ass teddy bear, bitch, you're already bi-polar

-While you strong arm like Stretch Armstrong

-And they say McDonalds isn't a restaurant well I guess I'm wrong
But if you gon tell me that the A&W aint the spot for the best hot dogs you can get the "F" on dawg

-Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

-they'll never catch-up (ketchup) to this energy that i've mustered (mustard)

-Girl I’m so cheap I can turn your happy meal sad

-your loco, don’t bother mistaking me for a mogul
I’m more like fogal, McLovin’, McDonalds McMuffin
breakfast burritos, Fritos cheetos doritos’s help though
and that’d be the only thing I pee hole

-I'm here to cock block like a square male chicken

EDIT: o and these:

-Spell it F-A-V-R-E it's wrong!, in other words i just fucked my RV up
-I Fuck an RV up like Brett Favre

[BILI]

why do you all care so much that I dislike these?

Because there`s nothing to dislike in most of them tbh...

Yeah some of them are corny as fuck...few maybe are among stupidest lines.

Spell it F-A-V-R-E it's wrong!, in other words i just fucked my RV up
-I Fuck an RV up like Brett Favre

How is that stupid...its actually an average,decent line

[Devil'sAdvocate]

guys,i had like a long ass post written flaming lello,on some 2 paragraphs shit but i decided to not press submit cuz it will be a waste of mind so im telling yall,dude thinks the fart noises on encore are funny and these lines are terrible,so its just waste of time.

[Master Chief]

@chief, I can understand you trying to defend the favre line, but saying it's better than all of his punclines all time is just plain retarded.

No, that's not retarded. That is great wordplay and on Fly Away it was executed perfectly. No Eminem punchline comes to mind that could be better.

[Master Chief]

first off eminem is not a punchline rapper (he's now tryin to be though), so he didn't use too much punchlines back then, but he some wordplay, and it was alot better than this

No.

[Master Chief]

-Doc Told me I need a change of sickness, so I gave a chick herpes in exchange for syphlis

-And I was just checking the mail, get it? checking the male?

-Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head


it had wit, it was funnier and more clever, and:

Yes.

The first one is nowhere near as good. The other ones are good and they're wittier but the wordplay on RV is much more impressive than male/mail.

No.

[Master Chief]

Fuck no. It's not even close. But, since it came out of the mouth of Eminem in '99, you worship it like if he was preaching world peace.

RV line > *

[Master Chief]

It seems that you'll be "goddamned" Lello because that punchline is the best punchline to come out of Eminem's mouth.

Deal with it. Can't deal with it? CRY.

[Master Chief]

So, everything '99-'02 Eminem says is god-like, right? You overrate the Old Eminem way too much. Yes, he was the best rapper ever but you fucking act like Eminem was God and every line he spit was gold. Plus, you actually think that no album comes close to SSLP, MMLP or TES which is bullshit.

Get off his dick.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

LELLO GETTING TROLLELLO'D

[Master Chief]

Can someone besides me tell him that he's a deluded moron?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Can someone besides me tell him that he's a deluded moron?

i did.

[Master Chief]

Can someone besides me tell him that he's a deluded moron?

i did.

I appreciate you.

I don't think me pickin the obvious better punchline is deluded, anyway, I ain't replyin to ur faggot ass anymore until u got something serious to say, i'm just wasting my time with u

Concession accepted?

I'm not even sure if it is but I'm gonna go ahead and claim victory. 10-0?

[DƎRDYPK]

God-like line :
"Me and Vishis on shrooms, call us The Mario Brothers