Stupidest fucking line you've ever heard

[Devil'sAdvocate]

i do not think the RV punch is better than some of Em's old punches,but its in no way bad or terrible its a good punchline that was delivered well.

lello just cant accept anything from recovery and post recovery Em and makes it his mission,thats it.

[WakeUpShow]

I'm gonna add a good Em line real quick...

"Run your brain around the block just to jog your fuckin' memory"

and Lello, sorry you're wrong. The RV is amazing wordplay.

[Master Chief]

Untitled > Cum On Everybody

Indeed

I believe that C.R.E.A.M won this thread again, after I did. 2 wins for Master C.R.E.A.M.

Nothing else to see hear boys, move along.

[MikeNUFC]

Fucking LOL @ Untilted being better than Cum On Everybody. In what way?

Witty/funny lines? Not even close. I can't even see the biggest Untitled fan disagreeing.

Flow? Untitled has a decent double-time flow but Cum On Everybody has that perfect SSLP flow, where he viturally becomes the beat

Delivery? Matter of opinion, but I think this is obvious

Concept? Cum On Everybody has one (parody of a dance song), Untitled doesnt.

Rhyming? Quality > Quantity. COE's are far smoother and less forced.

Beat? Again, matter of opinion. But I much prefer COE's stripped down production.

[Master Chief]

Fucking LOL @ Untilted being better than Cum On Everybody. In what way?

Witty/funny lines? Not even close. I can't even see the biggest Untitled fan disagreeing.

Flow? Untitled has a decent double-time flow but Cum On Everybody has that perfect SSLP flow, where he viturally becomes the beat

Delivery? Matter of opinion, but I think this is obvious

Concept? Cum On Everybody has one (parody of a dance song), Untitled doesnt.

Rhyming? Quality > Quantity. COE's are far smoother and less forced.

Beat? Again, matter of opinion. But I much prefer COE's stripped down production.

His delivery on Untitled is far better than his delivery on COE. I'm not a big fan of his nasal SSLP voice and I know many aren't. Untitled's flow is an incredible double time fast flow that is among Recovery's best. The beat is better as well as I'm also not a fan of SSLP's stripped down production. The only thing COE is superior in is it's wit and funny lines. Rhyming is debatable and I don't know my stance on that aspect since I haven't really payed much attention to Untitled's rhymes.

[Hiphopdane]

If it had a less immature name, I'm sure people would appreciate it more. It seems like a lot of people just assume it's bad because the name of it doesn't sound too promising Nobody ever points out what exactly they don't like about the songwriting.

[Master Chief]

If it had a less immature name, I'm sure people would appreciate it more. It seems like a lot of people just assume it's bad because the name of it doesn't sound too promising Nobody ever points out what exactly they don't like about the songwriting.

I don't like the beat, the hook, or his delivery. A bit of a boring song but nothing to complain about in the songwriting itself.

The rhyming is great and his flow is perfect.

I don't find any lines THAT funny though. Witty? Of course. But, LOL funny like his "I CUNT" line of The Reunion? Nah.

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SAYING THAT NEW EMINEM IS FUNNIER THAN OLD EMINEM. REFRAIN FROM BITCHING. PLEASE.

[VenomBlackViper]

Wow really, Untitled > Cum On Everybody. Are you fucking serious?
Since this is a thread about shit lines let's compare the lines in here for a second.

Cum On Everybody

My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead

Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(since this line probably went over some peoples heads Lauryn Hill supposedly said in an interview she'd rather have her kids starve than have a white person buy her CD. Also great rhyming shishkabob with kids could starve)

You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show

I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it

I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)

I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)

I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)

I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage

I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

Untitled:

Girl I think you just might'a tried to pull a muh'fucking fast one, I'm mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had

Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?
See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker
in your walk-way? Better co-operate
Or get saute'd and rotisseried while you're hog-tied

MC's get so quiet you can hear a muh'fucking dog whistle while I walk by
'Colt Seavers' on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fucking Fall Guy
I don't gas my Mercedes after midnight, man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor's so big you can fit a midget in his engine

Bitch, give me them digits while you're cringin'
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty
just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me

Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but,
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls

Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh'fucking chicken fore' it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin'
Like a Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin

I'm fashionable and 'bout as rational
as a rash on a fag's asshole
Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he's cool with it
Don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain't in the mood for this shit
Get my dick, Google it till it pops up
Ya'll are so motherfucking full of shit that you're stopped up

Me I'm always shitting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers crap out [fart] "Ohp, What?"
Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"
But you won't get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut! Because..

And now that I got your panties in a bunch
and your bowels in an uproar
Im'ma show you why I came
Stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore know you want more,

bitches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers
Cuz I'm a fucking problem, Run boy!

Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don't feel any

Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you're jealous, fucking animal
I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now, can ya hoe?
Shady, I don't understand your flow.
Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy.
Don't you dare try to follow or compare, boy.
I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare
stay the fuck outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can't touch -- I'm too clairvoyant.
I don't get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I steroids?
Well bitch I'm back with some shit for that ass
and your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids
(this entire segment needs to be kept together to even make any sense)

If you honestly think Untitled is better than Cum On Everybody I suggest killing yourself on camera & having ***** upload the video to his YouTube account. The ONLY real reason you have for being turned off by Cum On Everybody is the hook.

[Mahmoud48]

well i just listened to cum on everybody
i can honestly say the worst song on SSLP > Everything after TES

[Master Chief]

Cum On Everybody

My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead

Stupid.

Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(since this line probably went over some peoples heads Lauryn Hill supposedly said in an interview she'd rather have her kids starve than have a white person buy her CD. Also great rhyming shishkabob with kids could starve)

Funny.

You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show

Hilarious.

I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it

Stupid.

I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)

Decent.

I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

Good rhyming. First two bars are good, last two bars are fillers.

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
Funny.

I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)

Decent.

I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage

Best part of the song.

I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

First two lines are funny, last two lines are decent.

Untitled:

Girl I think you just might'a tried to pull a muh'fucking fast one, I'm mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had

Filler. Don't really understand what he's saying here.

Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?
See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker
in your walk-way? Better co-operate
Or get saute'd and rotisseried while you're hog-tied
Good imagery.

MC's get so quiet you can hear a muh'fucking dog whistle while I walk by
'Colt Seavers' on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fucking Fall Guy
I don't gas my Mercedes after midnight, man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor's so big you can fit a midget in his engine

The dog whistle punchline is funny. 2nd and 3rd lines are fillers. Last two lines are hilarious.

Bitch, give me them digits while you're cringin'
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty
just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me
Decent lines, some fillers.

Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but,
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll

Decent.

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls

Decent

Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh'fucking chicken fore' it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin'
Like a Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin

Fantastic flow on this. Kobain line is funny. First 3 lines are kinda stupid.

I'm fashionable and 'bout as rational
as a rash on a fag's asshole
Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he's cool with it
Don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain't in the mood for this shit
Get my dick, Google it till it pops up
Ya'll are so motherfucking full of shit that you're stopped up

The fag's asshole/Elton lines are fucking hilarious. The rest is decent until the full of shit line which is stupid.

Me I'm always shitting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers crap out [fart] "Ohp, What?"
Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"
But you won't get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut! Because..

Crap out punchline is filler. Hot butt punchline sucks.

And now that I got your panties in a bunch
and your bowels in an uproar
Im'ma show you why I came
Stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore know you want more,

Decent.

bitches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers
Cuz I'm a fucking problem, Run boy!

*Math. Good enough punchline.

Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don't feel any

Bass-tured line sucks balls. Kenny reference is cool. The rest of the lines are good.

Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you're jealous, fucking animal
I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now, can ya hoe?
Shady, I don't understand your flow.
Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy.
Don't you dare try to follow or compare, boy.
I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare
stay the fuck outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can't touch -- I'm too clairvoyant.
I don't get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I steroids?
Well bitch I'm back with some shit for that ass
and your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids

All of this ranges from decent to filler. Clairvoyant line is cool.

If you honestly think Untitled is better than Cum On Everybody I suggest killing yourself on camera & having ***** upload the video to his YouTube account. The ONLY real reason you have for being turned off by Cum On Everybody is the hook.

Who the fuck judges a song by its lines? That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard of and yet that happens a lot on this forum.

Untitled's flow, delivery, beat, and hook are just superior. Even the rhyming is debatable. COE just has better lines that are wittier and funnier.

[VenomBlackViper]

So you think

I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it

is stupid yet these absolutely horrible lines

Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but,
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls

Are decent?

And who pays attention to the lines? Really? The lines are the most important part of the fucking song, what he's saying is what matters. Nasally SSLP voice/delivery > Recovery yelling voice/delivery. The flow is good on both songs for what the beat is, so if you want to compare flow you have to compare the beat where once again Cum On Everybody comes out (pun intended) better, more natural for his style rather than just forcing him to scream nonsensical lines. Hook is better on Untitled, Cum On Everybodys hook is it's weakest point & what seems to turn people off from the song the most as everything else about it is superb.

[MikeNUFC]

Cum On Everybody is a parody of a dance song, so the hook might not be liked, but it works perfectly for what it's attempting. Em's just ripping on that type of dance track by parodying in the chorus and then coming out with verses that are virtually the opposite of a club track ("this is MY dance song")

[Master Chief]

So you think

I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it

is stupid yet these absolutely horrible lines

Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but,
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls

Are decent?

I thought the lose his cool punchlines was okay. Not good nor bad. The execution was sub-par, I guess.

The pool balls punchlines was cool and the U-Haul line was below average.

So yes, they're decent.

And who pays attention to the lines? Really? The lines are the most important part of the fucking song, what he's saying is what matters. Nasally SSLP voice/delivery > Recovery yelling voice/delivery. The flow is good on both songs for what the beat is, so if you want to compare flow you have to compare the beat where once again Cum On Everybody comes out (pun intended) better, more natural for his style rather than just forcing him to scream nonsensical lines. Hook is better on Untitled, Cum On Everybodys hook is it's weakest point & what seems to turn people off from the song the most as everything else about it is superb.

So, lines over rhyming, flow, delivery, content, production, wordplay etc..? Oh fuck no. Recovery yelling is far better than that sometimes obnoxious SSLP voice. No. You just compare flow and it doesn't matter what beat it has. It's pretty clear that Untitled's flow is better. With that said, Untitled has better production anyway. COE is basically nonsensical lines btw. LOLOLOLOLOLO @ saying everything about COE but the hook is superb. COE is the weakest song on SSLP by a fucking mile. Worst song Eminem has made in his prime that was on an album.

[DƎRDYPK]

COE vs WTP should be the debate everyones going on about
they are almost the same song

[Devil'sAdvocate]

man Cum On Everybody is so far ahead than untitled lyrically its not even funny.