Stupidest fucking line you've ever heard

[Master Chief]

:flutter:

Be glad that people that actually know how to debate are on your side, Mr. Professional Bandwagon Jumper.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

The way COE is put toghether is crazy,everything sounds so effortless and easy,and is still very witty.

while on Untitled you can see that Em is trying to make a funny song,but the lines are not as witty as much as COE,voice is hoarse as well,crappy punchlines that he just had to fit in.

plus the rhyming on COE is so far ahead than the rhyming on Untitled,comparing SSLP rhymes to anything is in itself ridiculous.

[VenomBlackViper]

At this point the debate is just going in circles with nothing being accomplished. We obviously have different scales as to how we judge songs (example: you don't consider wordplay, rhyming & content to be a part of lines while those are exactly what make up a line for me) so getting on the same page when we're reading different books is practically impossible. This is continuing purely based on opinion, my opinion isn't fact & neither is yours. I'm gonna go watch Breaking Bad now, ya'll have fun with this though.

[TenaciousMe]

-I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain

-So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off

-No homo, but I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets

-and I’m watching my language if I tell you to kiss my f-cking butt

-my farts may have become staler ever since I became a trailer park celebrity

-I don’t subscribe to the news or the free press but homie I get the paper

-Never shoulda' came within Range of my Rover

-why would i buy you a gay ass teddy bear, bitch, you're already bi-polar

-While you strong arm like Stretch Armstrong

-And they say McDonalds isn't a restaurant well I guess I'm wrong
But if you gon tell me that the A&W aint the spot for the best hot dogs you can get the "F" on dawg

-Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

-they'll never catch-up (ketchup) to this energy that i've mustered (mustard)

-Girl I’m so cheap I can turn your happy meal sad

-your loco, don’t bother mistaking me for a mogul
I’m more like fogal, McLovin’, McDonalds McMuffin
breakfast burritos, Fritos cheetos doritos’s tostitoes
that'll be the only thing i feed ho's

-I'm here to cock block like a square male chicken

EDIT: o and these:

-Spell it F-A-V-R-E it's wrong!, in other words i just fucked my RV up
-I Fuck an RV up like Brett Favre

fxt

[ConsciencePilot]

No I ain't lookin down but I see no one above me

[Master Chief]

*Spongebob narrator voice* 5 hours later...

The way COE is put toghether is crazy,everything sounds so effortless and easy,and is still very witty.

while on Untitled you can see that Em is trying to make a funny song,but the lines are not as witty as much as COE,voice is hoarse as well,crappy punchlines that he just had to fit in.

plus the rhyming on COE is so far ahead than the rhyming on Untitled,comparing SSLP rhymes to anything is in itself ridiculous.

No one has said otherwise. Except that COE isn't "so far ahead in rhyming than Untitled". After listening to both a couple times, COE has better rhyming but Untitled still has some decent rhyming.

At this point the debate is just going in circles with nothing being accomplished. We obviously have different scales as to how we judge songs (example: you don't consider wordplay, rhyming & content to be a part of lines while those are exactly what make up a line for me) so getting on the same page when we're reading different books is practically impossible. This is continuing purely based on opinion, my opinion isn't fact & neither is yours. I'm gonna go watch Breaking Bad now, ya'll have fun with this though.

When I said lines I meant as in wittyness, cleverness, humor, quality etc. of the lines themselves not taking rhyming into account (my bad in listing wordplay seperately and I guess you can count content to a certain extent).

With that said, indeed

if we look here I was the first one to say cum on everybody is better, mr. thinks that

just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it


this line is stupid, while obviously it's not!

I called you "Professional Bandwagon Jumper" not because of the current situation but because that's your job title.

That line is pretty stupid.

[WakeUpShow]

*Spongebob narrator voice* 5 hours later...

LMFAO

[slimsoxshady]

"real n.iggas move in silence like lasagna."


Wait, what????????

lol wtf, thats a hot line

[VenomBlackViper]

"real n.iggas move in silence like lasagna."


Wait, what????????

lol wtf, thats a hot line

Like microwaving cocaine.

[Master Chief]

"real n.iggas move in silence like lasagna."


Wait, what????????

lol wtf, thats a hot line

Like microwaving cocaine.

If you microwave cocaine, it disentigrates

[Wreck]

-I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain

-So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off

-No homo, but I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets

-and I’m watching my language if I tell you to kiss my f-cking butt

-my farts may have become staler ever since I became a trailer park celebrity

-I don’t subscribe to the news or the free press but homie I get the paper

-Never shoulda' came within Range of my Rover

-why would i buy you a gay ass teddy bear, bitch, you're already bi-polar

-While you strong arm like Stretch Armstrong

-And they say McDonalds isn't a restaurant well I guess I'm wrong
But if you gon tell me that the A&W aint the spot for the best hot dogs you can get the "F" on dawg

-Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

-they'll never catch-up (ketchup) to this energy that i've mustered (mustard)

-Girl I’m so cheap I can turn your happy meal sad

-your loco, don’t bother mistaking me for a mogul
I’m more like fogal, McLovin’, McDonalds McMuffin
breakfast burritos, Fritos cheetos doritos’s help though
and that’d be the only thing I pee hole

-I'm here to cock block like a square male chicken

EDIT: o and these:

-Spell it F-A-V-R-E it's wrong!, in other words i just fucked my RV up
-I Fuck an RV up like Brett Favre

/Eminemhate/Canibus fan

[Wreck]

I'm like a fly Malcolm X
Buy any jeans necessary

I thought that was a sick line. Don't see how it's stupid, but that's your opinion.

[Wreck]

BTW "We gon' toast these nikkas, pop tarts" cannot be matched.
along with "Weezy F Baby and the F is for phenomenal "

Lil Wayne is the dumbest rapper ever. In his mind he thinks the lines are smart, but they are retarded .

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I only listen to one album of his

IMO he had a lot of interesting to say on 1) Melatonin Magik (canibus), he said on that album more than has been said on any of his albums, though it ain't shit on 2) rip the jacker (content wise it's better than RTJ)

and it's nothin great

1000 Albums That Every Hip-Hop Fan Should Check Out Thread :

Get Rich or Die Tryin' - 50 Cent

The Great Adventures of Bobby Ray - B.o.B

Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty - Big Boi

E 1999 Eternal - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony

Coathanga Strangla - Bortha Lynch Hung

Rip The Jacker - Canibus

Fischcale - Ghostface Killah

Doggystyle - Snoop Dogg

Bottom line : lulz.

Rape.

[MikeNUFC]

This is 99.9% accurate, and no chance of results being incorrect
-Jakki Da Motamouth, Positive Rap

No chance? What about the 0.1%?