HereHere wrote:ajsotb wrote:he`s been fuckin dre forever so i doubt that but hes obviously afraid of contact with females in his videos since he came back love the way you lie they had actors? and spacebound
That's cause Dre's got a tiny dick, Em just pretends it's a clit so he doesn't feel gay whilst sucking him off.
He was probably too scared to touch Sasha Grey in case he got aids.
Completely agree. Eminem is afeared of vag now. He walked into Dre's bedroom one day, saw those monster pecs and was stunned. Dre gave Em a quick dose and they proceeded to have the most intense roid rage fueled sex in the history of hip hop. Eminem was then Not Afraid. The sex was On Fire. At first, Eminem was unsure himself, but he knew he was Going Through Changes, so he told himself, "I Won't Back Down" from Dre's Seduction. He knew that if dressed as a Cinderella Man, that Dre would be enamored with vengeful lust, yet the thought of doing drag again just seemed So Bad, yet so good. He knew that if he and Dre continued to carry on such a blistering secret, that he would ultimately get No Love from his fans if they found out. The Cold Wind Blows from Eminem's mouth onto Dre's minute penis. Dre pulls away from Marshall, scans his naked body, and then meet Marshall's eyes with his own. Dre happily sighs at the beautiful sweet white chocolate next to him and coons, "I Love They Way You Lie..." To be continued.
