Genius New-Eminem lines?

[nandish]

I've been through the wringer {"ringer"}, but they could do "little" to the "middle" finger - Not Afraid

[buffalo bill]

Is this a joke thread?

[Good For Nothing]

"Take the world by storm with these words I form"

Again from fly away.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I've been through the wringer {"ringer"}, but they could do "little" to the "middle" finger - Not Afraid

that is pure shit.

[luquew]

Quit calling her cunt, I said I CUNT!!!!


it's just well funny.

cunt.

[Asd-ONE]

"Guess that's why they call it window pane/pain"

[JasonOne99]

"Guess that's why they call it window pane/pain"

I thought everyone hated that line.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

"Guess that's why they call it window pane/pain"

I thought everyone hated that line.

Aww fucking shit B

[Sekou]

"Two psychopaths but we know that no matter how many knives we put in each other’s backs
that we’ll have each other’s backs"

[MikeNUFC]

Is this a joke thread?

I'm assuming everyone is being sarcastic.

Plus, isn't the title an oxymoron?

[Elision]

Is this a joke thread?

I'm assuming everyone is being sarcastic.

Plus, isn't the title an oxymoron?

How is that an oxymoron?

[HereHere]

"A one night stand is all he wants with a female fan, yeah one like Stan"
It's not 'genius', but I didn't notice it until recently and thought it was pretty funny.

"She kept asking me to quit calling her a cunt, I said I can't/cunt!"
Probably the funniest line I've heard from Em in years.

One more of the top of my head is:
"...from Nick Hogan's car crash. You'll end up like the passenger of that, don't be a smart ass."

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Why are they tryin' to be so secretive when Bad and Evil has reunited, hey?
Came back to annihilate, the game's in dire straights, as I await
Word on Satan, as I drop, fall to my knees before this Ouija board and I pray
Now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin' now, imagine if I awake
I'm the champ, bitch, I'll never taste the canvas
Could never be no damn wuss or pussy, never mushy, so you can't squish
Nowhere near a toosh, in fact if I jump out a bush
In a sneak attack's the only way I say I am-Bush
Outlandish, these words are weapons that I brandish, standoffish
To hoes, "keep your hands off this"
Can't top it, so what the fuck would I sugar coat it for? Law?
Fuck protocol, I'd hollar at this hoe, but now my throat is sore

I think that whole part is genius, tbh. Though this isn't my favorite song, this part of his verse is incredible IMHO. The Quija board shit is among my favorite lines on the EP.

There's a lot from A Kiss, as well, I love his punchlines on A Kiss.

[Amaranthine]

Is this a joke thread?

I'm assuming everyone is being sarcastic.

Plus, isn't the title an oxymoron?

How is that an oxymoron?

He's being a smartass hater. New Eminem couldn't possibly have any good lines, because the drugs made Em awesome and now that he's sober he sucks monkey balls.

[buffalo bill]

He's being a smartass hater. New Eminem couldn't possibly have any good lines, because the drugs made Em awesome and now that he's sober he sucks monkey balls.

That's not his point or his opinion at all as you'd know if you had read his posts on the subject, you fucking moron.