Transformers 3

[Robbie G]

I saw it last night and it was actually a pretty good movie. The new girl is definitely hotter than Megan Fox.

Has anybody else seen it?

[Mahmoud48]

im bout to go watch it today at 1

[Maybe]

Not too bad, huh?

Here are a few unbiased reviews (I highlighted the parts that indicate how decent this "film" might actually be):

Chicago Tribune -
"Transformers: Dark of the Moon," a work of ineffable soullessness and persistent moral idiocy, concludes with Chicago taking it in the shorts for 50-odd minutes, at the hands of the Decepticons in an alien takeover scored, partially, to an emo-ballad mourning the "cataclysm" of it all."

Movies Online -
Her acting is awful… with heavy emphasis on awful (Megan Fox’s replacement Rosie Huntington Whiteley). Her acting is so bad that she ends up impacting the other actors characters around her especially Shia LaBeouf’s character Sam. They say that Rosie is so bad that Shia who isn’t the greatest actor to begin with suffers as well. To sum it up Total Film indicates that the movie is extremely long, very winded, and works its way to a money shot action sequence that features an hour of insane robot induced destruction.

CNN
It's a lousy movie.

Richmond.com
Michael Bay's third "Transformers" installment in four years is a rambling mess of bastardized news reel footage, over-stylized CGI talking toy jousts, and light-hearted scenes with the comedic timing of Dick Cheney's pacemaker.


There are HUNDREDS more, with maybe around 5 reviews that give it a barely passable score. Enjoy the film!

[Chet Starr]

People said its better then the 2nd one, so ill probably see it.

[Robbie G]

It certainly wasn't a great movie, but I didn't expect much going in. It at least had a few good action scenes.

[classthe_king]

I don't really give a fuck what critics say tbh

Sometimes robots blowing shit up for no reason is awesome.

[Almostlity]

Great visuals

[Kez]

When the basis of your movie relies on flashy CGI of huge robots blowing shit up, only idiots can ever enjoy it. Anyone who wants anything more than flashing lights will be unimpressed.

[Almostlity]

When the basis of your movie relies on flashy CGI of huge robots blowing shit up, only idiots can ever enjoy it. Anyone who wants anything more than flashing lights will be unimpressed.

Transformer movies are those 'leave-your-brains-home'-type of movies.

[Blu]

This movie SUCKED.

I'm just tellin' you all the truth. I have no clue what the fuck the story was because all I saw throughout the whole movie was a bunch of robots fucking shit up, and if you happen to catch the plot line, you'll simply forget in the next few minutes. The characters were so boring too, and Sam (Shia Labeouf) is basically the same whiny son of a bitch from the last two movies. The new girl wasn't even that hot to me, I preferred Megan, but tbh neither of them could act. Some of the robots for some reason weren't even in this movie, like in the 2nd, you had those two twin robots.. I forget their names. Moving on, the transitions were HORRIBLE. One second you have this very emotional scene, and all of a sudden it just cuts to some robots fighting. Like what the FUCK!? Mr. Bay didn't give enough time to let the emotion sink in, because he thought the audience wanted to see a bunch of fucking robots shoot at each other while Sam and his fucking bitch girlfriend run around THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE.

No, Mr. Bay, we did not want that. Overall this movie is a 2/5 imo.

[Almostlity]

This movie SUCKED.

I'm just tellin' you all the truth. I have no clue what the fuck the story was because all I saw throughout the whole movie was a bunch of robots fucking shit up, and if you happen to catch the plot line, you'll simply forget in the next few minutes. The characters were so boring too, and Sam (Shia Labeouf) is basically the same whiny son of a bitch from the last two movies. The new girl wasn't even that hot to me, I preferred Megan, but tbh neither of them could act. Some of the robots for some reason weren't even in this movie, like in the 2nd, you had those two twin robots.. I forget their names. Moving on, the transitions were HORRIBLE. One second you have this very emotional scene, and all of a sudden it just cuts to some robots fighting. Like what the FUCK!? Mr. Bay didn't give enough time to let the emotion sink in, because he thought the audience wanted to see a bunch of fucking robots shoot at each other while Sam and his fucking bitch girlfriend run around THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE.

No, Mr. Bay, we did not want that. Overall this movie is a 2/5 imo.

agreed. And that one scene where one of the evil robots says ''ATTACK THE CITY'' or something like that it's clearly a day, and next scene it's night.. i was like wut?

[Chet Starr]

When the basis of your movie relies on flashy CGI of huge robots blowing shit up, only idiots can ever enjoy it. Anyone who wants anything more than flashing lights will be unimpressed.

Shut up kez (you call me a idiot )

Im the biggest film snob around, but everyone enjoys some mindless action sometimes

I mean its the 2nd sequel to a film series based on a horrible cheesy 80's show, what do people expect

Its like junk food in film form

[ChristinaE12]

Haven't seen it yet.. But I know the twins aren't in this movie cause it was supposedly too racist and they were catching shit for it. To me, those two were some of the funnier shit in it. I actually thought I posted about this a while back on here, but maybe forgot to. Oh well..

When/If I get the time or money I'll go see it. Just won't go in expecting too much as I hardly do anyways.

[Chet Starr]

Those twins were worst then jar jar binks

& the huge robot balls....god that 2nd movie was bad. Even by Micheal Bay standards

[Fleka]

I don't really give a fuck what critics say tbh

Sometimes robots blowing shit up for no reason is awesome.

True. When you are going to see a movie like Transformers you know you will get a movie full of explosions and action. You just empty your head and watch the shit and have fun.