"And you can't stop me from droppin each March
With a brand new CD for these fucking retards"
^^The irony that I/We/People love it is hilarious
"Shit, the day that I dont straight shoot
I'll drop out of my anti-women hate group
Say that I'm a sissy faggot, record it play it back and put it on straight loop"
Funniest lines
Re: Funniest lines
by Bananastyle » Jul 14th, '11, 23:01
I got techniques Drippin' out my buttcheeks
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Re: Funniest lines
by melbournian » Jul 15th, '11, 18:38
IS THAT GAY? I JUST NEED TO CLEAR THINGS UP, TILL THEN I'LL JUST WALK AROUND WITH A MANLY STRUT
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Re: Funniest lines
by Amaranthine » Jul 16th, '11, 15:04
Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by
That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God
Please don't let me pigeon holed in no regular job
Yo I hope you can hear me homie wherever you are
Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow
..This one isn't intetntionally funny, but the idea of calling God "homie" is just hilarious to me.
I love it.
That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God
Please don't let me pigeon holed in no regular job
Yo I hope you can hear me homie wherever you are
Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow
..This one isn't intetntionally funny, but the idea of calling God "homie" is just hilarious to me.
I love it.
You should read this.
I break my back to give you my art, you steal my thoughts
It's like driving a spike through my heart
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Re: Funniest lines
by Blake » Jul 16th, '11, 21:36
Amaranthine wrote:Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by
That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God
Please don't let me pigeon holed in no regular job
Yo I hope you can hear me homie wherever you are
Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow
..This one isn't intetntionally funny, but the idea of calling God "homie" is just hilarious to me.
gods everyones homie
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Re: Funniest lines
by creble » Jul 20th, '11, 05:17
"I park the car in the garage and go in and
Come back the next mornin'
The rims are still spinnin'
Hit the wheels on that Phantom, man, that shit looks like the Batmobile
32-inch rims, shit, I ain't even got no wheels
Custom-fitted, custom-kitted wood grain
Custom everything, what's that on the seat?
Custom mustard stain"
-Ballin Uncontrollably
I find that whole song hilarious
Come back the next mornin'
The rims are still spinnin'
Hit the wheels on that Phantom, man, that shit looks like the Batmobile
32-inch rims, shit, I ain't even got no wheels
Custom-fitted, custom-kitted wood grain
Custom everything, what's that on the seat?
Custom mustard stain"
-Ballin Uncontrollably
I find that whole song hilarious
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Re: Funniest lines
by StanBase » Jul 20th, '11, 09:42
Rollefsen wrote:this guy is THE Spongebob.
Menzo wrote:one of my lowkey favourite 'newcomers' atm.
cement wrote:youre that real nikka
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Re: Funniest lines
by Sla » Jul 20th, '11, 10:01
SicilianuAmericanu wrote:The whole Osama Bin Laden diss
Tell me you don't really think that's Em, PLEASE.
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Re: Funniest lines
by Johnny Baboon » Aug 6th, '11, 05:40
You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
while your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
was funny lol when i heard it
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
while your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
was funny lol when i heard it
I don't need no help peeing, I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see!
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Re: Funniest lines
by Amaranthine » Sep 26th, '11, 04:32
Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair
found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener
Considering this was right after Miley's little "controversy" about "risque" photos in Vanity Fair...I think it's pretty clever.
found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener
Considering this was right after Miley's little "controversy" about "risque" photos in Vanity Fair...I think it's pretty clever.
You should read this.
I break my back to give you my art, you steal my thoughts
It's like driving a spike through my heart
Geno wrote:I don't wanna have a kid with Zabe tbh.
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Re: Funniest lines
by UofLCard » Nov 10th, '11, 05:57
Oh shit! That's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!
-Canibitch
Not really a line, but when he goes 'Uh uh uh uh uh, ah ah ah ah ah' at the end of Till Hell Freezes Over, that amuses me.
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!
-Canibitch
Not really a line, but when he goes 'Uh uh uh uh uh, ah ah ah ah ah' at the end of Till Hell Freezes Over, that amuses me.
LEVITIKUZ wrote:Did y'all know Eminem's initials are MM. Like his name!!!
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Re: Funniest lines
by Sam. » Nov 10th, '11, 19:36
UofLCardFan08 wrote:Oh shit! That's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!
-Canibitch
That's not even funny.
[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
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Re: Funniest lines
by Trimss » Nov 10th, '11, 19:51
^ 
Ten toes down motherfucker I'm all in #Slumerican Team
TRShady is shutting down so you better move there:
www.HipHopShelter.com
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Re: Funniest lines
by Fleka » Nov 10th, '11, 19:53
Sam. wrote:UofLCardFan08 wrote:Oh shit! That's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!
-Canibitch
That's not even funny.
Do I have to say it?
On topic:
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
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Re: Funniest lines
by Sam. » Nov 10th, '11, 20:02
That's a clever wordplay to me. 
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Re: Funniest lines
by SliK » Nov 11th, '11, 07:44
This bitch wanted to blow me, I said it oughta happen,
"you swallow cum, bitch?" *girls voice* "No but I brought a napkin"
"you swallow cum, bitch?" *girls voice* "No but I brought a napkin"
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