Punchlines that make you

[Devil'sAdvocate]

"the only time your music is fly is when I use your CD as a frisbee"

Crooked I

word,one of my favs from crook

alnog with

my shit fly cuz im launching manuere

[EyeSpick]

"the only time your music is fly is when I use your CD as a frisbee"

Crooked I

J-U-Ice used something similar in a battle with Supernat like 10 years earlier. I like tracing the roots of punches tbh.

I was a sucker for those early Canibus punchlines but I also think Apathy's have always been overshadowed by Celph's.

"I got more heads in the hood than Pagan rituals"
"Pop my collar like a bionic Rottweiler"
"Runnin through the Red Seas like an escaped slave
Then holdin up the walls of water with my sound waves"
"Molecules dissolve, I pass through walls
Solidify on the other side, grab my balls"

[WakeUpShow]

Celph Titled

Your mother's like a sandwich all stuffed, greasy
Bust a nut in hoagie, and make a new sub-species.

[Block]

Joey's deff. the best @ punches. They're always personal (if a diss) and relevant to current situations. Not to mention, always witty.

I first started loving joey's punches after hearing Dear Diary and Ransom letter/note whatever it's called.

[EyeSpick]

Joey's deff. the best @ punches. They're always personal (if a diss) and relevant to current situations. Not to mention, always witty.

I first started loving joey's punches after hearing Dear Diary and Ransom letter/note whatever it's called.

Doing relevant to current situations is easy as fuck.

[VenomBlackViper]

With a loaded gauge I won't just take your life,
I'll father your kids, move in your house and date your wife
- Diabolic on Role Model

Fuck your gun fights, all I need is one mic and crowd-time,
And I could outshine the sunlight on cloud nine,
For now I'm climbin' uphill and grindin',
Till I chill reclining on a diamond studded silver lining,
- Diabolic on Right Here

And it will survive the fake thugs talkin' tough,
When I click the nine, get a dial tone and call your bluff.
- Diabolic on Right Here

Get a load of this (holy shit!)
I ejaculate sperm whales out of my moby dick
- Rhyme Asylum on Event Horizon

Psychotic compulsions and urges
Spit on your grave ‘til the corpse floats to the surface
Realize what I wrote in my verses
So my existence negates the phrase 'nobody's perfect
- Rhyme Asylum on Next Level

Burying peace pipes, diggin up the hatchet
Deepthroat my dick till it singes in your stomach acid
- Rhyme Asylum on Poison Penmanship

Incarcerated in a mic booth
It ain't a simile when I say I don't like you
My IQ's double your sperm count
Impatient, slit my throat just to get this verse out
- Rhyme Asylum on For The Hate

You hate the fact we're charismatic
The world does resolve around me my spinal cords a planets axis
- Rhyme Asylum on Attitude Problem

Candle's are played out
On my next birthday, I'll make a death wish and blow my brains out
- Rhyme Asylum on Solitary Confinement

Take drugs with no conscience
My pupils dilate like Columbine killers with slow watches
- Rhyme Asylum on The Art of Raw

Light a match in a fire trap
Speak of the devil & your spine will snap for talking behind my back
Phantom high on helium
I rap on frequencies that frighten psychic mediums
- Rhyme Asylum on Seance

I could keep going with Rhyme Asylum but I won't overdo it, so i'll end it there.

My battle axe acts as a last resort death kill
Quarantine your city, it's about to be a lead spill
- Celph Titled on Dump The Clip

I'm only a rapper standing on two feet
Backstage with four whores on all fours
And that's on all tours
How more can I spit a punchline and an ill statement
And keep your attention span on my records for entertainment
No explainin' it, you do the math I did the math teacher
Miss Anita spread wine under the gymnasium bleachers
- Celph Titled on Silence & I

Transportin' handguns in mini-vans that's the pistol whip
- Celph Titled on Silence & I

Demons and gargoyles, lions and wizards.
We leaving 'em hard-boiled and frying they gizzards
- Celph Titled on Swords Drawn

I rapid fire bustin sprayment
When I was a baby my pacifier was a grenade pin
And yes I'm from tampa
No I'm not a buccaneer but I'll be buckin near your main arteries ya fuckin queer
The sun is here
Cover your eyes
All my attributes is dangerous
My moustache is murderous
My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack
Cartilage in a gift wrap
My cartridges click clack
And leave you and your bitch clapped
Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap
We swing machetes at crews with little ice picks and niggas round my way call me the cuban missile crisis
My raps not for emo kids
My flame thrower leave you bald head like chemo kids
- Celph Titled on Primos Four Course Meal

The word on the streets is that I'm hellbound, 'cause I bully Christians
But I stay up in the armory, developin' pulley systems
- Celph Titled on Playing With Fire

Shooting this porn, I got a quick role
Empty the clip in this bitch, fucked the wound till the slug's up in my dickhole
- Cage on With Us

could do a shit ton more, but i'm too tired.

[WakeUpShow]

Chino XL on Sickology 101 with Tech N9ne and Crooked I

Startin drama with Chino, God forbid
Auction my lyrics on eBay, that's God for bid

[Block]

Joey's deff. the best @ punches. They're always personal (if a diss) and relevant to current situations. Not to mention, always witty.

I first started loving joey's punches after hearing Dear Diary and Ransom letter/note whatever it's called.

Doing relevant to current situations is easy as fuck.

While being witty and not sounding corny? Not really. If it were, everyone would do it as well as joey does.. And we know that doesn't happen. Therefore, your statement is voided.

[Innovation]

"Everybody in my house is making me nauseous, every body because I live in a basement with corpses"

Unusual Suspects

[VenomBlackViper]

"Everybody in my house is making me nauseous, every body because I live in a basement with corpses"

Unusual Suspects

You like US? Impressive.

No rest for the wicked
It's no joke that my side splitting punches left you in stitches

Also from Unusual Suspects

[VenomBlackViper]

Another one

The only gems that you drop
Will be yours, when I get you & chop your testicles off

Unusual Suspects on This Ain't A Track

[Innovation]

"Everybody in my house is making me nauseous, every body because I live in a basement with corpses"

Unusual Suspects

You like US? Impressive.

No rest for the wicked
It's no joke that my side splitting punches left you in stitches

Also from Unusual Suspects

Yeah bro, I got into them because of your thread.

[classthe_king]

Another one

The only gems that you drop
Will be yours, when I get you & chop your testicles off

Unusual Suspects on This Ain't A Track

I tried to listen to US but I couldn't help thinking, "this is the exact same thing as RA...but not as good." So if I want to listen to that style I'll just listen to RA.

[VenomBlackViper]

Another one

The only gems that you drop
Will be yours, when I get you & chop your testicles off

Unusual Suspects on This Ain't A Track

I tried to listen to US but I couldn't help thinking, "this is the exact same thing as RA...but not as good." So if I want to listen to that style I'll just listen to RA.

They're almost as good, plus I fucking love that style, so if I find another great group that can do it well why not listen to them as well? Same way I got into Cage, he isn't as good as Prime Slim Shady but he's still damn good.

[classthe_king]

Another one

The only gems that you drop
Will be yours, when I get you & chop your testicles off

Unusual Suspects on This Ain't A Track

I tried to listen to US but I couldn't help thinking, "this is the exact same thing as RA...but not as good." So if I want to listen to that style I'll just listen to RA.

They're almost as good, plus I fucking love that style, so if I find another great group that can do it well why not listen to them as well? Same way I got into Cage, he isn't as good as Prime Slim Shady but he's still damn good.

I never liked Cage either, but the last time I listened to him was like a year ago and my musical tolerance has got better since then.

P.S. you better accept my friendquest on last.fm

P.S.S. really, Eminem is your number 1? I expected better from you