Omg i made it!?!?!?!?!?11!?!?!!11?!!

by **Carnage™** » May 3rd, '06, 01:04

It's rare that I stick around forums long enough to reach 100 posts, and I've done it, here, at this very forum. I'd like to thank:

The random bottle next to me - I love you, man. You quenched my thirst. I'll never forget you.

My mic, mic stand, pop filter, and wireless headphones - You're close to my heart, I don't know what I'd do without you. I doubt I'dve got to 100 posts without you.

My shower - You keep me clean. I love you times fourty sixty fivety.

My lightswitch - You give me light. You give me darkness. Funny, a mere lightswitch is a twilight zone - it can change our own personal universe. Thank you.

Linkin Park playing right now - You're one of the only guitar based bands I listen to. I love you, so much.

My T.V. - I can sit in front of you for hours, eat, eat, drink, drink, and eat and drink all the while still being slightly underweight for my height. You truly are a magical creature. Thanks for everything.

My index finger - you're nice and long. You make it easy to put my own fingers up my anicular tube (WTF?).

The cigarette in my hand - You're killing me. You're a catalyst in my mission. My mission is to cease existing, and being part of something so awful, which we call "humanity." Thank you.

My testicles - You're funny-looking-alien-like things. You also have millions of nerve endings, more so than the head of my penis, yet you get no attention from females. You are forgotten about. Maybe you could act as glasses when females evolve and actually find you. You could guide us to the Clitoris. Hang in there (no pun intended), it'll be OK. Thank you. I appreciate you.

My cat - You're orange. You have orange fur. I can make fun of you, and make my miserable life fun for a while. You're uglier than I am. I, honestly don't know what I'd do without you. Our sexual activities must, also stay between us.

God - You've done nothing for me. Thanks.

Micheal Jackson - If it wasn't for you, I'd still be a virgin. You took something special from me. I still remember the night. Full-moon. Candle-light room, dinner before-hand, it was really intoxicating, breathtaking. Thank you.

Stevie Wonder - HAHAHA, YOU'RE BLIND!!!

Pizza - I love you, times fouty five million.

My country - Scotland, ahhhh, how I love you. I love how you've made a nation of kilt (or skirt) wearing, haggis eating, funny talking, orange haired barbarians. Thank you, so much.

The night sky - You're stary, you're moony, you're dark, you're seemingly almost cloudless, you're night-time.

And, last, but not least all of the members here (or the ones I've had any type of conversation with, the rest can die, of anicular cancer) - i luv u @ll, k? xxx0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0xx0x0reekrjer-r9594555x0x0x0x, <334545 <65 <66767 <3 <43565665 <eightynine. fink bowt mea.