What's the best part about dead hookers?

[flyingmonkey10]

you don't have to pay them after you're finished with them

[Tash8]

that's fuckin retarded

[Sam.]

Lay off the gta games bruv.

[AbramIsaac]

Actually, the best thing about them is the fact that they aren't capable of faking an orgasm.

"Oooooh yeah! That's the spot!"

Bullshit. Fuck you, if I were good in bed, I wouldn't need you. I mean, it's obvious I have money, I could spend it on dates. But instead I'm here with you, trying not to be annoyed by the fact that I have to hear you pretending to enjoy yourself.

And fuck off with that little "damn, I can't even walk straight" bullshit afterwards.

[Tash8]

Actually, the best thing about them is the fact that they aren't capable of faking an orgasm.

"Oooooh yeah! That's the spot!"

Bullshit. Fuck you, if I were good in bed, I wouldn't need you. I mean, it's obvious I have money, I could spend it on dates. But instead I'm hear with you, trying not to be annoyed by the fact that I have to hear you pretending to enjoy yourself.

And fuck off with that little "damn, I can't even walk straight" bullshit afterwards.

this shit happen often to you??

[AbramIsaac]

When I can get it up, sure.

The rest of the time, I just spend sobbing in the hookers arms, pretending that she cares about me. See, fake orgasms are just patronizing, but fake sympathy is acceptable when it's the only sympathy you can get.



Just realized I misspelled "here" in my previous post. What the fuck, I'm seriously falling off.

[Tash8]

When I can get it up, sure.

The rest of the time, I just spend sobbing in the hookers arms, pretending that she cares about me. See, fake orgasms are just patronizing, but fake sympathy is acceptable when it's the only sympathy you can get.

yeah definitely, I completely understand where you're coming from, or not coming from for that matter

[AbramIsaac]