[B.Nutz- Verse 1]
So, I was Up in the club, Girl came up,I was Touching the jugs,
Bro, there was Nothing above, Focusing on her, Loving the hugs,
So I Invited her home, And Just so you know,
I was Excited for bone, Her tits? Planned on Busting on those,
"Baby, Let's go Upstairs," She was drunk, was like " Uh..Where? "
Saw me peek a look, was like "Yup, Stare, I just Don't care"
So I got under the covers, You know what comes next,
Forget the past lovers, Here comes some fun sex,
I musta been dreaming, no where near a catastrophe
She kept on screaming, Ohhh, Faster please,
Cum more ready to flow than a rap by master chief.
Not done nor close, Grabbed her ass, don't have to ask her see,
I'm a crafter Geez, Leave you more perfected than a masterpiece.
so I get this Girl in bed, Trying not to Burn out
In love I Twirl her head, Her world Turn's out
Turn's out, Nutz done snapped her neck,
Most people would panic, He laughed instead.
He introduced her to the bodies in his closet,
"I seduced her, Jessica , Meet the cousin of farah Fawcet"
Goes out and find's Two more, Might put up a Feud sure,
But hey, bodies? This sex only Brews more, Whats a Few whores,
With you My collection grows, It's Perfection no?
Gotta go before My erection slows, Gotta find my Second bone..
[Chorus]
And I may never like you,
But tonight I'll surely stuff you,
Bite you, Fuck you, Love you, Shove you,
Tell momma you gonna see her in hell,
Because after tonight you won't see her again,
Tell daddy you gonna miss him as well,
Because you gonna get eat by strange men...
[Master chief- Verse 2]
I get out my fucking car, looking like John Lennon
Night's dark and gloomy so I find me these goth women
"Excuse me, on my way here I ran over a lost infant
Driving so bad the steering wheel won't stop spinnin'
I went through a really horrible day, I'm sorry to say
So let's get in my ride, step inside that car in the gray
I only got time for one but I was given twice the cunts
So I just lure the overweight bitch behind a truck
I rip and slice her tongue so she makes less the noise
I stab her 'til the knife gets stuck... she gets the point
She dies in silence, so I quickly skip back to the whip
Then I see sirens, that's when I start to panic a bit
I get the rope and jump on top of the remaining chick
She thinks it's foreplay but I'm just gonna rape her quick
She hates the rope, she feels too restrained and stiff
Suddenly it stops being funny with the blades equipped
[Chorus]
And I may never like you,
But tonight I'll surely stuff you,
Bite you, Fuck you, Love you, Shove you,
Tell momma you gonna see her in hell,
Because after tonight you won't see her again,
Tell daddy you gonna miss him as well,
Because you gonna get eat by strange men...