Eminem Cypher Lyrics

[speckzo]

Some lyrics might not be right but I think 99% of them are, enjoy

a yo
lyrical miracle spiritual individual
criminal subliminal in your swimin pool

yo yo

you're about to see peace destroyed
it'll never be restored
when I unleash these beastly coards
in your CD stores
wanna stop these you gonna need a priest
at least three swords
a licence to ill from the beasty boys
three ouiga boards a squeegee
and please be warned don't ask what the squeegee's for
or the holy water, acid raps it'll eat these floors
eat a hole in the rhyme book, you see these horns
and as for me you ask when I'm gone will he be mourned
is puke luke warm
should Casey Anthony do porn
can that chick fit a new born
dead baby inside a frickin' shoe box with a shoe horn
smothered in chloroform so she can go get her groove on
can she duct tape and velcro a fetus
Joelle yo, tell joe i need his empty box from his old shell toe Adidas
so i can put these baby's in the fetal position
gettin elbows to the penis
yeah big deal
i took this little kids big wheel
and spit in his frickin' big kids meal
quit tryin to bite me and pinch you winch sit still
you just put your six inch heel through my benz windshield
it's dust you bout to kick up
can yella wolf fit a fifth of rum in a big cup
between his stick shift in his frickin' pick up
and drick like a hick redneck hillbilly will til' he gets hick ups
flipin the script up like mike vic gettin bit in his junk by a pit yup
i'm a sick pup
I'd be a horrible magician, cuz i'd fuck a trick up
fix your lips up and say something fly or zip up
AB, let's C, you said you were gonna do XYZ
til you fuck around and get dropped like an E
when you add an ING
don't put a K in front of that though, when I MC
cuz I'm the king of this microphone booth
it's more like a phone booth
superman in this bitch, kryptonite won't do
it gives me more power
I bump the fat boys and, eat rat poison
take meteor showers
fresh out of the mental hospital
and me not tossin a middle finger
while I hope on a mosh pit
would be like Nas doing gospel or R&B
you crazy, me pushin up daisies
that thought is impossible
as if flashin across the news, watch the news
was cauught with a prostitute with a huge johnson
boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube and a bra, some boots
some panties in an aqua blue mazda swallowin a Popsicle
playin tonsil pool
so kill the rumors it ain't happenin
I'm gonna rap til I'm fossil fuel

[Graphic]

Damn, you beat me to it.

[Relapse.]

Yes, Casey Anthony should do porn.

Love you menzo.

And he said...
"Took a little kids big wheels and spit in his fricken big kids meal"
Who says that... other than my man slim.

[Jimmy Conway]

It's....not that good. I did like the king line

[crosby87]

and me not tossin a middle finger

Sounds like Flossin a middle finger

Other than that, great job

[Amaranthine]

you're about to see peace destroyed
it'll never be restored
when I unleash these beastly coards
in your CD stores

It's actually "when I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores"; i.e., Em's hordes of crazed fans.

[Graphic]

you're about to see peace destroyed
it'll never be restored
when I unleash these beastly coards
in your CD stores

It's actually "when I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores"; i.e., Em's hordes of crazed fans.

Even better.

[EmGoGetEm]

Em says he's NOT the king of this mic booth.

[LIL_B]

http://www.killerhiphop.com/shady-recor ... ics-video/

welcome !

[Devil'sAdvocate]

he had like 2 bad lines,other than that,fucking fire,some genius shit there too.

[2PointOBoy]

[ Eminem ]
Wait, can I rap?

(You da Boss, you better get 'em)

Ayo...Lyrical miracle spirtual individual criminal subliminal
In your swimmin' pool

(Boo.. Come on man, get back on.. Kick that shit)

You 'bout to see peace destroyed
It'll never be restored
When I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores
Wanna stop it? You gon' need a priest, at least three swords
A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three ouija boards
A squeegee and please be warned, don't ask me what the squeegee's for
Or the holy water, acid raps that'll eat these floors
Eat a hole in a rhyme book, do you see these horns?
And as for me you ask when I'm gone "will he be mourned?"
Is puke luke warm?
Should Casey Anthony do porn?
Can that chick fit a new born dead baby inside a freakin' shoebox with a shoehorn,
Smother it in chloroform so she can go get her groove on?
Can she duct tape and velcro a fetus?
Joell yo, tell Joe I need his empty box from his old shell toed Adidas
So I can put these babies in the fetal position, they're gettin' elbows to the penis
Yeah big deal, I took some little kid's big wheel and spit in his friggin' big kids meal
Quit tryna bite me and pinch me, you win, sit still
Did you just put your six inch heel through my Benz windsheild?!
Is it dust we 'bout to kick up?
Can Yelawolf fit a fifth of rum in a big cup between his stickshift in his friggin' pickup
And drink like a hick redneck hillbilly will til he gets hic-cups!?
Flippin' the script up like Mike Vick gettin' his junk bit by a pit, yup, I'ma sick pup
I'd be a horrible magician, cause I'll fuck a trick up
Fix your lips up to say something fly, or zip up
A-B? Lets see (C)
You said you were gonna do XYZ
Till you fuck around and get dropped like an E
When you add an I-N-G
Don't put a K infront of that though, when I emcee (MC)
'Cos I'm not the king of this microphone booth, its more like a phonebooth
Superman in this bitch, Kryptonite won't do
It gives me more power, I bump the fat boys and
Eat rat poison and take meteor showers
Fresh outta the mental hospital and
Me not flossing a middle finger while I hop in a mosh pit
It'll be like Nas doing Gospel or R&B... you crazy?
Me pushing up daises?
That thought is impossible
Is it flashing across the news? Pause the news
Was caught with a prostitute
With a huge Johnson, boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube
And a bra, some boots, some panties, and a aqua blue Monster
Swallowin' a popsicle, playin' tonsil pool
So kill the rumors it ain’t happenin'
I'ma rap till I'm fossil fuel...

[Sam.]

Yes, Casey Anthony should do porn.

That line reminded me of the 2003ish Slim so much.

[Trimss]

You 'bout to see peace destroyed
It'll never be restored

Reminds me of there's a switch I flip.. Makes me have higher expectations for his new material.


Should Casey Anthony do porn?
Can that chick fit a new born dead baby inside a freakin' shoebox with a shoehorn,
Smother it in chloroform so she can go get her groove on?
Can she duct tape and velcro a fetus?
Joell yo, tell Joe I need his empty box from his old shell toed Adidas

This is also really funny, the way he throw a friendly shot at Joe lmao. Great. And then he does the same with Yela.


Yeah big deal, I took some little kid's big wheel and spit in his friggin' big kids meal


Reminds me of The Real Slim Shady music video.

[BILI]

I'd be a horrible magician, cuz i'd fuck a trick up

I can't believe he said that other then that it was very good

I liked the worldplay...but still nothing great yeah...

[HereHere]

you're about to see peace destroyed
it'll never be restored
when I unleash these beastly hoards
in your CD stores
wanna stop these you gonna need a priest
at least three swords
a licence to ill from the beasty boys
three ouiga boards a squeegee
and please be warned don't ask what the squeegee's for
or the holy water, acid raps it'll eat these floors
eat a hole in the rhyme book, you see these horns
and as for me you ask when I'm gone will he be mourned

I love this bit.