Hey, Conspiracy Nuts! Yeah, You! Step Your Game Up!

[AbramIsaac]

Right-Click, View Image.

Obvious Illuminati proof just hanging from his fucking neck!

Why isn't this a ten-page topic yet? Why has no one posted a YouTube video about it, dissecting this photo and every fucking song he's ever made? Why hasn't...

Oh. My. God.

They've already gotten to TRShady! Am I the only one left?

[GenePeer]

Not sure if serious.

It's about his sobriety

Wait it's AbramIsaac.

Not serious.

Not sure if missed sarcasm.

[AbramIsaac]

Irrefutable proof.

Right? Come on, right?

This is more than enough proof for any sane person to believe that Eminem is part of or is controlled by an organization that is of the highest authority and power, which has been in existence longer than this country has been.

Where's the fucking YouTube video?

[trinell05]

I totally read the second sentence wrong. I thought you were trying to post a photoshopped shock picture of Proof being lynched.

[AbramIsaac]

I totally read the second sentence wrong. I thought you were trying to post a photoshopped shock picture of Proof being lynched.

And that's why it's great to have you back.

[Atone]

well who the fuck is it?

[AbramIsaac]

This is more than enough proof for any sane person to believe that Eminem is part of or is controlled by an organization that is of the highest authority and power, which has been in existence longer than this country has been.

It's from the GQ article.

[Atone]

your a fuckin idiot

[AbramIsaac]

your a fuckin idiot

Really...

Come on man. I don't like bringing myself down to the level of members like you, but I'll do it just because you've caught me at a time when I'm bored and I've got a nice buzz going. While this won't change anything, I feel like I should go ahead and let you know how much you totally hurt my feelings with that statement.

Next time you insult me, don't be so mean about it. I mean, really, you decimated me. How could I ever think of something to say to a statement so incredibly and inventively harsh. The originality of it! Fuck, I might as well go kill myself now.

Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

This thread is a joke. Obviously. There are members here that are into shit like that. They pick up on any little thing, and claim that Eminem is being controlled by the Illuminati. Even if you didn't know that, my sarcasm was so obvious that it would be detectable by a child.

You should have already known it was a joke! After all, you're the biggest joke on this forum. A walking punch line. A fool that considers himself wise, and an "artist" that considers himself talented. You're the fucking idiot here.

I forgive you.

/Ends EmBase* style rant.
* The sarcasm is more like GoodGirlsGetGutted**
** Actually, maybe it's most like Block.

[Atone]

dude, go blow a gloryhole, i know this thread was a joke,

[AbramIsaac]

dude, go blow a gloryhole, i know this thread was a joke,

You know.

That's not debatable, I spelled it out for you so simply that even an idiot could understand it.

You have to put forth your argument in accordance with who you are addressing, after all.

[AbramIsaac]

Well fuck, Menzo.

You've made me fail harder than this kid now.

[AbramIsaac]

No, fuck that.

I just did a search and found nothing. Either I'm setting myself up for a "link-and-facepalm" moment, or no one has commented on his pyramid necklace from the GQ shoot.

I'm thinking the former is about to happen, but I'm hoping for the latter.