The Reunion Theory (reach)

[Trimss]

Well, since I heard the song I always thought it was about Mariah Carey. It may be a big ass reach, but some details there made me think of it. I'm kinda bored right now so I will explain it or at least I'll try to give you some of my thoughts.

Please, discuss this point like human beings and don't act like pricks.

Usually, I don't believe in Eminem throwing subliminal shots but I think this one is right.

Let's do a quick analysis of the song, or some parts of the lyrics.

You gon' need a stitch you keep actin' like that, ho
I look like your husband slut? That's a rhetorical question
You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll fuck you up

Nick Cannon is basically a faggot, he has the biggest trampstamp on his back so Eminem is saying if you think I will let you talk to me like to him (implying he's dominated by mariah), he'll fuck her up. He's a real man.

Or get your feelings hurt, worse than my last chick when
I accidentally butt dialed her, she heard me spreading aids rumors about her

He clearly talks about Christina Aguilera, it's a reference to his lines about her. He's clearly referencing pop stars there, so I don't think it would be a big suprise if..

Think it's an act? Fuck that, I'm tryna shag scuz

He is telling the truth, he's not lying about the Mariah thing and he's not making the whole story out. They did have sex.

You fat dyke, I'm tryna hear some Bagpipes from Baghdad
Don't act like you don't like 'em, them accents, I rap tight
And I'm a torture 'til we find this place, yeah that's right

Why mentioning that song in particular, when almost the whole song is him dissing Mariah and Nick? Mariah and Nick said the song and the album is wack, I think Nick even criticized the accent thing.
He's basically saying he won't leave her alone, never.

She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half like
Relapse sucked, I snapped, hit the gas like (...)
Bitch flew out of the car, I laughed like, she deserved it
She didn't think I'd act like that in person

She doesn't like Relapse, said it was shit and broke it.
Eminem threw her out the car, I think it's a metaphor to explain that he made a diss track (she didn't expect that after the obssessed track, and no one has seen her after that)

And another thing is that Royce talks about his "damn wife and his mistress" so his private life, they're saying what happenned before their reunion basically. Eminem tells the story of how Relapse came out.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Hmmm... Interesting.

[Sam.]

Interesting it is. *In Yoda's Voice*

[Mathers]

So Eminem squashes the beef with Christina and Mariah then sublimely disses them?

[Trimss]

So Eminem squashes the beef with Christina and Mariah then sublimely disses them?

"I pee on Rihanna man I do what I wanna"
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" I can't tell you what it really is.."

[Spyder]

no

[Trimss]

no

Lol you could at least make some valid points telling me why I'm wrong, because other than giving a +1 to your posts count this doesn't add nothing.

[Amaranthine]

Makes sense.

[babyjane]

I hope not. He needs to get over it. There 5 minute relationship was what 10 years ago.

[Mathers]

Em said last year that he's done talking about her.

[internet-weed-dude]

Interesting, but I have to call you on one thing.

The "spreading AIDS rumours about her" line isn't a reference to him saying that Christina gave him VD's in The Real Slim Shady.. it goes back even further. That is a reference to shit he said over 16 years ago on "Infinite." Most of you will probably remember now that there's a song on Infinite called "Maxine" and it's about a girl with AIDS. I'm sure it's an ex girlfriend of his that cheated on him or something. I don't think Eminem would make a song about a made up girl having AIDS.. that would be too gay for Eminem, even before he found his comfort zone with rap. Maxine was a real person, I'm nearly 100% sure.

[internet-weed-dude]

Although I guess one could make a song about a made up girl with AIDS if trying to symbolize the atmosphere in which he grew up in.. I guess that wouldn't be so lame.. my bad, never thought of it that way.. but I still think that's what Eminem's reference is to, because there's a whole song dedicated to a girl with AIDS specifically, and I don't think he ever elaborated on any of that shit with Christina outside of the song. He knew people would take it as a joke. I think "Maxine" was made to really piss off someone that had pissed him off.

[Graphic]

Even if this is wrong, it makes a good deal of sense.

I like it.

[legendstatus]

Hmm I think the christina thing was reaching just a bit but besides that this wouldn't be too surprising if it was about her. He seems to be really butthurt about the whole situation and quite frankly should be. The Mariah Carey, as in everybody's fantasy back then denied ever having anything to do with him. You know how big of blow that is to any guys ego. I doubt Eminem would just go off blabbing off that they had sex If they didn't. For her to deny it and poke fun at him shows that there was atleast something. I'll be glad if he is talking about her she deserved it, and if writing stuff about her or receiving inspiration from her gives us The Reunion/ The Warning ala songs then hell i'm all for it lol.

[Sukot]

I think Mariah probably had to deny it really. She's got a lot of conservatively-minded fans, who wouldn't really take well to the thought of her sleeping around like that, especially with someone like Eminem. It's different with Em, since the vast majority of his fanbase are more liberal, so don't care who or what he bangs, but Mariah could lose a lot of fans and damage her career due to any of her sex life being made public.

Didn't Em also have sex with Christina at one of the awards shows? It was like in 2003 or something, she gave him an award (the organizers were probably hoping they'd argue or something tbh), and after they made up backstage and had sex.