The OFFICIAL "I like my coffee like I like my women" thread

[WakeUpShow]

This forum needs a little spice. I'll start us off...

I like my coffee like I like my women: mail-order from Ethiopia.

Go!

[ThomasJ]

You're doing it wrong.

http://forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=99466

[Mahmoud48]

I like my coffee like I like my women, in a cup

[Sam.]

I like my coffee like I like my women: Milk from tits please.

[Kez]

I don't like coffee. Fuck bitches

[Sam.]

I don't like coffee.

Yea me too.

[WakeUpShow]

ThomasJ: WAT. NO.


I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up and in my freezer.

[BigBoss]

Coffee is fuckin gross

[trinell05]

I like my coffee like I like my women: Black

That's cool.

But I like my coffee like I like my men: hot, sweet and white as fuck.

[Trimss]

I like my women like I like my pizzas, big, hot and cut in pieces.

[Beak]

I like my coffee like I like my woman ; quiet & steamin hot

[Atone]

I like my coffee like i like my women....who gives a fuck just gimmi some fuckin coffee so i can get outta here

[BigBoss]

I like my coffee like I like my women: Black

That's cool.

But I like my coffee like I like my men: hot, sweet and white as fuck.

Dont like italian men?

[JamaicanPattlez]

I like my coffee like I like my women... warm, brownish, and handled by Cubans.

[trinell05]

I like my coffee like I like my women: Black

That's cool.

But I like my coffee like I like my men: hot, sweet and white as fuck.

Dont like italian men?

Well, technically, I do love some light hazelnut cream so I guess my coffee is more of a sexy tan. So...yeah. I guess Italian can be okay. But black coffee is bitter, too strong, scalding, overrated, and it leaves stains on everything it touches...