I thought of this concept after seeing the videos of Bill O'Reilly discussing Em.
O'Reilly is a complete moron...
If I was Em I would make a song called "Kill Bill" - a detailed storytelling track where it begins off with him sat in a nearby studio to do some kind of chat show interview or something, and he hears O'Reilly trashing him on a nearby TV, gets angered, goes and kidnaps / kills him etc.
(I know I know. Em news is dry as fuck though!)