Lol @ you guys. I'm 24, so I think it's pretty dorky to be at home on New Year's at my age. It's not really just my mom. My two brothers and my sister live with me as well, but my mom and I are the closest so we'll probably be hanging out in the living room, watching the performances on that Rockin New Year's Eve show and I'll be explaining to her who is singing and why they're famous and shit, lol. She used to drink and smoke weed, but she gave all of that up to be skinny and um...superior or some shit.

I don't smoke so I don't care about that, but if I drink a wine cooler, she gives me a side-eye and that's awkward.
I'll probably buy a bottle of Boone's Farm, sneak and down the whole bottle in my room at 11:55 and be passed out just about 10 seconds before midnight. I think I did that last year too...
And that's sad because I'll probably drunk text my ex, whose number I can't seem to forget no matter how many times I delete it and send him a bunch of facts about the STDs you can get from kissing, in hopes that he doesn't kiss anyone, which really shouldn't be any of my business because we haven't talked in over a year. And then I'll have a huge fight with both of my best friends who'll want to invite me to watch them cuddle with their homosexual-esqe boyfriends.