Eminems most "forced" rhymes?

[MikeNUFC]

Sister / window / remember - The Apple

One of the most heinous, barbaric forces of all time:

worried/career

- GOAT

Leave it to the wordsmith Amadeo to point out some forced rhymes from a couple of unreleased songs from the lazy, drug addict zombie Eminem era.

How dare Amadeo post forced Eminem rhymes in the forced Eminem rhymes thread. What an idiot.

[Man1x]

Surprised on one posted that song he did with Ca$ass yet

[Man1x]

^Good point

[NoColor]

Grab the key up off the counter to the camper, left the crib
Man, who'da knew that 3 in the morning I’d still be up

lolwut

You forgot "Key up"

the line before that also ends with "yeah" which somehow rhymes with "crib".

It's like a "abab" rhyme scheme.

[RKOunion]

let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen
Let's pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation

[VanillaSkittlez]

"Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?" - Taking My Ball.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

"Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?" - Taking My Ball.

not at all.

[Coulter]

Fly Away:
"Got the fuckin' shape of mushroom clouds for thought bubbles,
I'm the *bomb*, you ain't fuckin' sick, the hospital,
Won't even give you cough-drops for coughs cocksucker."

The way he says hospital as 'hos-puddle'. Not complaining tho, I actually like how he says it.

[Emadyville]

"Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?" - Taking My Ball.

I didnt get the impression in that song he was even trying to rhyme them, just that they ended each line

[Amaranthine]

Those are part of a really long rhyme scheme, I don't feel like they're forced at all. They work.

[CrashBand]

"These fucking brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
what's this bitch retarded? gimme back my sixteen dollars" - Marshall Mathers

even though here he doesn't even bother to change the pronunciation of dollars to 'darl-ers' to force it to rhyme

[ArsheyHaq]

"Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?" - Taking My Ball.

I bet some people think "cap on / God damn" is an inverse.

I mean why would he say it right next to each other?

Could very well be an inverse. Who knows what goes through that genius's mind while he's writing.

[CrashBand]

And dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is... "

rhyming 'ill' with 'is'. The consonants throw it off as an end rhyme.

[CrashBand]

this whole thread is unnecessary

Eminem made great songs in his past, hunting for "forced" rhymes is useless and will only reduce the quality of a song based on delicate technicalities that no one gives a shit about. i mean, c'mon, do these "forced" rhymes really take anything from the song if it's dope? fuck, sometimes the different way of pronunciation that make a rhyme "forced" gives the line more awesomeness. the only "forced" rhyme that ever bothered me is "great" with "need" in old time's sake but that wasn't even critic-worthy

and the britney's garbage/sixteen dollars made it sound more badass. sometimes an artist have to go out of the ordinary to not sound predictable as fuck.

Its unnecessary in terms of most people outside an eminem forum would not give a fuck about how many rhymes don't quite match up perfectly. But other than that who decides what a 'necessary' thread is. You?

I dont think anyones saying the forced rhymes in a classic song severely brings it down, we're just bringing them to light. Whenever I write and I have forced rhymes I always sit there looking at it thinking what I can change to fix it.

Do you think when Em was wrting this he looked at skinny [Car]tman/Ricky [Mar]tin/Britney's [gar]bage/bitch re[tar]ded?/sixteen [dol]lars
and thought to himself, "that is badass! It doesn't rhyme, no one would have expected that shit, Not predictable!"
No. I think he would of been satisfied with it not rhyming perfectly because the line is dope anyway.

[RainMan44]

"I bully these rappers so bad lyrically..it ain't even funny, I ain't even hungry, it ain't even money."

He pronounces it "lyric-ully"...but I fucking LOVE the way it sounds, so I ain't complaining.