..."I fell through the glass door, started causing a scene,
Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine"...
Funniest lines
Re: Funniest lines
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Re: Funniest lines
by Amaranthine » Jan 10th, '12, 01:00
Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Every time. Really that whole verse, but especially the "I got a dick, wanna fuck?" line. It kills me.
You should read this.
I break my back to give you my art, you steal my thoughts
It's like driving a spike through my heart
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Re: Funniest lines
by CountVonCount94 » Jan 10th, '12, 01:51
The beginning of Under the Influence gets me every time, first time I heard him say "translation" then go into the hook...
Probably my favorite newer one is that one line in Loud Noises "I bury my face in a stinky twat and go ah la la la la la la la la la!"...Oh No and Things Get Worse are funny as hell too.
Probably my favorite newer one is that one line in Loud Noises "I bury my face in a stinky twat and go ah la la la la la la la la la!"...Oh No and Things Get Worse are funny as hell too.
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Re: Funniest lines
by littlenicky153 » Jan 10th, '12, 02:18
From the song Nuttin to Do with royce from back in the day
"Im not a fact, Im a proven fear/ Mr Rogers blockin my U-Haul screamin you aint movin here!"
"Im not a fact, Im a proven fear/ Mr Rogers blockin my U-Haul screamin you aint movin here!"
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Re: Funniest lines
by Relapse. » Jan 12th, '12, 07:54
Put a bullet proof vest on - and shoot myself in the head - Bang!
Silly mothafuckin Shady
Silly mothafuckin Shady
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Cuz I ain't crazy I say shit that's crazy to crazy people to make em believe I'm crazy so they can relate to me and maybe believe in shady so they can be evil baby I LIKE THAT.
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Cuz I ain't crazy I say shit that's crazy to crazy people to make em believe I'm crazy so they can relate to me and maybe believe in shady so they can be evil baby I LIKE THAT.
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Re: Funniest lines
by TonyTilt » Jan 12th, '12, 08:27
I like the shit they do like Eminem's news interview in the "Forgot about Dre" video, and the skit at the end of throw it up makes me laugh every time too.
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Re: Funniest lines
by UofLCard » Mar 19th, '12, 06:18
"I'm the real macaroni, you cheesey bitch"
Am I the only one that laughed at that upon first hearing it?
Am I the only one that laughed at that upon first hearing it?
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Re: Funniest lines
by kiki » Mar 19th, '12, 10:48
It's not really a line. Yesterday I was watching that chat thingy with Royce and I liked when Em said Fuck Facebook or: Fuckface book.
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Re: Funniest lines
by ShAdYTiLIDie » Mar 21st, '12, 03:52
As long as im on pills and i got plenty of pot Ill be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of ya yacht.
Lol I loved that one. Hope it hasnt been said yet
Lol I loved that one. Hope it hasnt been said yet
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Re: Funniest lines
by RainMan44 » Mar 21st, '12, 10:07
Amaranthine wrote:Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Witty lines like that, were one of the many things that made/make him so great.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
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Re: Funniest lines
by CrashBand » Mar 22nd, '12, 03:50
^ yeah definitely.
I think appreciating that aspect of rapping is sadly ignored by lots of Hip Hop fans that aren't Eminem fans.
one I loved was from Any Man
- "I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"
Fuck his songs were good back then lmao
I think appreciating that aspect of rapping is sadly ignored by lots of Hip Hop fans that aren't Eminem fans.
one I loved was from Any Man
- "I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"
Fuck his songs were good back then lmao
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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Re: Funniest lines
by Amaranthine » Mar 22nd, '12, 04:49
"I'm at the top of my game" - My First Single.
You should read this.
I break my back to give you my art, you steal my thoughts
It's like driving a spike through my heart
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Re: Funniest lines
by Blu » Mar 22nd, '12, 05:45
Amaranthine wrote:"I'm at the top of my game" - My First Single.
LOOOOOL
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Re: Funniest lines
by Kill You » Mar 25th, '12, 13:03
"You get one shot do not miss your chance to blow
I can tell at first glance you're a hoe
Because your pants are so tight when you dance with O-Trice
Your implants explode" - Richard
I think that whole part is funny as fuck.
I can tell at first glance you're a hoe
Because your pants are so tight when you dance with O-Trice
Your implants explode" - Richard
I think that whole part is funny as fuck.
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Re: Funniest lines
by Mathers » Mar 27th, '12, 17:05
''So pretend my dick is a balloon and blow''
Echo
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Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
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