Favorite Diss lines From Em?

[MusicBox]

My favorites have already been mentioned. But, I do think this one from Canibitch is awesome...

Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister

Lol and the fact that he calls him Stanabis!

[lakewaking]

I think the OP is trolling.. Eminem has plenty of hard hitting disses, faggot.

He's definitely trolling. Check this out: http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/poll/co ... /id/136303. Read his posts. You'll know what's up. I think he's also Em_dresses_n_drag on that site too.

shadylady, the topic is about disses not stalking forum members... i think his best diss track was hail shady, never heard any1 spit lyrics like that , and that beat was who the hell produced that beat.. i wanna drop 16 on that joint riiii now

[Fleka]

Cuz you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fucking joke
If you was really selling coke, then what the fuck you stop for, dummy?
If you slew some crack, you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap


DESTROYED!!

[M-Pyre]

That X, got him thinkin' he was DMX
Then he switched to 'Pac now he's tryna be him next
So which one are you? X, Luther, Pac or Michael
Juss keep singin' the same song, recycled
We'd all much rather get along and fight you
Me and Hailie danced to your songs we liked you

[melbournian]

Not directed at anyone in particular but still worthy:

I'll take it further back than that
Back to lovers lane, to the night you were thought of
And cock block your fathers game

And when I'm down with ten seconds left in the whole bout
I'll throw a head-but so hard, It'll knock us both out

[speckzo]

"So he picks a guitare up and he strums a few notes, he can't rap or sing, but he wants to do both."

[Kill You]

Not directed at anyone in particular but still worthy:

I'll take it further back than that
Back to lovers lane, to the night you were thought of
And cock block your fathers game

Nope, he says the word cock. It's horrible.

[Caliber]

This little antagonistic faggot
Dick-sucking ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny-Fag-Kaniff-sta
You bastard, I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canibus, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!

[melbournian]

Not directed at anyone in particular but still worthy:

I'll take it further back than that
Back to lovers lane, to the night you were thought of
And cock block your fathers game

Nope, he says the word cock. It's horrible.

What's wrong with it, in the context of 'cock block'? You do know what it means, right?

[Amaranthine]

Not directed at anyone in particular but still worthy:

I'll take it further back than that
Back to lovers lane, to the night you were thought of
And cock block your fathers game

Nope, he says the word cock. It's horrible.

What's wrong with it, in the context of 'cock block'? You do know what it means, right?

lol it was a joke.

[Kill You]

Not directed at anyone in particular but still worthy:

I'll take it further back than that
Back to lovers lane, to the night you were thought of
And cock block your fathers game

Nope, he says the word cock. It's horrible.

What's wrong with it, in the context of 'cock block'? You do know what it means, right?

Lol I was making fun of SL. They flip shit whenever Em says the word dick/cock/penis and I was just making fun of them for that haha.

[RKOunion]

Other than some of what's posted, I like this line from The Sauce:

Just know that Benzino's wack
no matter how many times I say his name, he'll never blow jack

I find the Warning to be overrated and not as good as people make it out to be (still good), but I love this part:

But fuck it now I'm 'bout to draw the line
And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb
I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find
on an episode of "Cribs," a blow below the ribs
If I hear another word so don't go openin your jibs
Cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs

[MikeNUFC]

'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!

So he picks the guitar up and he strums a few notes
He can't rap, or sing, but he wants to do both

are my two favourites. Talk about casual destruction.

[melbournian]

What's wrong with it, in the context of 'cock block'? You do know what it means, right?

Lol I was making fun of SL. They flip shit whenever Em says the word dick/cock/penis and I was just making fun of them for that haha.

I thought it was a little overcritical lol