Battle Rap

[MikeNUFC]

He has this shit battle breakdown he does when he judges as well (Knamelis Battle Breakdown 2.0 or some shit). Comes across as cunt-ish.

[EminemInsider]

Knamelis kind of reminded me of a white Canibus in that battle..."why'd I decide to battle Knamelis, that guy is GREAT"...that baffling unjustified arrogance.

LOL @ people calling him a "beast" after that performance. He sucked in WRC07...guy's not a great battler.

Kid Twist was clearly experimenting with a different style...probably because he wasn't really taking Knamelis too seriously as a matchup.

[Mr.DGAF]

Yeah the Canibus Dizaster battle is going to be hilarious. Bis' 3 verses are just going to be carbon copy's of any verse he's ever spit - if he even mentions Dizaster I'd be suprised. Absolute masscare, and I don't even like Dizaster that much.

Arsonal Illmac on the same day is going to be the battle of that event.

That's gonna be a great battle. And surprisingly, I'd say Bis has a shot. I, like you, am not very fond of Diz. His delivery is too much, it just sounds forced. That being said, he should still win. But still, the opportunity is there for Bis to sneak in and take a round or two and push the next two.

[EminemInsider]

Knamelis: You just go 4/4 every time...

Um, that's virtually every rap song, idiot.

[MikeNUFC]

Yeah the Canibus Dizaster battle is going to be hilarious. Bis' 3 verses are just going to be carbon copy's of any verse he's ever spit - if he even mentions Dizaster I'd be suprised. Absolute masscare, and I don't even like Dizaster that much.

Arsonal Illmac on the same day is going to be the battle of that event.

That's gonna be a great battle. And surprisingly, I'd say Bis has a shot. I, like you, am not very fond of Diz. His delivery is too much, it just sounds forced. That being said, he should still win. But still, the opportunity is there for Bis to sneak in and take a round or two and push the next two.

I don't think he's got a chance to be honest. Diz has about a million angles he could use. Bis isn't a battle rapper, and will most likely just pretentiously big himself up for 3 rounds.

[Mr.DGAF]

Yeah, that's true. I mean, Bis can rap, but preparing a hard hitting battle will be hard. We shall see...

[MikeNUFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmHIA_CHp-c

Love this battle, this is Eurgh at his best. Complete destruction.

"You put minimum time into your lines/we should put out personal ads for your single syllable rhymes"

"Your bars are like a Grandpa, with racist opinions/they are forgiven, because in your day it was different"

"You're boring, when you're tucking your kids into bed/fuck a story, just spit them a lyric instead"

The way he delivers his flip to PH's fuck up in the 2nd is so fucking hilarious as well: "Right there was a useful lesson of how to fuck up and lose momentum"

He actually uses wordplay that isn't forced as well. UK's best battler.

[EminemInsider]

Did Kid Twist really get jerked in the Lavoz battle, as was rumored? I keep waiting for the recent battles to be uploaded to YT.

Basically, the formula for beating Kid Twist is going, "you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, you're Jewish, you're gay"...crowd roars, as if it's the most hilarious, awesome shit ever...even though he's not gay, or Jewish.

[MikeNUFC]

There was someone on Twitter, who watched it on PPV, quoting Twist bars from it, then saying something about a robbery. So I assumed he did. Annoying if he did, even if he was sub-par, he would get past Lavos. It's from the GP as well, so would have meant more Twist battles.... instead more Uno battless... Great.

[MikeNUFC]

Yeah that perfomance was just silly, that chubby chaser flip was so well executed. Probably my 3rd favourite Illmac perfomance, behind his Thesauras and Eurgh battles.

I really liked his perfomance against Manaz from Australia earlier this year as well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcbGpgWu1E). Really enjoyable battle.

Sauras vs PH is supposed to drop today. Kid Twist vs Uno on the 28th.

Also, the word is Sauras is also gunna be battling at the same event as Canibus v Dizaster and Illmac v Arsonal.

[MikeNUFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHpe1GNw6V8

is the only battle he's done in the written format, it seems. Really enjoyable, light hearted 2-on-2. Would be cool if he competed but he's obviously not that interested.


Just watching this back. Possibly one of the most replayable battles ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_dsFehW4w

[EminemInsider]

There are a bunch of Justice's battles in Australia up on YT.

Here's one (and you can see other links to the side, too):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYo64E6tjc

[CrashBand]

I really liked his perfomance against Manaz from Australia earlier this year as well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcbGpgWu1E). Really enjoyable battle.

Yeah, I LOL'd at this line: "You called me short...how do you know? Your friends told you? It's my word against theirs."

Illmaculate blindfolding himself was creative/brilliant.

As I was watching the third verse I was thinking this is a little disrespectful and arrogant of Illmac virtually ignoring the battle but that end bar was dope and very hard hitting.

[MikeNUFC]

Yeah Sauras' music is shit. Illmac and Soul Khan make okay music but that's about it, in terms of what I've heard.

PH vs Thesauras dropped earlier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N31HGTJtenM

Haven't watched yet. Will edit with what I think.

[MikeNUFC]

Probably the right decision. I don't really like PH that much, but he edged that. Better structure and more angles, although he overused some wordplay which came off as a bit forced.

I'd give Sauras the first and PH the third, but the third was decisive enough for PH to take the battle.

Porich is a fucking idiot, btw. Looked like such a cunt talking all that shit at the end.