Let's get a list going....

[VanillaSkittlez]

Of Em's most cringe-worthy lines post-comeback. Then we can all look through the posts of this thread sometime and get depressed and cry about how we want 2000 Eminem back.

To address the elephant in the room:

"I'm the siren that you hear...hear...hear...
I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your REAR REAR REAR!"

Great start - anyone else?

[UofLCard]

"You get to watch her leave out the window
I guess that's why they call it window pain"

(I"ll often fast forward through that on my ipod)

[Trimss]

Me! Me! Me!

"I'm so done with this shit I may aswell wipe!"

[12characters]

Me! Me! Me!

"I'm so done with this shit I may aswell wipe!"

Worst line ever tbh.

[VanillaSkittlez]

Me! Me! Me!

"I'm so done with this shit I may aswell wipe!"

What makes this worst is that it was a serious, introspective verse and he *dropped the beat* to say this line as if it were creative.

"What a trailer trash pioneer, I am here - that's why I'm here,
I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a motherfucking DIARY OF DIARRHEA"

Genius.

[Jason M.]

I agree with ''I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your REAR, REAR, REAR''

[Trimss]

Me! Me! Me!

"I'm so done with this shit I may aswell wipe!"

What makes this worst is that it was a serious, introspective verse and he *dropped the beat* to say this line as if it were creative.

"What a trailer trash pioneer, I am here - that's why I'm here,
I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a motherfucking DIARY OF DIARRHEA"

Genius.

Book of rhyme -> book of his shit -> diary of his shit -> Diary of DIARRHEA

[Jimmy Conway]

Any line that has in other words in it. So I guess that's about 40 songs. Or it feels like that. IN OTHER WORDS he says that too fucking much.

o every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!

HURR HURR HE SAID TURD

[Sam.]

A lot of people cringed to this line:

"and I'm watching my language if I tell you to kiss my fucking butt"

[Norway kills]

Me! Me! Me!

"I'm so done with this shit I may aswell wipe!"

In the same lane:

"Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? Some shit is going down."

[Trimss]

This conflict gets my dick harder than arithmetic

B.I.G did it before though.

"What a trailer trash pioneer, I am here - that's why I'm here

This one was funny because he definitely wasn't serious and was mocking Swag rap. Doesn't really help much, but it was funny.

[Sam.]

Me! Me! Me!

"I'm so done with this shit I may aswell wipe!"

In the same lane:

"Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? Some shit is going down."

It's not bad, if you know the context in which the line is used.

[Trimss]

^ Yeah. I always thought that too, it makes sense and it's not that cringe worthy because of the fact that it's about knowing she's cheating on him and the sound of toilets flushing means that someone else is there. I mean in THAT particular context, it's not that bad.

"Sick when I kick it, barf
Me sobering up.. FAAAAAAAART!" This sounds like SupaHotFire.

[Trimss]

He only did that because Royce started the song off with that stupid kinda thing lol.

Last verse of that song though.. the back and forth, should make you forget he said it.

It's still dumb though. And nah.. This made me forget:

Bitch, it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
I’m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I’m demonic with the Kraft!
There’s a devil in my noodle, you: angel hair pasta
Flows dreaded like some fucking tangled hair Rasta

[sbolli1]

Soo I don't feel like making a new thread, but how about someone makes another thread for his BEST lines since his comeback.

That way, all the fucktards can stop focusing on the negative aspect of current Em as if his only lines these days revolve around these stupid puns.