Endorphin provoking phrases.

[whore to a chainsaw]

I'm going to post what I believe IMO are the greatest, most powerful lines from Eminem, ever.

I'm going out in a little bit so I will include more later... but these are the lines I really feel.

I'm not talking songs, or verses, but small sets of words that whether amplified by the beats behind them or not, strong emotions have been given off amongst listening to... for me.

Anyways... to start.

Criminal

If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck.
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough, to say the stuff I say so just tape it shut.
Shit half the shit I say, I just make it up... to make you MAD, so kiss my white naked ass!

^That whole part defines what I am talking about, but the climax is those underlined words.

Kim

BLEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

Lose yourself

No more games, I'ma change what you'd call rage, tear this motherfucking roof off, like two dogs caged.

And it's gettin even harder trying to feed and water my seed plus teeter totter caught up between being a father and a premadonna baby mama dramas screamin on and too much, for me to wanna stay in one spot

Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not!

Marshall Mathers

The new kids on the block, sucked a lot of dick. Boy/girl groups make me sick. And I cant wait till I catch all you faggots in public. I'ma love it!

Talkin about I fabricated my past, he's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass!

I'm Back

Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time! and just say that it aint mine! what's my name!

97' Bonnie and Clyde

That's why you can't get her to wake... but don't worry Daddy made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake. Here want to help daddy tie a rope around this rock? We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock!

Still don't give a fuck

The final But I STILL don't give a fuck! Ya'l can KISS MY ASS!

Amityville

The viciousness in his voice during the choruses.

Drug Ballad

And every, things spinnin you're beginnin to think women are swimmin in pink linen again in the sink, then in

but in the long run, these drugs are gonna catch up sooner or later but fuck it I'm on one.

Sing for the moment

Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives, till they sit in they cry, at night, wishing they'd die, till they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe, we nothing to you, but we're the fucking SHIT in they eyes!

Cleanin out my closet

But how DARE you try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish BITCH I hope you fucking BURN IN HELL for this shit!

My Dad's Gone Crazy

When you hear the beat go nuts and you know hes finishing off another EPIC CD and he begins to say ''my songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, and make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme''

till I collapse

I... I will not fall... I will stand tall... feels like no one can beat me (I'm not talking about quality of lyrics or rhyming... just the moments that provoke emotions in me the most.)

Stimulate

And it's such... a pleasure every button that I touch... I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust. (I don't really know what this means and have never thought of it much... but when I hear it at the end of that song, I think ''holy fucking shit, is that talented writing or what?'' and get goosebumps.

Nail in the coffin

Slap my Mom! Slap the FUCK outta her, she cant sue you! She wouldn't get a BUCK outta ya cause you're broke as FUCK. You SUCK! You're a FUCKING joke, if you were really selling coke...)

There are so many. I could do these forever.

As far as those particular random songs go, those parts are what I enjoy the most. Some time I will share my opinion in regards to this for all of his songs. I love discussing Eminem.

[Notalius]

some of those are not really that provoking ..

this is probably one of his most provoking and controversial verse/line ever

I take seven kids from columbine and stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine A MAC-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time

or this one ..

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats
Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids, sixteen
with M-16's and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?

[Willy]

Some lines that make me smile:

Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth

I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face. But I won't,
cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place.

All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll
And all that's left of her puppy is a leash and paw

[OnurCanRecords]

"I'm the butt-police and I'm looking at your REAR-REAR-REAR!". That line is really undoubtedly the most provoking line in Eminems career.

[whore to a chainsaw]

"I'm the butt-police and I'm looking at your REAR-REAR-REAR!". That line is really undoubtedly the most provoking line in Eminems career.

I see what you did there. What makes it as well as you funny is the fact that the line you mentioned, in reality, is NOT one of his most awe inspiring lines... in fact... it is one of the lines that seem to be recognized by many on these boards as a cringe-worthy, ridiculously bad line (even though it was likely made that way with the complete intent to do so) but you referenced it in a thread about THE EXACT OPPOSITE THING!

LO fucking L!!!

I am literally laughing out loud in contrast to 99% of the times that it is typed collectively by everyone on the internet, ever when they are not actually laughing out loud... but, however, just looking at the screen while not laughing out loud and lying through their fingers. That's how funny that was.

In fact, I believe comedians and comics are artists, and as we all know, uniquity is very, if not the most important thing to bring to the table when presenting any type of art. What makes that such a witty and hilarious post is the raw artistic brilliance that must be present somewhere inside your psyche allowing your mind to transcend the boundaries and limits set by the funniest & most clever out there all to the delight of those fortunate enough to experience reading it here and soon before the ripple effect amongst comical mannerisms throughout our society allows this brilliance to reach more and more people at an exponential rate, eventually completely revolutionizing what we call humor.

In fact, if you would like to email me at ihavenicecologne46@hotmail.com... I would like to keep in touch with you and perhaps talk to you on webcam once in a when... how can I put this to words... when my tea has gone cold & I don't have any cards to play solitaire on my living room floor with... or oxymorphone... so I provoke you to respond with the same type of wit, sending me to my floor in fits of laughter & laughing until I am too winded to verbally abuse my pet cat. Before anyone thinks that I am a jerk, keep in mind I do feel guilty about this and to compensate for it while manic and not depressed, I put venlafaxine in it's meow mix.

It likes shoe-laces.

[Trimss]

Wow that was an awesome come back. I smiled.

[Supershade]

"I'm the butt-police and I'm looking at your REAR-REAR-REAR!". That line is really undoubtedly the most provoking line in Eminems career.

I see what you did there. What makes it as well as you funny is the fact that the line you mentioned, in reality, is NOT one of his most awe inspiring lines... in fact... it is one of the lines that seem to be recognized by many on these boards as a cringe-worthy, ridiculously bad line (even though it was likely made that way with the complete intent to do so) but you referenced it in a thread about THE EXACT OPPOSITE THING!

LO fucking L!!!

I am literally laughing out loud in contrast to 99% of the times that it is typed collectively by everyone on the internet, ever when they are not actually laughing out loud... but, however, just looking at the screen while not laughing out loud and lying through their fingers. That's how funny that was.

In fact, I believe comedians and comics are artists, and as we all know, uniquity is very, if not the most important thing to bring to the table when presenting any type of art. What makes that such a witty and hilarious post is the raw artistic brilliance that must be present somewhere inside your psyche allowing your mind to transcend the boundaries and limits set by the funniest & most clever out there all to the delight of those fortunate enough to experience reading it here and soon before the ripple effect amongst comical mannerisms throughout our society allows this brilliance to reach more and more people at an exponential rate, eventually completely revolutionizing what we call humor.

In fact, if you would like to email me at ihavenicecologne46@hotmail.com... I would like to keep in touch with you and perhaps talk to you on webcam once in a when... how can I put this to words... when my tea has gone cold & I don't have any cards to play solitaire on my living room floor with... or oxymorphone... so I provoke you to respond with the same type of wit, sending me to my floor in fits of laughter & laughing until I am too winded to verbally abuse my pet cat. Before anyone thinks that I am a jerk, keep in mind I do feel guilty about this and to compensate for it while manic and not depressed, I put venlafaxine in it's meow mix.

It likes shoe-laces.

hahaha you having a bad day or somethin?

[Blu]

"I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your REAR REAR REAR" really makes my balls tingle.

[whore to a chainsaw]

Wow that was an awesome come back.

I just feel like if people are going to post, there should be a reason for it. People that want to read quality posts about eminem that have some kind of point to them don't deserve half of the posts on the biggest Eminem fan site in the world to be something that is literally pointless.

Before anyone thinks I am a jerk, let me make it clear that I am just ... well... playfully busting his balls. I don't actually think badly of this poster. I am also a complete hypocrite if I don't admit that I am guilty of the ADHD style ''nothing to do posts'' once in a while... but I try not to.

With that being said, seriously, think about the post I was responding to.

What is the point of it? What was he expecting when he hit that submit button? Did he expect that ANYONE would find his comment worthy of catalyzing his stride towards whatever he expects to gain from posting on a message board? Respect from other posters? In what form?

Did he want people to read his post and consider something interesting?

Did he want people to read his post and think to themselves ''Wow, look at this post! This is just so... NOT totally useless and a waste of time for the person that posted it and the people that have to read it while browsing this thread!'' And if so... as ridiculous as that would be... why would he expect that post to be sufficient in doing so for him? Does he think someone will find his humor original and witty enough to look up at the username posting it so that one day he can read a compliment about himself after someone has included the post in the collective amount of his efforts alongside it in their palette when metaphorically speaking, painting a delightful image of the man behind the username in their minds?

No.

He did it because of something that is extremely wrong with the human psyche in the 1st world. The validation of mediocrity amongst the minds of nearly all of us. Not just on message boards or with the posts on them... but anything and everything that people do. There are always people that speak just to hear themselves speak, do what they do just to perceive themselves doing what they do (rather than improving something in the world with it), and I suppose, post JUST to see themselves post.

That is what that post was, and he is not alone. Everyone does it, and if more people pointed it out, maybe the percentage of quality posts on this site and quality acts of anything in the world would stand out a lot more in contrast to the quantity of them all.

It was posted for the sake of making a post. A complete waste of time. No offense to this poster... but it's true. I would have found something like this in nearly any of the other threads on this page had I been browsing them instead and pointed out the same thing in hopes that more than just the user I am responding to will end up reading it and realize that they should only post when they have something to bring to the table. Then, apply that same logic to everything they do in life.

A lot of you may think I am a spazz for making a post that is so in-depth about this, but to me it is important... I am not forcing anyone else to find it as important as I do... and at least I have a reason for posting it aside from cluttering up the experience people have when they are privileged enough to have a site like this to post their thoughts on Eminem on.

I want to see good posts. I don't want to see the same old recycled shit. You can criticize the ''rear rear rear'' line for being mediocre... but the mediocre line annihilates it's own negative critical response... whatever that tells you about Eminem & or the people that bitch about him on here.

[OnurCanRecords]

Wow, @whore to a chainsaw. I never saw someone going this mad on the internet. Haha. I have to admit you made me laugh. But, be honest, is the line not provoking? If we're talking about emotions, it has so many emotions in it(picture painting, describing feelings, etc.. I consider it as one of the greatest Em lines ever, as I said before. If you want to show off what a huge Eminem fan you are, do me a favor and go Stan (crash, bridge, blabla). Believe me, I'm an Eminem fan myself too. I also was one of the few people that liked "Numb".

You support Em like these religious people support God. Calm down, mate. Imo, he is the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) and the butt-police line is just hilarious. When I first heard it, I laughed, or in your words, I LO fucking L'ed. So, friends now? lmao

[Jimmy Conway]

lol @ biggest Eminem site in the world. It probably is, I don't know. Just funny to think that every time I've ever been here there's usually like ten people on the board. Except when a song leaks, then the board shuts down cause it can't handle from going from 10 to 2,000. It's not like people are staring at this board looking for something amazing. It's a message board about some guy. Calm down.

[UofLCard]

It looks like NS got a new user name.

[Eedee]

Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed I'll aim my fist at the drywall

Just the way that whole thing flows, coupled with his voice, and the hidden multis in there ("I'm pissed/my fist") just drives home the whole point of the song... it's brilliant.

[Emadyville]

Jesus fuck for a minute there i thought i wrote that. Those were almost all of the lines i always play back in my head at work or whenever. There were only like 2 songs on there i disagreed with but that was nuts. Maybe there is something to what hes saying haha

[AbramIsaac]

some of those are not really that provoking ..

You're thinking "provocative".