Desperadoes - Celebrity

[CanadaPure]

Pain and I consummating our love by forming a rap duo tbh.

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CP LoF viewtopic.php?f=24&t=152825#p2089813
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Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uShFb6_J4z0

[CanadaPure]
When I was ten I went onto webcam fuckin' buck naked,
Showing bitches my penis, "I wanna fuck, slut take it!"
I didn't know it was illegal, I just wanted my dick wet,
She got arrest on a CP appeal, I've haunted that bitch since
A bass fisherman, a faster master of his bate
Met Ms. Clinton by mistake and asked her on a date
Helped her campaign, and she became senator of state
Got head from her at eight, and sent it on a plate (ha-HA!)
Met another dame named Megan Fox at a hockey game
Said "Suck Ronald Reagan's cock and I'll be on my way"
She'd say "he's dead though" if she only had half a brain
But she gave him head in his grave, and It blew his ass away
"You're gonna have to save the world, J-Lo's ass is lucid!"
Got my cape and fake nose, and fucked her till it loosened
Juicin' every gonad, saving every woman, but no man
Except Lindsay Lohan there's only so low you can go and,

We don't give a fuck about no,
bitches, money, Desperadoes,
We aint got no friends and no foes,
We are just some Desperadoes,

[Painkiller]
Woke up in bed with Oprah and Jenny Craig
Poke'd up then fed 'em copra and plenty eggs
Sick thing is they rode me like a bucking bronco
Dicking 'em up, had 'em screaming for a fucking encore
But I don't give a fuck, at least I got my dick wet
It's my life I live it up and you ain't seen every trick yet
So here I go again on my way to another date
With a fine dime big breasted girl Upton Kate
Or was it Kate Upton? I don't know I tend to forget
It was all good till she said something she'll forever regret
Called me a cocky prick, so grabbed her by the hair told her to
Grab my cock and spit, gag, swallow cuz that's what high rollers do
Though I'd hate to see that fine-ass girl go to waste
To the trunk with her is what her fate awaits
So I popped it open to the sight of disappointment
I already had Casey Anthony stuffed in a bow, bent

We don't give a fuck about no,
bitches, money, Desperadoes,
We ain't got no friends and no foes,
We are just some Desperadoes,

[PAINKILLƎR]

Can you replace hard with had on the forth line? btw we killed this shit.

[CanadaPure]

Can you replace hard with had on the forth line? btw we killed this shit.

Done!

[PAINKILLƎR]

Wow, we did fucking amazing. Why aren't we being praised?

[CanadaPure]

It was decent guys. Kinda disappointing that the first official duo track you guys did had separate, unrelated verses. Woulda been cool if you did some back and forth or something. You're supposed to have chemistry in a duo lol.

That's pretty much my fault. I'd already done my verse on this before we decided to do the group thing, and had asked Pain to be on it before the Desperadoes thing too. Pretty much purely my fault here.

[CanadaPure]

Coulda done a third verse back and forth lol.

Could have, would have, probably should have. I was just trying to stick to the beat which only had 2 verses. Ah well, next time.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Disagree with Geno.

Honestly, fuck rap I'm giving up ya'll I'm sorry.

[CanadaPure]

Disagree with Geno.

Honestly, fuck rap I'm giving up ya'll I'm sorry.

But Pain, this is your record release party!

[PAINKILLƎR]

Disagree with Geno.

Honestly, fuck rap I'm giving up ya'll I'm sorry.

But Pain, this is your record release party!

Disagree with Geno.

Honestly, fuck rap I'm giving up ya'll I'm sorry.

The rest of your verse was dope, I'm here to give you helpful feedback. That part seemed off when the rest of your verse was good. You know?

Don't quit son!

At least wait until Ego murks you in the tourney. <3

You really mean that?

[PAINKILLƎR]

Ok, I understand.

[Eedee]

This was funny and had nice rhyming. Felt like Slim Shady referencing so many peeps.

Pain, your rhyming caught me off guard. That was pretty cool!
CP, you rhyme better on these types of tracks but I feel as if I like you more on introspective shit. I dunno...

Cool shit, Desperadoes.

[PAINKILLƎR]

My rhyming has always been tight, whatchu talkin' bout? Thanks anyway for the feed bru

[Eedee]

More than usual, then.

[CanadaPure]

CP, you rhyme better on these types of tracks but I feel as if I like you more on introspective shit. I dunno...

I like doing introspective stuff better too, but you know how when you do one thing too much you start to get bored and you need a break from it? This was just some messing around stuff to take a break from that, and it was a lot of fun to do.

[Eedee]

CP, you rhyme better on these types of tracks but I feel as if I like you more on introspective shit. I dunno...

I like doing introspective stuff better too, but you know how when you do one thing too much you start to get bored and you need a break from it? This was just some messing around stuff to take a break from that, and it was a lot of fun to do.