CanadaPure - The Ladies

[CanadaPure]

Was bored. Wrote two verses on an incredibly corny beat, they're supposed to be said softly like you were talking to a lady. Don't leave yet, I promise it's not one of those songs though.

LoF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=152753#p2087174
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywwBD-yjo4w


Hi there, my name is Canadian it's really nice to meat ya',
I stare at ladies and have lice, get aggressive and beat up,
Shemales, Woops did I say that? Don't worry I'd never hurt you,
Besides murder doesn't hurt, Virgin? Wow you're my first too!
Come back to my pad hoe, I'd love to wriggle up in your asshole,
Ignore the rats though, that white powder? Why, that's coke!
Let's take a bath so we can fuck with passionate fiery hate,
Better hurry because that carcass is passed the expiry date,
It's not faggot sex if there's a girl and the other guy's dead,
Forget the maggots let's soap up, did you hear what I said?
I need to replace him in my fridge, and since you're my bitch,
I'll squish you up there in his place, because it only fits,
I can see why you fell for me, I'm charming and pretty tall,
It's alarming that I fell for you, it's all your pussy's fault,
So hold still while I give you my six inches of stainless steel,
I only duct taped your mouth because I hate those heinous squeals.

[Gay Piece of Shit Chorus]

This might seem candid, but Candice, I havent had sex in ages,
This is tasteless, but you're the girl that attracts rapists,
Gets face lifts and breast implants, crazy silicone in that,
Now it's a fact that you might get skinned back by this man,
But hear me out, my last girl was so happy she wont leave my house,
It's like she haunts me, even when I yell at her "please get out!",
Nah I'm just teasin', how 'bout dinner? I have some meat in my freezer,
We could eat her! I mean, we could cook that meat and it's free girl!
Great then, it's a date. One thing, would you like to acquire Aids?
Huh? I said would you like to try eggs, it's an acquired taste.
Why are you calling the police? No wait, I'm begging you please,
I'm not gonna give you a disease, I'm not spreading V.D's!
Sorry Candice, our dates cancelled on account of you're a bitch,
So i'll skip, maybe I'll just go home and watch some Ero Trip,
Besides, I'll catch you later, Maybe next time with a net,
This I meant, you're not the first stuck up bitch I've met

[EmTV]

In the second to last line, did you mean net? Not next? But I liked it and it flowed well, listening without a beat. I liked it a lot. Keep it up

[PAINKILLƎR]

lol what the fuck... That was pretty dope, really well written.

[Blu]

CanadePure confirmed for TRex alt.

[CanadaPure]

CanadePure confirmed for TRex alt.

Nah, only on on Tuesdays. Unless I've been jackin' my own dick this whole time and hallucinating that... Never mind.

@EmTV oops. Yes I did.

[CanadaPure]

CanadePure confirmed for TRex alt.

lmfao with the track we're doing together I'm actually apparently the more gruesome one. We've actually discussed our differences and similarities already lol.

I didn't realize it yesterday when you sent me the few bars but the hook REALLY reminds me of "I'm Leaving" by the Outsidaz....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybBcjdsCxmQ ....don't know why but the beat is definitely something Young Zee would rap to. I liked the beat.

Anyways, on to your actual writing, you know that I found that line talking about the 3some with the dead guy, you, and the girl hilarious. I like the way what you write sounds so natural, you don't try to force multis, if they'e not gonna work, you just say fuck it, which is something I think I could use help with. This was a very enjoyable read, I like it a lot

Yeah I try not to worry about that too much, If it doesn't sound good and I can only finish on a 2 syllable rhyme than that's what I'll do. Lyrical miracles are fun to read too, but for me forcing them can have a really negative outcome on my writing.

[Eedee]

LMFAO

This was fucking hilarious dude. Some real clever shit in here. Well-written and funny as fuck.

I love the CW haha

[CanadaPure]

Some of your lines made me laugh. Reminded me of The Kids in the way it was told.

Great then, it's a date. One thing, would you like to acquire Aids?
Huh? I said would you like to try eggs, it's an acquired taste.

I lol'd.

And I lol'd @ "our date's cancelled on account of you're a bitch"

That's funny because the voice I was rapping it in while I was trying to find the flow was a lot like Eminem on "The Kids", I guess mission accomplished then.

[EvryOnesACrtc]

AHAHA that was a very entertaining read. The second verse was, by far, better than the first. I agree with most of the other comments on what I found funny, but here are some others I feel are underrated:

So hold still while I give you my six inches of stainless steel,
I only duct taped your mouth because I hate those heinous squeals.

Besides, I'll catch you later, Maybe next time with a net

Nah I'm just teasin', how 'bout dinner? I have some meat in my freezer,
We could eat her! I mean...

[CanadaPure]

Thanks for the C&C EOAC.

[Kill You]

LMAO this was funny as fuck and your rhyming is good.

That Aids line was just

[Hopsinshadie]

That was stellar, replete with a plethora of multi rhymes.

[CanadaPure]

That was stellar, replete with a plethora of multi rhymes.

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