Last one to post wins ...GAME

[Sam.]

Barney dies in the latest season of 'HIMYM'

[PAINKILLƎR]

where is your source..

[PAINKILLƎR]

I bought that bitch a salad, she still owes me pussy nahmean?

[ImANoob]

thats a regular day painkiller

[Sam.]

His manager is already Tweeting about that. RIP.

[EG.]

Alright so the pizza place was kinda far from the school so we head to my friends truck and as we're walking we get approached by the two door silver honda and this guy asks for some directions and tells us he's late for work and shit. My friend like a retard asks him "Oh, where do you work?" and the guy was like "I work for vivid entertainment, you know that porn company" my dumbass friend was so interested with what this guy had to say and started asking him more questions. The guy in the honda looked hella weird, his car was a mess and he had this whispery voice. So the guy is like "You guys watch porn? don't lie" so we were all like "yeah" and then he tells us you guys should work in porn. I don't know why but it seemed that I was the only one who felt extremely uncomfortable, then the guys asked "would you guys do porn?" then he followed that up with "How big are your dicks?" whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? is this guy serious? I wanted to leave but my friends started answering him and I'm like MY GAWD THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS, so every single one of my friends started saying "6 and a half" "6 and a half" "6 and a half" "6 and a half" and then one of my friends was like 8 inches and they all started laughing at him, then I was asked and I just said "6 and a half" like everybody else but I never measured myself tbh so I was just saying that so nobody will say shit. So finally the guys like "oh shit I gotta get to work" so he gives on of my friends a business card and he leaves. We all have this face like did that just happen? So we're laughing about it on our way to the truck and when we get there we see that my friends truck is small as fuck and there were 6 of us! so we just stuffed ourselves in there(most uncomfortable ride ever) so we drive to the bank first and some of my friends pull out some weed and we're smoking and stuff being rowdy as hell hollering at girls on the street having a blast and shit. So we finally get to the bank right and my friend that was driving got out to withdraw some money while we in the car(still smoking) When all of a sudden we hear sirens and we start panicking not only because we had weed but my friend miguel dealt meth and I'm scared probably the most because I've never around drugs the most. So the cop car gets passed us and we find out that it was stopping somebody else, so we all start laughing and shit but I'm still a bit shook so I'm like lets just get the pizza and get the fuck back to school. But my friends didn't give a shit they were still laughing and shit so we finally get the pizza and we stole some dips and shit and were heading back to school but I forgot the girls salad that she order specifically so we turn back and go through a drive thru to order and shit so while we wait some 2 fat gangsters walk passed my friend and they're staring him down and he doesn't like that so he starts telling 'em shit and the guys are like saying all types of gang shit and I'm not really tripping because it's only 2 of them and 6 of us so we're laughing about it and we finally get the salad and shit but we hear gun shots and we were like fuck cuz before those 2 gangsters left they said they were coming back, so we pealed off back to school and I just had a crazy dope time and I'm glad it's over and I can't wait to give this chick her salad and when I get there she's with this guy and I'm like wtf? so I give her the salad (that I paid for) and she like "thank you so much!" and she's like oh have you met my boyfriend and I was like FML!!!

Sorry for keeping you niglets waiting

She didnt even offer to pay for it herself? LOL
one hell of a trip to get a salad and pizzas tbh

& shoulda done the porn tbh

[EG.]

Barney dies in the latest season of 'HIMYM'

no fuckin way

[PAINKILLƎR]

His manager is already Tweeting about that. RIP.

That's bad for business doe

Alright so the pizza place was kinda far from the school so we head to my friends truck and as we're walking we get approached by the two door silver honda and this guy asks for some directions and tells us he's late for work and shit. My friend like a retard asks him "Oh, where do you work?" and the guy was like "I work for vivid entertainment, you know that porn company" my dumbass friend was so interested with what this guy had to say and started asking him more questions. The guy in the honda looked hella weird, his car was a mess and he had this whispery voice. So the guy is like "You guys watch porn? don't lie" so we were all like "yeah" and then he tells us you guys should work in porn. I don't know why but it seemed that I was the only one who felt extremely uncomfortable, then the guys asked "would you guys do porn?" then he followed that up with "How big are your dicks?" whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? is this guy serious? I wanted to leave but my friends started answering him and I'm like MY GAWD THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS, so every single one of my friends started saying "6 and a half" "6 and a half" "6 and a half" "6 and a half" and then one of my friends was like 8 inches and they all started laughing at him, then I was asked and I just said "6 and a half" like everybody else but I never measured myself tbh so I was just saying that so nobody will say shit. So finally the guys like "oh shit I gotta get to work" so he gives on of my friends a business card and he leaves. We all have this face like did that just happen? So we're laughing about it on our way to the truck and when we get there we see that my friends truck is small as fuck and there were 6 of us! so we just stuffed ourselves in there(most uncomfortable ride ever) so we drive to the bank first and some of my friends pull out some weed and we're smoking and stuff being rowdy as hell hollering at girls on the street having a blast and shit. So we finally get to the bank right and my friend that was driving got out to withdraw some money while we in the car(still smoking) When all of a sudden we hear sirens and we start panicking not only because we had weed but my friend miguel dealt meth and I'm scared probably the most because I've never around drugs the most. So the cop car gets passed us and we find out that it was stopping somebody else, so we all start laughing and shit but I'm still a bit shook so I'm like lets just get the pizza and get the fuck back to school. But my friends didn't give a shit they were still laughing and shit so we finally get the pizza and we stole some dips and shit and were heading back to school but I forgot the girls salad that she order specifically so we turn back and go through a drive thru to order and shit so while we wait some 2 fat gangsters walk passed my friend and they're staring him down and he doesn't like that so he starts telling 'em shit and the guys are like saying all types of gang shit and I'm not really tripping because it's only 2 of them and 6 of us so we're laughing about it and we finally get the salad and shit but we hear gun shots and we were like fuck cuz before those 2 gangsters left they said they were coming back, so we pealed off back to school and I just had a crazy dope time and I'm glad it's over and I can't wait to give this chick her salad and when I get there she's with this guy and I'm like wtf? so I give her the salad (that I paid for) and she like "thank you so much!" and she's like oh have you met my boyfriend and I was like FML!!!

Sorry for keeping you niglets waiting

She didnt even offer to pay for it herself? LOL
one hell of a trip to get a salad and pizzas tbh

& shoulda done the porn tbh

Word. I don't really curr doe she had a kid a year after that so I guess you can say that's a blessing in disguise... lol

[Sam.]

Barney dies in the latest season of 'HIMYM'

no fuckin way

It's true.

Anyway. Sup? Been a long time talking to my girl.

[EG.]

Barney dies in the latest season of 'HIMYM'

no fuckin way

It's true.

Anyway. Sup? Been a long time talking to my girl.

Feeling kinda down today, but in general im doing good.
What about u?

[Sam.]

Chillin. A little sad than usual. Busy.

Okay, gotta bounce, got some stuff to do. Catch y'll in a few.

Peace.

[ImANoob]

finally put the christmas decorations away. only a month late

[PAINKILLƎR]

Round 1, Who won?

[ImANoob]

you won nigga

[PAINKILLƎR]

I love you