HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIITTTTT GUYS!!!

[SajN]

I was in the kitchen, and I some this big ass spider on the wall. Never seen this big spider in my house (just like the ladies haven't seen this big dick in their "house" ). I fucking panicked (pretty because I am high as shit right now), usually I love spiders, but now I got paranoid and felt hundred spiders crawling on me. Anyway, I killed it with a book, and then I placed it on a tisse which I placed on the table, and then wrote on the tissue "From SajN". Can't wait till dad and mom sees it and gets disgusted, especially mom

[SliK]

How big are we talking? I get these ones around the house all the time:

[Supershade]

Murderer

[AbramIsaac]

How big are we talking? I get these ones around the house all the time:

God damn it, I fucking hate Australia.

I found a black widow spider in my house the other day.

[Trimss]

SliK I would shit myself if I found this in my house.

[SliK]

Those buggers are harmless. Considering we have many deadly species of spiders, including the deadliest on earth, I'll take the huntsman in my house any day.

[AbramIsaac]

I remember being a child and seeing a tarantula on the counter top in our kitchen.



Looked kinda like that ^. My mom freaked out and put a cup over it to keep it in one place. Freaky, but not as freaky as that huntsman. I just wish that Black Widow had never crept into my house...now I'm afraid to sleep on the floor and shit. Freaked out about rolling over on one in my sleep.

[Just Silver]

i hate spiders one of the reasons i dont wanna go to Australia even though i want to

[AbramIsaac]

Yeah, fuck Australia.

Their spiders are big, their kangaroos will fuck you up, and their indigenous people are black. Everything about that place just screams "We're going to kill you".

[Trimss]

If a spider dissed me, I would not answer.

Yeah, fuck Australia.

Their spiders are big, their kangaroos will fuck you up, and their indigenous people are black. Everything about that place just screams "We're going to kill you".

[SliK]

I remember being a child and seeing a tarantula on the counter top in our kitchen.



Looked kinda like that ^. My mom freaked out and put a cup over it to keep it in one place. Freaky, but not as freaky as that huntsman. I just wish that Black Widow had never crept into my house...now I'm afraid to sleep on the floor and shit. Freaked out about rolling over on one in my sleep.

The freakiest things about huntsmans (huntsmen?) is their speed. They are so fucking quick and they can fit into literally any space. Quite often you will pull your sun visor in your car down and one will just be sitting there inches from your face (or even worse, fall into your lap). They even cause motor vehicle accidents because people freak the fuck out and drive into trees and stuff lolol.

I had a Redback (similar in looks to your Black Widow) fall out of my shoe yesterday before I mowed the lawn. So I killed it and wore different shoes lol

[SajN]

I remember being a child and seeing a tarantula on the counter top in our kitchen.



Looked kinda like that ^. My mom freaked out and put a cup over it to keep it in one place. Freaky, but not as freaky as that huntsman. I just wish that Black Widow had never crept into my house...now I'm afraid to sleep on the floor and shit. Freaked out about rolling over on one in my sleep.

I've actually had a Tarantula walking on my hand twice. I was on a spider show, so they let us have Tarantula on our hand. It was kinda cool

[AbramIsaac]

I had a Redback (similar in looks to your Black Widow) fall out of my shoe yesterday before I mowed the lawn. So I killed it and wore different shoes lol

Ah, yeah, I see that they are of the same Genus. That would sort of be like the Australian Black Widow then. A Black Widow bite usually results in a visit to the hospital here, since that's the only place they're going to give you the antivenom. The whole prospect of a bite that causes widespread muscle pain and inhibits breathing sort of makes me nervous.

I don't like spiders anyway, but I had never seen a Black Widow before in real life. I knew they were more common in the Southwest, but the worst I had ever really worried about where I live is the Brown Recluse. Not so much because of the deadly nature of their venom, but because the bite leads to an infection that can rot your skin. Nasty fuckers.

Anyway, I see this (dead) black spider in one of the rooms of my house. Being that this place is old as sin, I had gotten used to seeing brown spiders by now. This had been the first spider I had seen in a bit, but it was also the first black one I had seen here. So, I moved it, and saw the red hourglass on the underside...and then felt incredibly uncomfortable and left the room.

Probably going to have to just burn the place down.

[SliK]

Yeah we have white tail spiders that, if you have an allergic reaction to their venom, will rot your flesh and always results in amputation.

This is the only spider I would be afraid of, very agressive and the deadliest spider in the world:


But our spiders have got nothing on our snakes...

[Chet Starr]

this whole damn topic is giving me a panic attack